Would you rather:

[Edmund_Kemper]

Which would you rather be?

a chad who was popular in hs and an athlete and had sex with all the hot teen girls and stacies but then became a janitor at 30 living with his parents

a scrawny sub5 incel who LDARed all day until he became a betabuxx for a roastie

 

[Total Imbecile]

Im already headed for #1 and I feel horrible

So #2 it is

Live fast die young

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Live fast die young

 

[ihaveno1]

2ne option for sure but to clarify how rich is the guy in the first situation at 30

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

2ne option for sure but to clarify how rich is the guy in the first situation at 30

Millionaire

 

[nihility]

really?

 

[Yume]

It's not even close

 

[Joelossus]

I'd happily accept working as a janitor, if i was guranteed teen pussy ngl.

 

[happiless]

Millionaire

It would take 500 million $ or more for me to pick the first option.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I would definitely pick the second option. It would be great to slay teen jb pussy. I would only pick the other option if I had a billion dollars

 

[Shin no Shi]

Which would you rather be?

a chad who was popular in hs and an athlete and had sex with all the hot teen girls and stacies but then became a janitor at 30 living with his parents

a scrawny sub5 incel who LDARed all day until he became a betabuxx for a roastie

if you eliminate betabuxxing and replaced it with fucking hookers every month, that would be fine, with a surrogacy option too

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I would definitely pick the second option. It would be great to slay teen jb pussy. I would only pick the other option if I had a billion dollars

I can’t decide between the two

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I can’t decide between the two

Assuming the cuck had a billion dollars or what you originally said?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

#2 of course.

 

[Cowcel]

Second option ofc

Live fast die young

 

[Deleted member 6214]

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really?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Assuming the cuck had a billion dollars or what you originally said?

Originally said. Can’t know if I can handle a miserable adulthood

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Originally said. Can’t know if I can handle a miserable adulthood

I would just rope once I become a janitor

 

[SlayerSlayer]

peaking in highschool is the best, simply the best, cleanest pleasure

 

[Deleted member 17719]

You seem to believe the fairy tail that Chad will be unsuccessful after school, why do you believe that fairy tail? It is also a fairy tail that janitors are the lowest paid people in society.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

You seem to believe the fairy tail that Chad will be unsuccessful after school, why do you believe that fairy tail? It is also a fairy tail that janitors are the lowest paid people in society.

I don’t believe in it. I just wanted to show that teen love is better than betabuxxing

I would just rope once I become a janitor

It would suck to only live 22 years

 

[Autismus Maximus]

With the power of my autism, teenage love has always been impossible to me, and I'm to proud to become a betabuxxer. Can I keep the money for myself?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

With the power of my autism, teenage love has always been impossible to me, and I'm to proud to become a betabuxxer. Can I keep the money for myself?

Let’s say you were NT

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Let’s say you were NT

Well in that case I'd slay pussy in high school. If you can do that, you can continue to slay pussy into your adulthood because you're uberchad.

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

I’d much rather play the long game. you get the last laugh in the end when you’re rich and the chads from high school are nobodies.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I’d much rather play the long game. you get the last laugh in the end when you’re rich and the chads from high school are nobodies.

And betabuxx an old roastie?

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

And betabuxx an old roastie?

you could betabuxx a young stacy if you’re rich enough

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

you could betabuxx a young stacy if you’re rich enough

Nope it’s roastie in this case

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Remove the betabuxx option and change it to alpha escort. Then I'll vote 1

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Nope it’s roastie in this case

i’ve seen so many of my dads friends (who are top tier subhumans) with 20 year old gigastacy just because they have money.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

i’ve seen so many of my dads friends (who are top tier subhumans) with 20 year old gigastacy just because they have money.

I doubt you know several sugar daddies

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

I doubt you know several sugar daddies

when i’m in russia i know several. it’s tutorial mode to betabuxx here.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

2nd option

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

when i’m in russia i know several. it’s tutorial mode to betabuxx here.

Russia???

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Russia???

yeah i’m slav

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

yeah i’m slav

Did you experience USSR?

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Did you experience USSR?

nah man i’m 16

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

nah man i’m 16

Your parents?

 

[Babica Yaga]

Live fast die young

This x10. You never know when you'll die. Could get a life-threatening disease at any moment and it's OVER.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

This x10. You never know when you'll die. Could get a life-threatening disease at any moment and it's OVER.

The odds of dying young are low

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Your parents?

yeah they did. that’s how my dad was even able to date my mom looking the way he does.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

yeah they did. that’s how my dad was even able to date my mom looking the way he does.

Is your dad ugly?

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Is your dad ugly?

he’s extremely subhuman. my brother ended up chadlite from mom genes and i got his

 

[Babica Yaga]

The odds of dying young are low

Obv. But I interpreted his comment more as the choice between 1) live fast, die young vs 2) live slow, die slow. Ofc you can live fast while dying slow too lol (which is ofc the only rational choice)

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

he’s extremely subhuman. my brother ended up chadlite from mom genes and i got his

How was the USSR?

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

How was the USSR?

According to everyone who lived in it, it was good with free healthcare and things like that. My grandparents want it back. Looking back at history it seems like the USSR was pure horseshit and everyone who thinks it was good is brainwashed

 

[Deleted member 818]

If it weren’t for betabuxxing I’d choose 1 because I want to support myself.

 

[metabuxx]

Being able to slay teen pussy is the ultimate success.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

According to everyone who lived in it, it was good with free healthcare and things like that. My grandparents want it back. Looking back at history it seems like the USSR was pure horseshit and everyone who thinks it was good is brainwashed

I thought it had a fucked up economy

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

I thought it had a fucked up economy

not for the brainwashed society. It’s how everyone in north korea thinks they’re living good.