Experiment Would you take this offer to get a waifu?

[Caesercel]

You get a loyal loving waifu. She may or may not be virgin but definetly not a slut. And she will have your kids. But she won't be some abstract fantasy (like some cute gf who you snuggle and cuddle with all day or some loli who goes all oni-saan on your ass) but an actual human being and you will deal with all the caveats of sharing your life with another real person(like disagreements and everything else)

The catch is, you will have to give up 90% of your copes. That means EVERYTHING. Your videogames, tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption. And of course living like a NEET/Hikikomori is out of the question

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Sounds like growing up.

 

[ReconElement]

It's obvious you have to leave those copes, cos you need to wageslave to pay for you and your family's expenses.

 

[TheWolf]

depends on how old she is

 

[Pengwin]

Yes

 

[Caesercel]

Just added poll

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Who needs copes when you have the real thing?

 

[Ika-Sama]

Volcel if you don't tbh.

 

[slavcel11]

tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption.

dont care, dont care, dont care, dont care, dont care, dont care, hmm lets see, DONT CARE

where do I sign up?

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

I genuinely don't understand these AU questions.

How are you supposed to answer these?

In a universe where these foids exist, I wouldn't be a misogynist incel.

In this universe if I just have to click a button on this post and a foid with the given specifications will just appear in front of me, am I just suppose to assume that I won't be cucked based on no information other than a post?

I'm just going to go with pump and dump or nothing.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

depends on how old she is

 

[Caesercel]

I genuinely don't understand these AU questions.

How are you supposed to answer these?

In a universe where these foids exist, I wouldn't be a misogynist incel.

In this universe if I just have to click a button on this post and a foid with the given specifications will just appear in front of me, am I just suppose to assume that I won't be cucked based on no information other than a post?

I'm just going to go with pump and dump or nothing.

Don't overcomplicate it. You are not getting some random foid from a vending machine. Everything that is not stated is presumed.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Don't overcomplicate it. You are not getting some random foid from a vending machine. Everything that is not stated is presumed.

I'm just going to go with pump and dump or nothing.

 

[Caesercel]

I've given up on all that already, so the answer is a no brainer for me.

That doesn't make sense either way. Your giving up presumes you never get this offer. But what if you do?

I'm just going to go with pump and dump or nothing.

Hmm fine

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

In a universe where these foids exist, I wouldn't be a misogynist incel.

tbh.

 

[Tenshi]

Sounds like growing up.

 

[happiless]

depends on how old she is

This. I wouldn't give up all my copes for expired roast beef, especially if the foid isn't above my looksmatch

 

[JuikoTheo]

depends on how old she is

 

[Caesercel]

depends on how old she is

Young

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I refuse tbh. I am not going to be in a relationship with a foid who is non virgin. I also want her to be obedient to me and me alone

 

[Transcended Trucel]

You get a loyal loving waifu. She may or may not be virgin but definetly not a slut. And she will have your kids. But she won't be some abstract fantasy (like some cute gf who you snuggle and cuddle with all day or some loli who goes all oni-saan on your ass) but an actual human being and you will deal with all the caveats of sharing your life with another real person(like disagreements and everything else)

The catch is, you will have to give up 90% of your copes. That means EVERYTHING. Your videogames, tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption. And of course living like a NEET/Hikikomori is out of the question

No bad offer, isn’t virgin, wants kids, give up 90% copes?!

I refuse tbh. I am not going to be in a relationship with a foid who is non virgin. I also want her to be obedient to me and me alone

this. Cuck if take this offer, imagine giving up 90% of your copes for a non virgin . Only a man without dignity would do such a thing. Absolutely disgusting

It's obvious you have to leave those copes, cos you need to wageslave to pay for you and your family's expenses.

No average person with kids will ever be able to retire. And high probability kids will be incels. Imo immoral to have kids as poor ugly incel

 

[incelerated]

You're describing marriage.

 

[Caesercel]

I refuse tbh. I am not going to be in a relationship with a foid who is non virgin.

Only a man without dignity would do such a thing. Absolutely disgusting

Would you take the offer if she is a virgin?

. I also want her to be obedient to me and me alone

Loyalty is implied in the question. But don't expect a complete slave

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Would you take the offer if she is a virgin?

Loyalty is implied in the question. But don't expect a complete slave

No i dont want kids nor will give up copes for a foid.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Yea im done playing games of chance with life, but im especially done playing them with foids. No, i wouldn't accept that.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Would you take the offer if she is a virgin?

Loyalty is implied in the question. But don't expect a complete slave

I also don’t want to give up my copes for a foid.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Yea im done playing games of chance with life, but im especially done playing them with foids. No, i wouldn't accept that.

Based

 

[Incline]

Sounds like growing up.

 

[Selinity]

It's obvious you have to leave those copes, cos you need to wageslave to pay for you and your family's expenses.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

You get a loyal loving waifu. She may or may not be virgin but definetly not a slut. And she will have your kids. But she won't be some abstract fantasy (like some cute gf who you snuggle and cuddle with all day or some loli who goes all oni-saan on your ass) but an actual human being and you will deal with all the caveats of sharing your life with another real person(like disagreements and everything else)

The catch is, you will have to give up 90% of your copes. That means EVERYTHING. Your videogames, tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption. And of course living like a NEET/Hikikomori is out of the question

Sure I don't have any copes anyway, and I would love to be with an actual human being.

