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Blackpill You are still incel if your "girlfriend" only gives you starfish sex

Rey_Palpatine

Rey_Palpatine

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If a girl gives you starfish sex she does not like you, but can barely tolerate you she is probably using you for your money. I do not consider starfish sex to be sex at all. Only chad gets real sex everyone else the femoid will use to her own benefit. Women only want the top 8/10-10/10 men it does not mean that they go for the top 20% of men as that would have to do with population and how many men out of that would be chads. Truth is only the top 5% of men are 8/10-10/10 where 10 out of 10 would be like 1%. Starfish sex is still better than any of us will ever get though.
 
i don't even know what this is
 
and here we go again



@Personalityinkwell @Colvin76
hookers>starfish sex

inb4 someone uses a strawman argument against me
 
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Joined: June 28th 2020
 
i don't even know what this is
starfish sex is when a girl just lays there putting in no effort, she doesn't do that with chad, it's what happens to dead marriages it goes from real sex to starfish sex to never getting sex and them just using your credit card to buy things and cheat on you with chad. Foids have 0 loyalty
 
starfish sex is when a girl just lays there putting in no effort, she doesn't do that with chad, it's what happens to dead marriages it goes from real sex to starfish sex to never getting sex and them just using your credit card to buy things and cheat on you with chad. Foids have 0 loyalty
dear god
 
these arguments mostly break down when you look at how many normie marriages involve the woman making just as much as the man or in many cases more....it's 2020 guys. The earning capabilities of women and men arent that different
 
i don't even know what this is

A perfect opportunity to add a retard to your ignore list

@Rey_Palpatine - Thank you, you saved me the time of being exposed to further stupidity from you
 
these arguments mostly break down when you look at how many normie marriages involve the woman making just as much as the man or in many cases more....it's 2020 guys. The earning capabilities of women and men arent that different
Joined Jun 24, 2020
 
graycel thread tbh
 
A perfect opportunity to add a retard to your ignore list

@Rey_Palpatine - Thank you, you saved me the time of being exposed to further stupidity from you
:feelstastyman:
 
They are not incel but they are still very close to our level.
 
If your end goal is sex, then you are better off escortcelling.
 
Had to look it up:

"starfish sex:
Sex in missionary position where girl lays inactive on bed with her legs spread.
He was expecting it to be steamy sex like from porno movies, but all he got was starfish sex."

"Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basically surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex."

"I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway."

When I was still doing hookers (years ago), I got this kind of sex many times.
It got me mad more than once, loosing any amount of money in the process.
Maybe I got way to tired of this shit and decided to stop doing hookers.
Likewise, I'll never accept "starfish sex" either, it's stupid. I don't care if I'll be oldcel the rest of my life.
 
If a girl gives you starfish sex she does not like you, but can barely tolerate you she is probably using you for your money. I do not consider starfish sex to be sex at all. Only chad gets real sex everyone else the femoid will use to her own benefit. Women only want the top 8/10-10/10 men it does not mean that they go for the top 20% of men as that would have to do with population and how many men out of that would be chads. Truth is only the top 5% of men are 8/10-10/10 where 10 out of 10 would be like 1%. Starfish sex is still better than any of us will ever get though.
Fakecel cope. Why do people want to belong to the incel community? It's a curse, not a brotherhood.
 
I was away for like a week and I come back to threads about "incel" sex havers? Wtf is happening to this site?
 
I was away for like a week and I come back to threads about "incel" sex havers? Wtf is happening to this site?
people wanna meme and shit because other topics got tired out
 
OP, IT'S TIME TO KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING A RETARDED FAGGOT.
 
No, this is called “nearcel”
 
 
I swear the standard for being incel is getting lower and lower. It's insane. You still managed to get a girl to have sex with you so it counts.
 
I swear the standard for being incel is getting lower and lower. It's insane. You still managed to get a girl to have sex with you so it counts.
The world is heading into a dark direction
 
Welcome to 2020, where INCELS have SEX with their GIRLFRIENDS
 
Why do people think I have ever had sex? I haven't not once in my life i have this is just my opinion
 
TIL @BrendioEEE is a truecel
 
never had sex in my life. This is just my opinion
Not accusing you of being fakecel dawg, just saying that it’s a pretty ridiculous take. People are way too liberal with the word incel sometimes. Somebody who has consensual sex without overt payment with the same girl might be a blackpilled or bluepilled or a cuck or a retard or whatever, but he’s not incel.

An argument can be made for those who can only escortmaxx, but I’ve got to disagree on this one my man
 
Not accusing you of being fakecel dawg, just saying that it’s a pretty ridiculous take. People are way too liberal with the word incel sometimes. Somebody who has consensual sex without overt payment with the same girl might be a blackpilled or bluepilled or a cuck or a retard or whatever, but he’s not incel.

An argument can be made for those who can only escortmaxx, but I’ve got to disagree on this one my man
incel is someone who can't get sex that he can brag about
 
Not accusing you of being fakecel dawg, just saying that it’s a pretty ridiculous take. People are way too liberal with the word incel sometimes. Somebody who has consensual sex without overt payment with the same girl might be a blackpilled or bluepilled or a cuck or a retard or whatever, but he’s not incel.

An argument can be made for those who can only escortmaxx, but I’ve got to disagree on this one my man
if you pay for sex does that still make you an incel if you cannot get that without paying? or does incel mean that you can't even get sex even you paid the foid a small loan of a million dollars?
 
starfish sex is when a girl just lays there putting in no effort, she doesn't do that with chad, it's what happens to dead marriages it goes from real sex to starfish sex to never getting sex and them just using your credit card to buy things and cheat on you with chad. Foids have 0 loyalty

This right here
 
if you pay for sex does that still make you an incel if you cannot get that without paying? or does incel mean that you can't even get sex even you paid the foid a small loan of a million dollars?
Asking this forum “what defines incel” is like asking a room full of philosophy majors what the meaning of life is.

Personally I’d rank anyone who could get consensual non-commercial sex with a girl he feels attracted to a normie, anyone who could only ascend with a hooker or someone he feels no attraction to (700 pounds, microcephalic, etc) incel, and anyone who would have some difficulty finding an escort to fuck him Truecel.
 

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