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Discussion Would you prefer a horny ugly or a frigid hot girlfriend?

Would you prefer a horny ugly or a frigid hot girlfriend?

  • Hot frigid girlfriend

    Votes: 27 50.0%
  • Horny ugly girlfriend

    Votes: 14 25.9%
  • I would rather stay single (and rarely fuck escorts "for free")

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • I would rather stay single (and not have sex)

    Votes: 9 16.7%

  • Total voters
    54
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So let's assume you could have a girlfriend who you romantically love and she loves you, but you could only have sex once a month, but for a different reason:

A) You have a hot, frigid girlfriend. Every day you want to fuck her badly but she isn't that into you and doesn't like sex that much in general, so she is only willing to have complete sex with you once per month because her pussy dries up instantly at all other times. A few times a month she thinks she is willing, but when you near cumming she tells you she is not comfortable with sex any more and instead requires you to cuddle with her while having blue balls. After cuddling for some time you are allowed to finish yourself off in a separate room.

B) You have an ugly (like really ugly, disfigured if you need it for the following) but horny girlfriend. Every day she wants to have sex with you but when you look at her you instantly lose any boner you previously had - only once a month you are so horny and desperate for sex that you can reliably get it up even when looking at her. When you have sex with her she requires you to think of her and look into her (ugly) eyes a lot, she also doesn't allow you e.g. to watch porn to get hard. A few times a month you think you can get it up, but then you cannot stay hard when you have sex with her. Then she requires you to finish her off orally.

In both situations, you would exchange affections including cuddling all the time, but also publicly showing your mutual love all the time (leading to "torturous teasing" for the hot girlfriend and others maybe pitying you for the ugly girlfriend)

And an alternative scenario C) Your parents give you money for an escort you can visit one per month. She is hot but you obviously don't see her for the rest of the month (and it can be a different one every time).

I guess I would pick the ugly girlfriend because being constantly teased sounds really awful for me and it's mentally better for me if I am the reason for it not working than her.

What do you think?
 
dnr who every is nicER
 
do I have to work hard to maintain the hot gf? like take her to dates, listen to her babble about shit I don't care about, and give her emotional support?
 
Show me the ugly girl in question
 
do I have to work hard to maintain the hot gf? like take her to dates, listen to her babble about shit I don't care about, and give her emotional support?
Same as for the ugly girlfriend. So yes, but in a reasonable amount. Let's say you lose ... 15% of your income for expenses you have for her and give her 30 minutes of your time every day on average to listen about her problems and give emotional support.
 
As long as she doesn't sleeps with others, one time a month is more than 0 times in 37 years. And she is hot :feelsohh:
 
Same as for the ugly girlfriend. So yes, but in a reasonable amount. Let's say you lose ... 15% of your income for expenses you have for her and give her 30 minutes of your time every day on average to listen about her problems and give emotional support.
then fuck no. if I could keep the hottie as a pet to get use of every month than sure. but if im working hard to maintain something that won't even fuck or something that can't even get me hard what's the benefit?
 
I would rather stay single. If she was so ugly that I would lose my boner then i probably wouldn't want to be with her.

I feel bad for this as I don't like excluding people just for their looks but if it was that bad then I think I'd have to pass
 
Single and escorts
 
I would rather stay single. If she was so ugly that I would lose my boner then i probably wouldn't want to be with her.
Let's assume you really like her otherwise. For example, you have very similar interests, a matching personality etc. Does this change your opinion?
 
The ugly one but it also depends on how ugly
 
Let's assume you really like her otherwise. For example, you have very similar interests, a matching personality etc. Does this change your opinion?
Honestly that's a hard question.

Ig I wouldn't truly know unless it happened. I think I'd try to make it work if we were really compatible personality wise.

Damn I really am no better then the rest of soyciety lmaoo
 
so fuck a living corpse or be cucked, i'm staying single here
 
The hot girlfriend is the one that took "ugly but horny boyfriend" in a alternative universe
 
As long as she can milk me dry everyday idc about her face
 
Brutal scenarios here ngl
 
The ugly one but it also depends on how ugly
So ugly that you are repulsed by her but not so ugly that she doesn't "function" properly for whatever you want in a relationship. So for example like that:
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if you are repulsed by that. But I think she might be blind in that picture but your girlfriend would not be blind, just look as ugly.
 