 

[Caesercel]

No i dont want kids nor will give up copes for a foid.

I also don’t want to give up my copes for a foid.

Understandable

 

[Hate_my_life]

Your videogames

No.

You're describing marriage.

No i dont want kids nor will give up copes for a foid.

I also don’t want to give up my copes for a foid.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

I am too blackpilled at this point
Suffering and hopelessnes has rotted me from the inside so much even ıf ı had a loving gf and friends ı wouldnt be able to get used to it or accept it.
My brain will refuse to believe it and make conspiracys about how this is all fake and she is just toying with me.

 

[Deleted member 29003]

Where in this fake universe do I sign my soul over?

 

[RollD20]

Wage slave to death

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

You get a loyal loving waifu. She may or may not be virgin but definetly not a slut. And she will have your kids. But she won't be some abstract fantasy (like some cute gf who you snuggle and cuddle with all day or some loli who goes all oni-saan on your ass) but an actual human being and you will deal with all the caveats of sharing your life with another real person(like disagreements and everything else)

The catch is, you will have to give up 90% of your copes. That means EVERYTHING. Your videogames, tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption. And of course living like a NEET/Hikikomori is out of the question

I would do this only under the conditions that she be:

• Young, so I'm not paying for expired eggs and roast beef. She should preferably be in her teens or early twenties
• My looksmatch or greater. I'm not going to dumpster dive and date a women who is below me because that will prop up her hypergamy and contribute to the overall trend of male sexual and social devaluation
• Kids are mandatory paternity tested
• No chance of no fault divorce, so I can't be taken to the cleaners
• At least three children
• She maintains the home and helps raise our children. No prepackaged meals, no sending the kids off to school so she can do whatever, keeps home relatively clean (I'll help out with all of this naturally).
• Is a virgin

If she can't meet these basic requirements that foids 50 years ago could meet, then there is no reason to be involved with her in a relationship. Sexbots will be here in 20 years and surrogacy cost $50k overseas. If she is not able to provide at least a little bit of value to the relationship beyond sex and her eggs and womb, it isn't worth it.

Yea im done playing games of chance with life, but im especially done playing them with foids. No, i wouldn't accept that.

Respectable answer. Western society is not very conducive to traditional male/female relationships anymore. I'm assuming OP implies that this is happening in the west and not in a more traditional area.

I am too blackpilled at this point
Suffering and hopelessnes has rotted me from the inside so much even ıf ı had a loving gf and friends ı wouldnt be able to get used to it or accept it.
My brain will refuse to believe it and make conspiracys about how this is all fake and she is just toying with me.

Also a factor to consider. I, like most here, have never been in a relationship. I'm 26. I don't know if I can trust foids, even this mythical waifu, at all given how I've been treated by them. My mind won't allow it.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Respectable answer. Western society is not very conducive to traditional male/female relationships anymore. I'm assuming OP implies that this is happening in the west and not in a more traditional area.

It's happening/is going to happen everywhere, it's just a matter of time until the darkness surrounds everything.

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

I see a lot of volcels

 

[BenBerger]

You get a loyal loving waifu. She may or may not be virgin but definetly not a slut. And she will have your kids. But she won't be some abstract fantasy (like some cute gf who you snuggle and cuddle with all day or some loli who goes all oni-saan on your ass) but an actual human being and you will deal with all the caveats of sharing your life with another real person(like disagreements and everything else)

The catch is, you will have to give up 90% of your copes. That means EVERYTHING. Your videogames, tv shows, movies, anime, figurine collections, toys, cards, porn and all other media consumption. And of course living like a NEET/Hikikomori is out of the question

Yes.
I gave up on most of these copes and never coped with many of them ngl.

It's obvious you have to leave those copes, cos you need to wageslave to pay for you and your family's expenses.

Not that bad tbh

 

[TheSecondComing]

implying i can't watch anime on a tablet when she isn't around

 

[Caesercel]

implying i can't watch anime on a tablet when she isn't around

Lol how old are you?

 

[TheSecondComing]

Lol how old are you?

eleven

 

[Caesercel]

eleven

 

[Deleted member 24529]

What if I only have two or three copes anymore? I understand you meant it as giving up some copes that are occupying our lives in majority right? So for someone like me that would mean giving up NO copes, because I don't have my life full of them. Of course I would surf on the internet much less ,etc. That would come naturally. Really IDK what you meant exactly but if it would be like how I explained, then yes. But if having a child is a must, then no.

 

[Caesercel]

What if I only have two or three copes anymore? I understand you meant it as giving up some copes that are occupying our lives in majority right? So for someone like me that would mean giving up NO copes, because I don't have my life full of them. Of course I would surf on the internet much less ,etc. That would come naturally. Really IDK what you meant exactly but if it would be like how I explained, then yes. But if having a child is a must, then no.

Having a child is must. You can change votes

 

[Deleted member 24529]

Having a child is must. You can change votes

Yep, definately changing.

 

[Dregster]

eleven

Slayer

 

[your personality]

Sounds like growing up.

tbh it's a rite of passage to adulthood like old times in that case.
Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[FinnCel]

I cope, therefore i am incel

If i got a girlfriend, no copes needed

 

[Numb]

I cope, therefore i am incel

If i got a girlfriend, no copes needed