Discussion Would you rather marry your oneitis or receive $1,000,000?

[Aspergcel]

By marrying your oneitis, you’ll have basically ascended. Your life will be full of sex and love. You will have kids together.

Or would you rather receive $1,000,000 right here, right now?

I would pick my oneitis for sure.

 

[Lonelyus]

She would divorce rape me and steal the money and leave so no, Stupid thread

 

[Animecel2D]

I would pay a million dollars to hire someone to kill your oneitis and video your reaction

 

[Michael W. Ford]

By marrying your oneitis, you’ll have basically ascended. Your life will be full of sex and love. You will have kids together.

Or would you rather receive $1,000,000 right here, right now?

I would pick my oneitis for sure.

Please ask demons to get you your oneitis

 

[Pancakecel]

 

[depressedblackcel]

I don’t have a oneitis so give me the million dollars

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

By marrying your oneitis, you’ll have basically ascended. Your life will be full of sex and love. You will have kids together.

Or would you rather receive $1,000,000 right here, right now?

I would pick my oneitis for sure.

What if I don’t have a oneitus?

 

[Med Amine]

we actually share the same oneitis, i am taking her.

I would pay a million dollars to hire someone to kill your oneitis and video your reaction

you're such a meany

 

[Aspergcel]

She would divorce rape me and steal the money and leave so no, Stupid thread

Ur oneitis must be crazy

 

[Lonelyus]

Ur oneitis must be crazy

Dont have one

 

[Aspergcel]

I would pay a million dollars to hire someone to kill your oneitis and video your reaction

Thats fine, then no one else can have her

 

[Aspergcel]

AWALT. I would use the 1 million to secure my future in SEA and fuck hookers regularly.

That wont feel as satisfying because it’s not true love

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I would pay a million dollars to hire someone to kill your oneitis and video your reaction

Based

 

[Aspergcel]

You might find true love by putting a barrel of a gun up the roof of your mouth and pulling the trigger.

Pffft

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Never had one, gave up with that in my mid teens, women only encapsulate lust for me

 

[Aspergcel]

Id take the oneitis. No amount of money could replace the feeling of finally being loved

Finally someone with a brain

 

[The Abyss]

Money, fix many issues. You'd just get cucked or divorced with other option.

 

[Aspergcel]

Money, fix many issues. You'd just get cucked or divorced with other option.

Atleast you would get to experience true love

 

[The Abyss]

Atleast you would get to experience true love

Get same shit after surgery & relocating to sea with the left over money minus other issues like working.

 

[Restart80]

That wont feel as satisfying because it’s not true love

Over for copemaxxingcels

 

[Restart80]

By marrying your oneitis, you’ll have basically ascended. Your life will be full of sex and love. You will have kids together.

Or would you rather receive $1,000,000 right here, right now?

I would pick my oneitis for sure.

1 million dollars would literally buy me the assets I'd need to perpetually sustain myself and then some, and buy my freedom.

I don't have a oneitis (anymore), so I'd easily pick the 1 million dollars. Even if I did have a oneitis, females can't love.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

$1,000,000 because I could afford daily escorts for the rest of my life.

If any woman could actually love me, then sure, but such things do not exist.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Real Life women are invisible to me, as I am to them. I don't have a Oneitis. And fictional women are Chad Only.

Give me that money

 

[weaselbomber]

I don’t have a oneitis so give me the million dollars

 

[ThisShitIsOva]

You’d have to be severely retarded to not take the money.

 

[sultryloser]

Does this also imply that she'd be able to not be a woman and be attracted to you dispite being <6' <8/10 face, non-NT? If so, yeah. If not, money. $1,000,000 would be good cope for years or tremendous cope for a year.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Hand me the papers

 

[JamesMLM]

One million dollar

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Only if she is loyal.

 

[Quoj]

Gimme the money and i could NEET for life

 

[mmm]

$1,000,000 because I could afford daily escorts for the rest of my life.

If any woman could actually love me, then sure, but such things do not exist.

I did the math and with a million dollars you could only have escorts daily, for 7 about years- if you spent $400 a day on them. 400 x 365 is already $146,000 in just one year. Maybe have sex with escorts only every 2-3 days if you wanted the money to last longer.

 

[Sans]

Marry my oneitis. Easy.

 

[CountBleck]

Your life will be full of sex and love. You will have kids together.

if the above statement is true, i would pick marrying my oneitis.

 

[AFsShouldntExist]

If my oneitis is just my ideal girl then yes assuming she doesn't cheat, leave me etc. However that would be assumed if she's my ideal girl, if it's not then Id take the money

 

[AFsShouldntExist]

I did the math and with a million dollars you could only have escorts daily, for 7 about years- if you spent $400 a day on them. 400 x 365 is already $146,000 in just one year. Maybe have sex with escorts only every 2-3 days if you wanted the money to last longer.

Would be way less than 400 per day, more like 100 if you moved to a better country for hookers also

 

[InternalJizzz]

Give me the million, I’ve never had a oneitis in my life

 

[mcmoohyun]

Give me the million, I’ve never had a oneitis in my life

 

[Valinor]

Million dollars for sure so I can funnel it into my Roth IRA/other investments and NEET the rest of my life.

 

[FuckingHateMyLife]

You’d have to be severely retarded to not take the money.

 

[wastedcodeine]

I don’t have a oneitis so give me the million dollars

 

[Quoj]

Gimme the money nigga