Would you make a pact with the devil for pussy?

[righteouscel]

And sell your soul and sacrifice people close to you?

 

[ElTruecel]

You can’t sell your soul

 

[Vitarius]

You can’t sell your soul

 

[righteouscel]

You can’t sell your soul

You know what I mean like your going to hell

 

[copeb4urope]

No. I can just see an escort.

 

[righteouscel]

No. I can just see an escort.

Ik I wasn't crazy for being iffy about this

 

[ElTruecel]

You know what I mean like your going to hell

If Christianity is right why would I do that for temporary satisfaction also again I don’t think that’s how it works. You can still repent according to the Bible anyways

 

[PLA1092]

No, since he'd likely decieve and possibly warp my true wishes in some way, him being his usual malevolent and mischievous self; I'd have to have an extremely specific written contract first.

 

[Animecel2D]

Your soul is worthless buddy boyo why would the devil want to buy your shit soul when your going to hell anyway

 

[fortniteroleplayer]

If Christianity is right why would I do that for temporary satisfaction also again I don’t think that’s how it works. You can still repent according to the Bible anyways

This. And pussy is overrated lmfao.

 

[Lawrence]

he'd likely decieve and possibly warp my true wishes in some way

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Ah, yes!- See the Simpsons episode about the magical monkey paw that grants wishes...- saaame

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I already sort of did, it did not work.

 

[felizhombre]

You can’t sell your soul

 

[wei#3959]

Yes but it’s a win win

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

No. I can just see an escort.

 

[based_meme]

I already sort of did, it did not work.

Let's hear the story, buddy boyo.