Would you have sex with a zombie?

[IronMike]

Asking for a friend, I have no intention of doing this, as zombies aren't real BUT,

If you managed to tie up and subdue a female zombie, would you have sex with it? How far after it turned would you go?

I would go up to 2 weeks. Once the flesh started to fall off I wouldn't find enjoyment. No point in pounding a pussy that falls apart after you touch it!


2 Days?

2 Weeks?

4 months?

2 years?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Literal necrophilia

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

Yes unless It's the zombie of a landwhale.

 

[IronMike]

Literal necrophilia

no its a zombie, its alive, not a rotting corpse

 

[Deleted member 16809]

yes bro

 

[Deleted member 19971]

no its a zombie, its alive, not a rotting corpse

It’s a rotting corpse that roams around lifeless basically, haven’t you seen zombie movies. It’s brain is basically dead except for the virus making it want to eat things ( Or maybe i’m just wrong jfl )

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm sure I can dig somebody up.

 

[Deleted member 101]

If they’re like the chicks from Zombieland Saga and still retain their sentience and memories, then sure. But if they’re classic, mindless zombies, then fucking one would be akin to fucking an animal. A very dangerous one at that.

 

[frustratedhapa]

Yes, I would have sex with a fresh zombie. Up to 2 days is fine. That 2 week zombie is pretty nasty though.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

If they’re like the chicks from Zombieland Saga and still retain their sentience and memories, then sure. But if they’re classic, mindless zombies, then fucking one would be akin to fucking an animal. A very dangerous one at that.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Lol fuck no.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

yes bro

 

[IronMike]

Lol fuck no.

why not? not even a freshly turned zombie? the hole is still warm and producing juices.

 

[Over4Mexicels]

Hello IT

 

[Neggr]

Yes.

 

[Haywire]

you mean those make up fake ones yes

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

No man...

 

[Insomniac]

undeads me

 

[Deleted member 15752]

arises me

 

[IronMike]

Actually, I would also wait about 2 months so I can remove its teeth so I would be able to fuck its mouth-pussy

 

[Dionysus]

yes bro

 

[Deleted member 818]

why not? not even a freshly turned zombie? the hole is still warm and producing juices.

Yeah but she's practically not human anymore and I'd be putting myself in danger if I tried to fuck her. I'd might as well fuck an animal.

 

[seija]

I would fuck the zombie after two days, if its still warm that is.

 

[IronMike]

Yeah but she's practically not human anymore and I'd be putting myself in danger if I tried to fuck her. I'd might as well fuck an animal.

You gotta learn how to gag someone so they can't harm you

 

[Deleted member 818]

You gotta learn how to gag someone so they can't harm you

Even then her face would still be scary lol.

 

[IronMike]

Even then her face would still be scary lol.

Honestly, the angry scowl of a zombie looks exactly with the scorn that women look at us with on a daily basis. It would turn me on.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Honestly, the angry scowl of a zombie looks exactly with the scorn that women look at us with on a daily basis. It would turn me on.

Hate fucking sounds really fun. Banging the woman who treated you like dirt into submission must feel satisfying.

 

[IronMike]

Hate fucking sounds really fun. