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JFL You are outside and a mass shooting is happening. What do you do?

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You are outside and a mass shooting happens. What do you do?

  • Run for your life like a bitch

    Votes: 19 33.3%
  • Ask the shooter to shoot you and end your misery

    Votes: 12 21.1%
  • Heromaxx(confront shooter,somehow kill him,save stacies etc)

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • Join the shooter

    Votes: 14 24.6%
  • Something else(elaborate in comments)

    Votes: 8 14.0%

  • Total voters
    57
Deleted member 1227

Deleted member 1227

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Help a brother out

 
I love it when a plam, comes into action.
 
I would just continue doing whatever I was doing, and if the shooter kills me that is fine, but if he doesn't that is fine too.
 
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Nudge the person next to me and say, "mogs me".
 
Realistically, hide like a little bitch or run. If I was feeling particularly suicidal that day I might even try establishing contact of some sort letting him know I'm an incel.
 
shout at the shooter GO ER
 
Depends on the motive tbh, is this a school shooting or a public shooting (city, street, building, business etc)? If I knew before hand and suggest he use a suppressed Sniper rifle for the most kills and an escape route prepared . He’d get away if he had accomplices
 
I would do same as anyone else, because I'm high inhib. I guess it would be running
 
Heromaxx is best option tbh, I either die (good) or get to be a hero (great).

INCEL SAVES LIVES - VIRGIN HERO STOPS MASS SHOOTING

Ahh, I'll dream about this tonight.
 
Realistically I'll run like a bitch, even though I'd secretly shoots me in the head
 
probably help him out, take a few more people out for him.
 
Pull out my AR-15 from my suitcase and try to beat his hi score
 
Film that shit.
 
Right before I get shot, I would probably tell to myself: "I was supposed to go ER, I missed my chance jfl"
 
1-get blunt object
2-hide behind door
3-mercilessly brain shooter with it
4-be a hero
5-win win win
 
I run while yelling cope at the top of my lungs.
Life isn't call of duty op.
 
i would do the ymca and the robot and get shot
 
Put into action the book "Be a Hero" into real time for my sake alone.

1-get blunt object
2-hide behind door
3-mercilessly brain shooter with it
4-be a hero
5-win win win

One tactic.

Alternatively don my level 3a with level 4 upgrade add ons body armour plates covering me from head to toe, utilise my air "toys", whip out my cross bows and bows and arrows and stand my ground. Shouting. "Never harm a fellow Incel... mother fucker". Then fire (bastard goes down and stays down) and forget (aka walk on by)"...

Fuck whoever. The bastard never harms a fellow Incel. There's always fellow Incels walking amongst us. Yes even amongst Chads and Stacies.
 
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Haha it would be hard decision.

Probably I would have to run. Basic instinct.

Other option being looting some of the corpses kek.
 
1 shrug my shoulders and walk away to safety
2 beat them to death since its a free kill
3 take a female body for later consumption And use
 
GTFO out of there unless there was an azn girl I'd think I'd be able to save and manipulate her into being my gf because she owes me.
 
Pull out android and record the shooting. Anytime I'm feel suicide fuel, I just pull out the phone and watch the video.
 
Protect a random stacy from him and then abduct her as a sex slave
 
Heromaxx, become the true alpha of the situation and scream a war cry as u charge the mf and ambush him. Then you can get all the hero pussy from dumb whores if it works out thats the best solution.
 
Going to be honest: I've been hoping this happens at some point in my life. In 99% of cases I'd run like a bitch but if the cause for the shooting was Incel related or something related to the job and I knew the person I really really REALLY would ask him to give me a gun and let me join. I've thought about this scenario a fuckton

I need something to help out. Porn isn't cutting it. This site doesn't cut it. I'm going to help his ass out and start by taking the exit where he is shooting so we can fish the people into a route where there would be nothing but a hail of bullets ala 300 with the arrows. No hiding. No evading. Just pure fun.
Then I obviously get caught. The original shooter most likely dies. I tell him that he made me do everything or he would kill me. I "had" to comply. I couldn't get out of it. I get acquitted. I had my fun. I had my release. Nobody is none the wiser.
/sly grin
 
Either ask to help him or to end my suffering.
 
Team up with the shooter
 
Shout at the shooter JFL at running JBMS game with your subhumanity
 
pick up the ammo and give it to the shooter
 
Running away isn't a bitch option. The fight or flight impulse exists for a reason. You can't reasonably think you can fight someone with a firearm. BUT, if you also have a firearm, your safest option would be to take cover in a place where he can't sneak up on you and then shoot him if he approaches.
 
Heromaxx, become the true alpha of the situation and scream a war cry as u charge the mf and ambush him. Then you can get all the hero pussy from dumb whores if it works out thats the best solution.
:soy:
 
Join the shooter tbh
 
Take my gun out and help my brother of course
 

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