As long as she can milk me dry everyday idc about her face
No, she cannot. When she milks you she requires you to look into her eyes, but when you do it you lose the boner most of the time.
so fuck a living corpse or be cucked, i'm staying single here
No, she is as old as you (or maybe a bit younger, just what you want in the age of your girlfriend), just ugly for her age.
The hot girlfriend is the one that took "ugly but horny boyfriend" in a alternative universe
Yeah, it's a bit similar.
 
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so fuck a living corpse or be cucked, i'm staying single here
No, she is as old as you (or maybe a bit younger, just what you want in the age of your girlfriend), just ugly for her age.
 
So ugly that you are repulsed by her but not so ugly that she doesn't "function" properly for whatever you want in a relationship. So for example like that: View attachment 1214405 if you are repulsed by that. But I think she might be blind in that picture but your girlfriend would not be blind, just look as ugly.
I change my mind then
 
So ugly that you are repulsed by her but not so ugly that she doesn't "function" properly for whatever you want in a relationship. So for example like that: View attachment 1214405 if you are repulsed by that. But I think she might be blind in that picture but your girlfriend would not be blind, just look as ugly.
Thats pretty stupid tho everyone will choose the first option thats is literally a 0/10
 
So ugly that you are repulsed by her but not so ugly that she doesn't "function" properly for whatever you want in a relationship. So for example like that: View attachment 1214405 if you are repulsed by that. But I think she might be blind in that picture but your girlfriend would not be blind, just look as ugly.
Then nope, Im changing my vote. My children would be even more truecel than me in that case which is exactly what you don't want when it comes to having a wife/gf
 
A 1/10 foid still has more social capital that me so better that being alone. But the way youre making this situation the first option also sounds good.
 
Thats pretty stupid tho everyone will choose the first option thats is literally a 0/10
Well, if you are so repulsed that you would never get it up then she can look a bit better, maybe like that:
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So she isn't that ugly that you can never get it up, just that it is really hard for you.
 
My children would be even more truecel than me in that case which is exactly what you don't want when it comes to having a wife/gf
No, she "functions" properly, that's why I took a picture of a burn victim. So she doesn't necessarily have awful genes, you just have to live with her look day-to-day.
 
I would prefer being alone
 
Frigid hot girlfriend.
 
No, she cannot. When she milks you she requires you to look into her eyes, but when you do it you lose the boner most of the time.
I'm good at disassociating xD I will still bust
 
Frigid hot easily
 
So ugly that you are repulsed by her but not so ugly that she doesn't "function" properly for whatever you want in a relationship. So for example like that: View attachment 1214405 if you are repulsed by that. But I think she might be blind in that picture but your girlfriend would not be blind, just look as ugly.
I voted ugly at first but after this bullshit I change it to hot frigid
wtf man
 
I voted ugly at first but after this bullshit I change it to hot frigid
Well, it's so ugly that you only get it up once per month. So if you would never get it up with her she could look better, but obviously not so good that you would get it up every day. I don't know what exactly the looks requirements are, these were just examples.
 
Horny ugly gf; what I would do is moneymaxx and pay for her plastic surgery, but in the meantime, I'd fuck her brains out in complete darkness or blindfolded if needed. She can't see my face and I can't see hers.

One thing to remember is that your heterosexuality means you can still get turned on by women even without sight, which is how deaf or blind people get off from foids/men, dare say that Hellen Keller probably would've found a hard body attractive, just as a blind and deaf man would find a soft, squishy body attractive as their both characteristics of the opposite sex. The deaf/blind man never saw tits in his life but he definitely likes touching them just as much as a sighted man does.

P.S. Never tried this before as I am KHHV, drawing from sources that sounds believable.
 
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Well, if you are so repulsed that you would never get it up then she can look a bit better, maybe like that: View attachment 1214408

So she isn't that ugly that you can never get it up, just that it is really hard for you.
That caveman browridge is pretty brutal ngl

But makeup and losing weight can still do a lot
 
If she's ugly I'll choose her, but there's a limit and if she's just TOO ugly then I'd rather be with an asexual girlfriend.
 
I would make the hot girlfriend worst (it will never happen)
 
If she's ugly I'll choose her, but there's a limit and if she's just TOO ugly then I'd rather be with an asexual girlfriend.
So ugly that you only get a boner a few times a month and you have to try hard to keep it when you look at her during sex (which she requires) so you only manage to finish once per month.
 
Escort is better, i also dont have income to allocate as im neet so parents paying is better. I just want to fuck and leave tbh, don't have time for foid's problems, if i get sex once a month and all that extra shit.
 

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