Would you kill yourself to reincarnate as CHAD?

[SOMCEL]

If an angel came up to you and said if you kill yourself within the next five minutes you will reincarnate as a tall white chad, would you do it ?
You have to kill yourself ASAP, you have no time to say goodbye to your family or friends

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

No. I wouldn't.

 

[Weed]

Nah

 

[torujo]

why not lol

 

[Weed]

jk, I would not only kill myself but I would nuke this planet tbh tbh

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Yes

 

[Ritalincel]

I'd burn myself alive 50 times if it meant reincarnating as a chad.

 

[5mb]

absolutely

 

[Weirdcel]

No true angel would ask you to kill yourself.

"no official employee will ask you for your password"

 

[Ritalincel]

No true angel would ask you to kill yourself.

"no official employee will ask you for your password"

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

I dont think so. My prefered death would take longer than 5mins to set up, even then im not sure if it would be worth it.

 

[ROT]

I will do it, not because I believed the angel but because I hate my life.

 

[Total Imbecile]

YES

That said 5 minutes is not a lot of time, idk HOW Id do it. I dont care to say goodbyes to my family and I have no friends so fucking lol if you think I care about that

 

[SOMCEL]

Yes

Would you kill yourself to reincarnate as a black chad?

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Would you kill yourself to reincarnate as a black chad?

Thats a tougher one. I'll be completely honest I contemplated my answer. But still yes, 10/10 black male model chad can easily pull white Stacy who want to make dad mad and p much every other womyn i could desire.

 

[Bozkurt]

Honestly, I have my 3 little half siblings 6, 8 and 10. My step dad left them just like my real dad. My mother is so grateful that I'm here helping and looking after my little siblings. For sure my close family life will be ruin if i ever die.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Yeah in a fuckint heartbeat. Our existences are HELL, being blackpilled while being subhuman is a one way ticket to SuicideVille

 

[Dekim]

Would you kill yourself to reincarnate as a black chad?

Only if i'm gonna be a high IQ black Chad like Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[Robtical]

I would so I can treat rosties like shit and make them have sex with all the incels I know.

 

[HARDONTHOTS]

I would rather be ethnic than turn into a blue eyed caucazoid demon

 

[Deleted member 1039]

I don’t want to be white or tall though. I like being 5’9, I just want a 8+/10 non white face

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Honestly, I have my 3 little half siblings 6, 8 and 10. My step dad left them just like my real dad. My mother is so grateful that I'm here helping and looking after my little siblings. For sure my close family life will be ruin if i ever die.

This. I wouldn’t do it. My family would be devastated

 

[theultimate341]

Yes

 

[IronMike]

No I like my family and friends, plus suicide is against my faith.

The only way I could kill myself in 5 minutes would be to commit Seppuku with a steak knife, but even then, I would need someone to cut my head off

 

[SOMCEL]

I don’t want to be white or tall though. I like being 5’9, I just want a 8+/10 non white face

Wtf. I understand not wanting to be white but why would you not want to be tall?

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Would you kill yourself to reincarnate as a black chad?

If I was an athlete chad like Dwyane Wade or rapper chad like 50 Cent.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Of course i would lol

 

[Born Defective]

Yes. Also, I hope reincarnation is real. I wouldn't want to waste my one consciousness in an otherwise eternity of nothingness as the incarnation of genetic refuse I currently am.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

You might as well say, “Become a chad with no downsides in five minutes.” I’d take that deal in a heartbeat.

 

[TrueForcedIncel]

No, id live out my life one as an incel and one as chad. Thus getting two lifetimes and see both sides of the fence. I could be both a success and a failure.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

I'm too high inhib to do that. I'd fear that it was some messed up prank to trick incels into death.

 

[Aruba1998]

Lol why not. It's not like I can go back to a previous save.

 

[Tellem--T]

anything to be a white chad

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Wtf. I understand not wanting to be white but why would you not want to be tall?

Because I like being 5’9. Height is not why I’m not getting laid. Face is. As long as I’m 5’8+ I’m good, I don’t care about being tall.

 

[GaelicIrish]

Would we have our previous memories?
Remember Chads don't really appreciate what they have as they never knew any different, it is like how someone born into a rich family could never appreciate being rich or someone being born with eyesight compared to a blind person.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I am Chad.

 

[The End]

Would I believe they were telling the truth? I hate ultimatums.

That'd be bad news for me anyway, the only thing that brings me peace is the idea of non-existence.

No, id live out my life one as an incel and one as chad. Thus getting two lifetimes and see both sides of the fence. I could be both a success and a failure.

You really only need to live about 3 years as an incel to get a full experience, in my opinion. Everything else is just piss overflow on a shit-sundae.

 

[uglylifematters]

Honestly, I have my 3 little half siblings 6, 8 and 10. My step dad left them just like my real dad. My mother is so grateful that I'm here helping and looking after my little siblings. For sure my close family life will be ruin if i ever die.

+++++++++RESPECT. I have lots of love for guys like you.

Spoiler

no homo

 

[TomathonClancy]

I think I would sacrifice an arm or a leg to be white, not even Chad. I'm confident I'd be a Chadlite if I changed my race to something other than Indian.

 

[nklfdnblidnfbli]

hell yes if i could keep my brain and there was no way the angel was lying. i would even kill myself to start over in my current body if i could keep my memories

 

[Heightframeface]

YES. Anything else is cope

 

[zrdm1234]

nope

 

[Indari]

who the fuck wouldn't? are you people retarded?

 

[VLÖ]

who the fuck wouldn't? are you people retarded?

I suppose they like to imagine they're already "Chads" LOL.

 

[_incelinside]

I'm pretty sure I couldn't find the means to pull it off within 5 minutes if I tried

 

[Deleted member 236]

Honestly, I have my 3 little half siblings 6, 8 and 10. My step dad left them just like my real dad. My mother is so grateful that I'm here helping and looking after my little siblings. For sure my close family life will be ruin if i ever die.

Assuming you're not a thirdworldcel, just take out life insurance, wait 2 years, and leave your family a million quid. Win all round.

 

[Deleted member 236]

What % chance is there that this "angel" is an incelqueers poster?

 

[Sneepysqar]

Yes, of course.

YES

That said 5 minutes is not a lot of time, idk HOW Id do it.

I'm pretty sure I couldn't find that the means to pull it off within 5 minutes if I tried

Just cut your throat.

 

[Destriero]

You can't remember past lives if you reincarnate....so no.

 

[guerillahubris]

how the fuck can i kill myself in 5 mins thats the question.