You woken up from your bed, but unlike any other days, you felt upset. Damn, what did you eaten last night? You also can't see clearly due to the blur. Finally, after few minutes you took the courage to wake up from the dark room of yours, the clock reads 3:00AM. You felt the need to piss and go to the toilet, upon completion, a man is waiting for you outside.
A tall mysterious figure with a business suit
"Hello, incel."
"I am about to grant you an wish, one that you decide within the 10 minutes. You may take a seat"
"I can grant you, that you become the average person of your local place. Anything out of proportion you may possess will be taken away from you. If you are rich, you'll become the median earner, if you're poor, the same. If you're balding, this will be corrected. If you're a chad fakecel, you'll go being average. Here are some details."
AVERAGE SCHEME
PSL 4+ face
5.5 inch penis
no disorder/disease, like autism
average money, a car, a house
You'll be granted the knowledge of socializing, pop culture, social media usage to you automatically
Some friends or 'friends' will be assigned to you
and much more
"This, however amazing or horrible as it sounds, has a massive sacrifice. You will not be able to complain about your inceldom again. Whether you ascend or not. If we catch a wind of that, you'll be given a torment worse than hell and never seen before on the earth"
"Now make your decision. Time is ticking."
If you reject his offer, the man will leave the house, you'll go back to sleep and forget everything happened. If you accept his offer, you'll fall asleep and wake up at 8AM, in which there are three social events assigned to you, in which you must attend.
A tall mysterious figure with a business suit
"Hello, incel."
"I am about to grant you an wish, one that you decide within the 10 minutes. You may take a seat"
"I can grant you, that you become the average person of your local place. Anything out of proportion you may possess will be taken away from you. If you are rich, you'll become the median earner, if you're poor, the same. If you're balding, this will be corrected. If you're a chad fakecel, you'll go being average. Here are some details."
AVERAGE SCHEME
PSL 4+ face
5.5 inch penis
no disorder/disease, like autism
average money, a car, a house
You'll be granted the knowledge of socializing, pop culture, social media usage to you automatically
Some friends or 'friends' will be assigned to you
and much more
"This, however amazing or horrible as it sounds, has a massive sacrifice. You will not be able to complain about your inceldom again. Whether you ascend or not. If we catch a wind of that, you'll be given a torment worse than hell and never seen before on the earth"
"Now make your decision. Time is ticking."
If you reject his offer, the man will leave the house, you'll go back to sleep and forget everything happened. If you accept his offer, you'll fall asleep and wake up at 8AM, in which there are three social events assigned to you, in which you must attend.
