You are NOT an incel if:

[TheVman]

1-have above 5 looks (like half the forum here tb) (and no mental cel or austic cel aren't real just get on tinder nigga)

2-Haven't tried losing body fat

3-Haven't tried asking girls out at some point in your life


If you do not meet these criteria then GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Ok shrek

 

[RealestFakecel]

True

 

[swissincel]

4 - are 6 feet or taller

 

[DankIncel]

Agreed. To be an Incel you have to be at least a 20 years old looksmaxed sub5 that have been rejected by 45+ Femoids that have are below or equal to your lookslevel without a single one of them giving you a chance despite trying your best. Being a truecel is a different story.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Don't steal my memes, this is MY swamp.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Don't steal my memes, this is MY swamp.

is this 2014 YouTube?

 

[heroinfather]

autism isn't a valid excuse for being an incel? i think you may be severely brain damaged

 

[TheVman]

autism isn't a valid excuse for being an incel? i think you may be severely brain damaged

run disabled autsit game if you're good looking

 

[Weed]

I haven't tried asking them irl but do datings apps count? xd

 

[TheVman]

I haven't tried asking them irl but do datings apps count? xd

They're a good indication. If you got 0 matches then I doubt you'l have a difference irl

 

[Weed]

I haven't tried asking them irl but do datings apps count? xd

They're a good indication. If you got 0 matches then I doubt you'l have a difference irl

True that.
I would never ask a femoid irl, not only I look low trust with long philtrum but I have a Russian accent and voice that sounds introverted and quiet.

 

[TheVman]

I would never ask a femoid irl, not only I look low trust with long philtrum but I have a Russian accent and voice that sounds introverted and quiet.

Oh god don't get me started on my voice. I sound like a 14 year old going through pubirity and like im about to cry every fucking time i hear myself speak

 

[Weed]

I would never ask a femoid irl, not only I look low trust with long philtrum but I have a Russian accent and voice that sounds introverted and quiet.

Oh god don't get me started on my voice. I sound like a 14 year old going through pubirity and like im about to cry every fucking time i hear myself speak

and people don't take you seriously? welp same here tbh.. I heard a lot of people say I am quiet and introverted, but what can I do lol.. I wish I had my mom's voice tone, she sounds like a singer or some shit with very clear and loud voice.. I am just like my dad... quiet af

 

[BlackpilledAF]

4- have been told unironically that you look good

 

[TheVman]

4- have been told unironically that you look good

Moms don't count tho

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

4- have been told unironically that you look good

Moms don't count tho

 

[kvn]

Yay im cured then! No longer incel. Never thought it would be so easy!

 

[theultimate341]

F A K E C E L S O U T

 

[towncel]

> Haven't tried asking girls out at some point in your life

High IQ confirmed

 

[NeverSubmit]

Am I an incel if I haven't done looksmaxing?

 

[TheVman]

Am I an incel if I haven't done looksmaxing?

Depends, are you fat? If you're skinny/average weight and your face is still ugly then lookmaxing is just cope probably

 

[NeverSubmit]

Depends, are you fat? If you're skinny/average weight and your face is still ugly then lookmaxing is just cope probably

Nope I'm not fat at all

 

[Tellem--T]

Every knows I'm the OG Ogre shrek, so you get of my swamp you nobody