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You are not truly living if you are not an instagram male model

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[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohYjzu_4VVE[/video]

This is happiness beyond anything you can fathom. It's impossible to appreciate how easy, stress-free, validation filled, and endorphin-releasing these lives are but we can guess. They've escaped the rat race. No 40 hour weeks, no hours spent in traffic commuting, no deadlines to worry about, no essays to research, no projects to lose hair over. No forcing yourself to wake up early, force-feeding for energy even if not hungry.

You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.

You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.

Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.

In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because women keep GAWKING at you. You have to hide a shit-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.

Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.

80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate chick from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.

Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with jailbaits posting kissy emojis and tagging their jb friends

"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!" 
"future husband" 
"I.CANT.BREATHE" 
"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmyfuckingGOD"

Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, then want YOU.

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We are breathing but we are not alive.
 
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I knew it was going to be this video, lol.
 
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eurocel said:
We are breathing but we are not alive.

We just exist. Like a flowerpot.
 
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I love posts like these, I like my self-esteem extra non-existent
 
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kodoku said:
I love posts like these, I like my self-esteem extra non-existent

Why would you have slef esteem as an incel anyway? What is there to value on yourself? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
 
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Don't they photoshop themselves and use filters to make themselves look better?
 
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Worst feeling ever to know these guys are like different species because of stuff out of our control.
 
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Dingus_Incel said:
Don't they photoshop themselves and use filters to make themselves look better?

Cope.


Zielony4 said:
Worst feeling ever to know these guys are like different species because of stuff out of our control.

This. You do not become a male model. You are born one.
 
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Stolen straight from lookism lol.
But good fuel nonetheless
 
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Noszka seems relatively chill given his success and the amount of validation he probably receives on a daily basis. They should make a VR game based on your post, you go through living a day as a male model. I'd throw my money at that cope.
 

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