Experiment Would you prefer to be truecel with superpowers or powerless Chad?

[ItsOver4cel]

Imagine that you can make a decision, to either gain the appearance or the powers of this GigaChad-El;

but not both at the same time, which would you choose?

Cliffs: iirc Supes powers include X-Ray/Heat Vision, freeze breath, Flight, Supernatural Senses/Strength/Durability/Speed(FTL)/Reactions, Extended Longevity and Adaptability. He also depends on the sun's energy to maintain his powers.

 

[Ping And Pong]

If we are talking about superman powers I would definitely pick the powers.

Could rape foids (in roblox) and no one could oppose you jfl.

 

[Deleted member 22219]

Would those powers get you pussy?

that's what I thought lmao
It's like being a gymcel but more extreme
nobody gives a fuck

 

[NEETFREAK]

Would those powers get you pussy?

that's what I thought lmao
It's like being a gymcel but more extreme
nobody gives a fuck

Could monetize them and just pay whores

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Could monetize them and just pay whores

Tbh you could probably take over the world and make it Basef again. MIBA

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Would those powers get you pussy?

that's what I thought lmao
It's like being a gymcel but more extreme
nobody gives a fuck

You could do a pussy for protection exchange, just protect humanity from things they can't do themself for a foid

 

[Speedloader]

If I had superman-tier powers I would overthrow all the Chads and Stacies and I would make a 4'11" balding Indian janitor the king of the world.

Based

 

[Deleted member 20659]

Being chad is a superpower

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I would be a supervillain and despised by all, regardless of what I do

 

[Hate_my_life]

I'm using the powers to rise to power.

You'd be unstoppable. You could release all you AngER on foids (in GTA V) without repercussions.
You could be the lit fuse that ignites the collapse.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Chad. Being ugly is just the worst

 

[Sheogorath]

If we are talking about superman powers I would definitely pick the powers.

Could rape foids (in roblox) and no one could oppose you jfl.

It's such an easy answer that I feel we should substitute a less omnipotent hero to make the question easier.

Like maybe just being bulletproof/strong like Luke Cage?

Would those powers get you pussy?
that's what I thought lmao

Yes, women are attracted to power, not just looks.

Could monetize them and just pay whores

You wouldn't even need to pay them.

Women are attracted to physical power, they would fuck you just like they would fuck a horse. They are attracted to bestial aesthetics and the mix of danger/security that comes from being around a guy who could pulp any other guy with the flick of a wrist.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

It's such an easy answer that I feel we should substitute a less omnipotent hero to make the question easier.

Like maybe just being bulletproof/strong like Luke Cage?

Don't be so sure, the votes are actually pretty balanced rn.

If I could put some other hero to choose from, it would def be Wolverine.

In that case you should choose to either larp for all eternity and be indestructible or just be Chad.

 

[Sheogorath]

If I could put some other hero to choose from, it would def be Wolverine.

If I was wolverine I could just run around in Africa fucking lionesses without worry

 

[Lone-Star]

Could rape foids (in roblox) and no one could oppose you jfl.

 

[Shaded]

Chad has the most human power of all.

 

[Sheogorath]

Could rape foids (in roblox) and no one could oppose you jfl.

Invisible Man in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen did that.

 

[thebuddhacel]

With powers I can change my apperance. Biokinesismaxxing.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Powers because I could use those powers to usher in a golden era of Inceldom by carving out an Incel Empire that stretches from the Scottish Highlands to the Himalayas.

 

[TheCrock]

You could probably use those powers to literally become the divine ruler of Earth. Your word would be law, and any foid that dared to deny you would be executed on the spot.

 

[Deleted member 6626]

Superpowers is king. Can do some serious revenge on my enemies!!

 

[Unhappy-Man]

With my powers, they will either love or be destroyed.

 

[IggyCope]

Being chad is a superpower

 

[Deleted member 18214]

If I had superman-tier powers I would overthrow all the Chads and Stacies and I would make a 4'11" balding Indian janitor the king of the world.

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

I would truly be a lord if I had powers. I’d dominate the minds and wills of the people of this earth.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

I’d take the powers and kill all the normies and chads and rape all the women and make them fuck incels

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

I’d take the powers and kill all the normies and chads and rape all the women and make them fuck incels

Good

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

I’d take the powers and kill all the normies and chads and rape all the women and make them fuck incels

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I would be a supervillain and despised by all, regardless of what I do

 

[Deleted member 24048]

I'd take the Powerade. Same with the 100 billion dollar thread.

If I was 12 I might say chad because I'd get teen love and never had to suffer like I did. Being chad becomes less important with age if you have money or fuckkn super powers.

 

[Yerberito]

Powers

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Tbh you could probably take over the world and make it Basef again

That's what i would do.
I'd kill all Chads and normies, and basically make it nothing but incels and Stacys. Force the Stacys to fuck them.
(and me of course)

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

This is like the $100 billon thread. Both are superhuman levels of assets. Its like asking if you want to be God or some random chad that the agepill will hit in two decades.

 

[Itsover4maymaycels]

Its like asking if you want to be God or some random chad that the agepill will hit in two decades.

These threads are pretty dumb, they go way too far with the non-Chad option, making it something like superpowers that could let you take over the world or money that would let you change the course of history, because of this it ends up being the objectively better option, needs to be something that won't let you end clown world to be worth discussing at all.

 

[Sheogorath]

rape all the women and make them fuck incels

So you would only leave your used-up roasties for your fellow incels? Harsh

I would make a 4'11" balding Indian janitor the king of the world.

make it nothing but incels and Stacys. Force the Stacys to fuck them. (and me of course)

Everyone is talking big about how they would help others, but realistically I think the god-tier guy would just get his own dick wet and not magnanimously help others.

After all, look at how present-day Chads don't help incels, or how ascended incels don't help their own.

 

[JestER]

I am way past wanting a relationship or validation from people, give me super sayan

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I would be a trucel with Mystique's powers.
Now I can be a chad AND have superpowers.

I win. You lose. Mwahahahahahahahaha

 

[PPEcel]

I would like to have these super powere so I can line up some good tradee

 

[bait____]

jfl i would pick the powers

I would be a trucel with Mystique's powers.
Now I can be a chad AND have superpowers.

I win. You lose. Mwahahahahahahahaha

imagine blackops2cel with magneto's powers

 

[Carotel]

Being chad is a superpower

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

superpowers so I can prove everyone wrong and get revenge on some people

revenge is better than sex tbh.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Topic Title:

Would you rather be Chad or an unstoppable rapist?

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

I'd rather be Chad. He gets lots of pussy, everyone loves and respects him, he doesn't need superpowers to be happy.

No superpower would ever be enough to beat that kind of lifestyle for me as long as I had to remain incel. Even if I could have what I consider the ultimate superpower (the ability to turn my enemies into incels) it still wouldn't be as good as being chad. Sure, it would be fun getting the only true form of revenge on incel-haters by turning them into incels, but if I still had to be incel myself life would still suck.

 

[Sheogorath]

The difference is that I would know what it is like to be a subhuman male. While Chad is oblivious to how bad we have it. He can't even believe that incel men exist.

Chad understands we exist, even if he can't empathize directly.

You have blackpill chads who understand their genes got them victory adn bluepill chads who think it was their effort