Write-a-play

[Juxtaposition6]

Write your shitty plays in this thread.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Somebody derail this thread now

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Me: Whaddup
You: Die
Me: Ok
*Applause*

 

[Kointo1]

Jeff: whee is ur banaa?
Cock: up ur mum gay butt
Jeff: kill yourself

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Jeff: whee is ur banaa?
Cock: up ur mum gay butt
Jeff: kill yourself

 

[Kointo1]

black man banana

That is secxgy

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Femoid: omg chad fuck my ass!
Chad: no whore hahaha, fuck you bitch
Femoid: i am very suicidal and depressed and have social anxiety

The femoid then gets praise all over her social media account

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Me: Whaddup
You: Die
Me: Ok
*Applause*

Marvelous

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Marvelous

Marvel canon*

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Marvel canon*

comic book issue
character 1: i love you
character 2: i love you too
they proceed to fuck and all's happy forever

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Jeff: whee is ur banaa?
Cock: up ur mum gay butt
Jeff: kill yourself

Makes shaksbear proud