Experiment Would you rather be an animal of your choice instead of being an incel?

Would you rather be an animal of your choice instead of being an incel?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 78.6%
  • No

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Total voters
    28
janoycresva

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I think I'd be a Brown Bear in Alaska or maybe an Eagle of some sort. Note that as an animal, you'd still have your human mind and you'd have no choice but to have sex with your fellow female animal.
 
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Being a cow would be pretty cool
 
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I’d be this dog tbh

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Hell no. I'm staying human.
 
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Yes, I would be a dog.
janoycresva said:
you'd have no choice but to have sex with your fellow female animal.
Not if you're a dog
 
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I would choose to be a doggo tbh.
 
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Anything but a human having high self-awareness is a curse.
 
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janoycresva said:
I think I'd be a Brown Bear in Alaska or maybe an Eagle of some sort. Note that as an animal, you'd still have your human mind and you'd have no choice but to have sex with your fellow female animal.
Voted no before I read this. Would be pretty cool to be a tiger that can do all sorts of human shit.
 
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Pied piper said:
Voted no before I read this. Would be pretty cool to be a tiger that can do all sorts of human shit.
But actually humans are at the apex of nature. Don't let other humans ruin it for you.
 
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We're the smartest things on earth in recorded history and we're bipedal with poseable thumbs and can speak and drive cars. We can ride airplanes. We have guns
 
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If I get to be one of the mexican donkey show donkeys.
 
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Yes, I’d be a lion
 
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Like most of us I'd be a dog so I can have sex with a foid.
 
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Michael15651 said:
Yes, I’d be a lion
>Implying lions can't be incel
 
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Three Toed Sloth.
They always look so happy with themselves and live a giga LDAR lifestyle. They are basically the Buddhas of LDAR. Eating leaves (extremely healthy) and leaving the tree to shit in the same area of the forest every time.
Foids love them so much they go out of their way and even their home countries to go and help them. I believe they are in Costa Rica too, so it's a nice climate to just relax and LDAR in.
 
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I'd become a dog and fuck human females.
 
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I'd like to be Chad Eagle big enough to carry an adult male so i'd kill as many as soyboys and foids by throwing them into rocks from the air

FlyFace said:
Three Toed Sloth.
They always look so happy with themselves and live a giga LDAR lifestyle. They are basically the Buddhas of LDAR. Eating leaves (extremely healthy) and leaving the tree to shit in the same area of the forest every time.
Foids love them so much they go out of their way and even their home countries to go and help them. I believe they are in Costa Rica too, so it's a nice climate to just relax and LDAR in.
Sloths are based i'd love to chill and LDAR with them
 
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The nature itself is Blackpilled.
There are "incels" even among animals. Many male birds, mammals etc. die without mating or generating offsprings.

It's over either way.
 
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rabitter said:
>Implying lions can't be incel
Norwood Reaper got him.
janoycresva said:
I think I'd be a Brown Bear in Alaska or maybe an Eagle of some sort. Note that as an animal, you'd still have your human mind and you'd have no choice but to have sex with your fellow female animal.
Nah man, it doesn't help much if I don't replace my mind as well. I can't live like an animal with a brain like this.
 
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Being anything other than myself has been a common fantasy of mine since childhood.
 
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Ofc Bro I want to be a mosquito because mosquitos kill the most people I would always fly to 10/10 foids and suck blood out of their pusy
 
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I'd be a chad dog tbh
 
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HighTGymcel said:
Ofc Bro I want to be a mosquito because mosquitos kill the most people I would always fly to 10/10 foids and suck blood out of their pusy
That's a good idea, give Stacy a deadly disease.