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JFL "Yea so let me put this dick in you."

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Is something I've always wanted to say to a female before I have sexual intercourse with her. Not sure when my fascination with saying something right before I penetrate her vaginal walls occurred but I do know that I've had this phrase stuck in my head for a while and I know it will come out awkward but if that day ever came I'm thinking of actually saying it. Feels retarded to just have sex in silence so I figure I make the moment a bit more memorable by saying something she will never forget.

>Do you guys have a catchphrase that you want to tell a female before certain romantic encounters?

At some point during the relationship there is also usually the: [Do you love me? I love you! No, I love you more! No no, I love YOU more!]
back and forth that goes between you two. Always wanted to tell a girl I'd always love her just a tiny bit more because I never thought I'd have this and it feels like I'm living a dream. I have other sappy encounters in my head that if they do happen in such a way that I have quick quips to use at any given time. I live in my head a lot and have various dating scenarios lined up for whenever I get a chance.
 
"Whenever i get the chance" :feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
"Get against the fucking wall and let me fuck the shit out of you, you stupid fucking whore."
 
I want to tell a cute white teenager: massage my cock with your tonsils you cock eating female dog.

And then cuddle and say I love her.

You have to fuck like a bull and love like a penguin, to paraphrase Muhammad Ali.
 
i haven't ever really imagined fucking a foid like a monsta, i'm pretty submissive tbh tbh ngl (except when I'm on nofap, then i get more urges to be the dominant one).
 

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