It's Over You can realize your biggest sex fantasy during your night, everything you want, anything, but

[Fancy Alcoholic]

once you're done a spooky mujahidin comes out of the cupboard and you have a choice to make :

1. he cuts your dick and balls. You can now effectively live your life like an eunnuch with no libido, no more need for sex, no more foid attraction, nor any attraction at all. You keep the memory of that perfect night.

2. you go back being an incel forever with no memory of this perfect sex session. And there's a malediction on you forbidding you to ever have sex in your life, even with escorts. You still have overwhelming libido though.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

By Allah, what will you choose ?

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

no deal

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

There's a 7% chance an old version of you already made that deal and chose 2 and you don't know it and will never know tbh.

no deal

BY ALLAH

 

[Mayocel]

Choice 2 seems like I would go on with my life as it is now, as far as I'm concerned it is better than getting mutilated.

 

[Skoga]

No deal

 

[FakeFakecel]

No deal

 

[FakeFakecel]

Anyone who chooses 1 is a retard jfl. The pain of that will be fucking agonizing and you can very well die from blood loss

(assuming the muhajideen doesn't apply anesthesia beforehand jfl)

 

[just another incel]

2nd becaus as an incel I can keep masturbate

 

[ubermensch1944]

no deal

 

[Maladjusted Jerk]

Such a lose/lose deal it'd be better to not choose.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Such a lose/lose deal it'd be better to not choose.

foid trait : can't choose

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Anyone who chooses 1 is a retard jfl. The pain of that will be fucking agonizing and you can very well die from blood loss

(assuming the muhajideen doesn't apply anesthesia beforehand jfl)

You choose a life of sweet torture over ataraxy.

 

[Maladjusted Jerk]

foid trait : can't choose

I did choose I chose not to I mean if I chose option 1 I'd have some real foid traits at that point

 

[Cock'nBalls]

can i reason with this mujahidin? May i convince him to not castrate me?

 

[Izayacel]

2 If blowjobs still Count otherwise No Deal

 

[SerbBurekConsoomer]

3rd option: don't have any sex, play team fortress 2 with mujahidin and stop being gynocentric cuck who increases toilet's value

 

[gummybearcel]

I don't really like the idea of sex that much I would rather kiss and cuddle for a few hours. To bask in each other's body heat and warmth would be like opium to me.

I would pick number 2 as I'm not going to have sex with anyone jfl. I am an inkie after all.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

can i reason with this mujahidin? May i convince him to not castrate me?

By Allah he cut your two legs too