Story Would you take the blowjob?

[YunGandUgly]

You are at a small party, your friends there don't think you're a virgin but are curious why you never talk to girls/has a gf, a 4/10 normie scale girl approaches you at the party and offers you a bj in front of everyone, if you say yes you will cum before she is finished putting it in her mouth and everyone will know about your PE or if you decline you will be socially gay from there on. What would you do?

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I refused. To high inhibition and autism.

 

[PheneZ]

You are at a small party, your friends there don't think you're a virgin but are curious why you never talk to girls/has a gf, a 4/10 normie scale girl approaches you at the party and offers you a bj in front of everyone, if you say yes you will cum before she is finished putting it in her mouth and everyone will know about your PE or if you decline you will be socially gay from there on. What would you do?

I wake up.

 

[赤い太陽]

If that were me, I wouldn't have gone to that party in the first place.

 

[Jockcel]

I would. Gladly.

 

[Evildoer]

I probably would, then, shortly after, i'll cut all ties with all friends who saw that. At least i would know how it feels like.

 

[Anger]

I refused. To high inhibition and autism.

 

[Mongolianwizard]

I proclaim that i'm a GAMER and that I won't settle for a woman that isn't Veronica and then RISE UP

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[nazincel]

I decline and I humiliate this slut.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Too good to be true.

I don't have a social circle tbh but at this point, even if I had, they would know that I am a virgin. Idgaf anyways. If they think its pathetic they should fist fight me to see who is the real beta

 

[YunGandUgly]

I know guys,it might take a lot of imagination for some of us, but for me I would decline, couldn't live with everyone knowing I blew a load in less than 5 seconds

 

[Mickeyonacid]

I wake up.

 

[Limerencel]

@YunGandUgly
Very low IQ thread. What does it matter what we answer?
Come up with something better next time.

 

[Anonymous MG]

I would say yes, then the substances would wear off and I'd be arrested for sexual assault.

 

[averageblokecel]

Of fucking course yes, I'd be a legend when I unleash my 8x6 Monster schlong™ (when I get it after jelquing and stretching)

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

from experience i would say no, i hate shit like that, might as well make me fuck a prostitute in front of everyone to be cool, or other subhuman practices like jerking off together (apparently this is popular in some areas)

 

[microDongCityUSA]

wouldn't want everyone to know how small i am so would decline - and what the hell am i doing at a party anyway? I never get invited to them and i don't like areas with so many people crammed

 

[YunGandUgly]

@YunGandUgly
Very low IQ thread. What does it matter what we answer?
Come up with something better next time.

Very important to research incel behaviour, think like studying autistic or schizo people.

 

[The End]

Haha, this is closer to what could actually happen if any of you guys had an opportunity to lose your virginity. Something fluky, humiliating, brief, and with no meaning to anyone but you.

Sure, I guess I'd do this - I've gone through worse.

If you don't take this you're volcel, and if you do then you're fakecel. So either way you're outta the super-duper-cool truecel club.

 

[Boringnobodycel23]

Wouldn't have even been invited in the first place lol

 

[Deleted member 301]

As my penis is so small and everyone would roast me forever afterwords I would say no, but if I had 4 inches or above then yes.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

Like that would ever happen.

 

[Berok]

not a 4/10 for me its stacey or die trying

 

[Trash.cel]

If that were me, I wouldn't have gone to that party in the first place.

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

Yes without a second chance. WHo gives a shit about PE? It's all about establishing your sexual worth

 

[Zaetheus]

Nah, bad bitches only

 

[SirIncel]

Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[Grotesque]

I'll cum on her face.

 

[YunGandUgly]

Haha, this is closer to what could actually happen if any of you guys had an opportunity to lose your virginity. Something fluky, humiliating, brief, and with no meaning to anyone but you.

Sure, I guess I'd do this - I've gone through worse.

If you don't take this you're volcel, and if you do then you're fakecel. So either way you're outta the super-duper-cool truecel club.

high IQ reply, the idea behind the situation isn't so far fetched, I imagine if I told my friends I was a virgin never kissed a girl and stuff they would bring a chick over to do something and they would all watch and laugh