Serious Would you rather be Bruno Mars or a 6'2" average white guy?

[SlayerSlayer]

Bruno Mars is obviously rich, powerful, and world famous, but he's this short:

Would you rather be him, or a 6'2 average looking middle-class white guy, of average talents? The white guy is probably an accountant or something.

 

[TheSecondComing]

just be a future betabuxx midget theory

 

[AlphaCel]

Hard to say. A lot of sluts only care about height, but I could use my power as Bruno Mars. Either paying the stacy's to suck me off, using my status to threaten them, etc. Bruno isn't that attractive, but I imagine he has the kind of power to do most things as he pleases.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Before you answer, you have to realize that Bruno Mars probably never had sex as a teenager.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

bruno cause he wont be wage cuck. white tall guy will get laid but is still WAGE CUCK

 

[SlayerSlayer]

bruno cause he wont be wage cuck. white tall guy will get laid but is still WAGE CUCK

But has Bruno Mars had sex as a teenager?? I really doubt it.

 

[First loss]

I yearn for height.

 

[78980n]

1st option I think...

Before you answer, you have to realize that Bruno Mars probably never had sex as a teenager.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

But has Bruno Mars had sex as a teenager?? I really doubt it.

sex as teenager is fun and memorable but can it really compensate for never having to.work again?

 

[desperatecel178]

I yearn for height.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

sex as teenager is fun and memorable but can it really compensate for never having to.work again?

Life is depressing without having to work, at least for me. Working is a way to have some kind of regularity, and some trace of a social network (albeit an insincere one). The fact that I never had sex as a teenager, makes me 10X more depressed.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Life is depressing without having to work, at least for me. Working is a way to have some kind of regularity, and some trace of a social network (albeit an insincere one). The fact that I never had sex as a teenager, makes me 10X more depressed.

it ised to make me depressed too. But after few years i was able to accept it. Buy wagecucking i can nevr accept. Having to wake up and wag your tail like a dog at someone else's mercy is horrible

 

[BrendioEEE]

Longer Lifespan because short, get statusmaxxed, get ethnic halo. Literally an upgrade in every way.

 

[Insomniac]

I would rather be @Ritalincel

 

[Deleted member 4159]

6'2 average white guy. The odds of becoming famous are slim. Plus, Bruno has to cuck out for liberal hollywood.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

JFL @ calling a 6'2 white guy, "average."

 

[acnescarcel]

there’s no way that’s a real pic

 

[Ellsworth]

What if I am a 6’2 white guy

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Look at that pathetic picture of that whore Swift literally towering over that ethnic midget manlet.

How anyone would rather be a 5'2" ethnic midget than anyone else is a mystery that will probably be never solved.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

6’2 white guy for sure

 

[SlayerSlayer]

JFL @ calling a 6'2 white guy, "average."

Average in the face by white foid standards (which I suppose, is already Chad tier by our standards).

 

[Joelossus]

What if I am a 6’2 white guy

You vote for bruno mars.

 

[Ignas]

I'm already his height tho. And he facemogs and hairmogs me as well. So both cases win-win for me

 

[Incellectual]

6’2 white guy for sure

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Either way you look at, I'll be slaying.

 

[Deleted member 19457]

there’s no way that’s a real pic

It is real. The dude is literally a midget. And Swift is like 6 feet plus she is wearing heels.

 

[johnnyb]

tall white is seamaxxing territory so obviously that

 

[ovrload]

Being a 6’2 tall average looking white guy is like being a 10/10 tall ethnic. You can’t comprehend how much attention and validation you will get from noodles and curry whores, while the occasional white foid will also show interest in you.

What if I am a 6’2 white guy

But you’re like 2/10 facially

 

[zangano1]

I would rather die than be short and black tbh

 

[acnescarcel]

You vote for bruno mars.

lol

I would rather die than be short and black tbh

lol he’s hawaiian or whatever the fuck

 

[Deleted member 19457]

I would rather die than be short and black tbh

Lol agreed

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Bruno Mars. Being tall doesn't matter. I'll have money and fame. Won't have to do shit for the rest of my life.

 

[Angry_runt]

By choosing to not be rich and powerful, you are declaring that pussy Bruno Mars can't get due to his height (5'5") is worth more than $150M (Bruno Mars's net worth). If that's not pussy worship, I don't know what is...

 

[Deleted member 10124]

6,2 ft average white dude. I can rugby player max.

 

[KingChemist]

I'm already that height. It makes 0 difference man.

 

[ovrload]

I'm already that height. It makes 0 difference man.

You’re probably lanky and ugly. May work on a noodle however

 

[Dregster]

Before you answer, you have to realize that Bruno Mars probably never had sex as a teenager.

Agreed, unless he grew up in some shithole 3rd world country, there's no way he could mog dudes taller than him for sex.

Just lol at Bruno Mars overall make of body. Dude was definitely a virgin before adulthood.

 

[Vermilioncore]

white man tbh

 

[Hate_my_life]

If I was white, I'd be living a completely different life (assuming my facial features change as well)

 

[Mainländer]

Before you answer, you have to realize that Bruno Mars probably never had sex as a teenager.

Thanks for the reminder, yeah, first option.

Before you answer, you have to realize that Bruno Mars probably never had sex as a teenager.

Thanks for the reminder, yeah, first option.

 

[Deleted member 818]

White guy, obviously.

 

[Darth Cialis]

bruno cause he wont be wage cuck. white tall guy will get laid but is still WAGE CUCK

Well I think he does have a job? Unless you mean going NEET with his fortune, but then your status would be drastically reduced.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

low iq posters picking white guy.

bruno mars has face which trumps height.

hes also statusmaxxed and rich

I'm already that height. It makes 0 difference man.

 

[Carotel]

his wife/gf

 

[Salustio]

It’s a hard choice.

Bruno Manlet pros:
- Ethnic.
- Rich and statusmaxed
- Loved by teens

Cons:
- manlet

6.2 dude pros
- tall = attractive

Cons:
- White man, mogged by default by ethnics
- lowstatus
- unknown by teens

I still chose the tall 6.2 guy because height is life

 

[masterwizard]

Bruno Mars is obviously rich, powerful, and world famous, but he's this short:

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Would you rather be him, or a 6'2 average looking middle-class white guy, of average talents? The white guy is probably an accountant or something.

Lol at that picture, he isn't THAT short jesus.

 

[starystulejarz]

there’s no way that’s a real pic

totally not real just like this photo bro

 

[KingChemist]

You’re probably lanky and ugly. May work on a noodle however

Nope, have wide shoulders too.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

totally not real just like this photo bro

Hahahahahahahahaahhhhahahahaahhaahahahhaha Just lol @gymcels

 

[SilentSpecter]

I'll take Bruno Any day, plus, I'm barely taller than him and also ethnic so I got pretty much nothing to lose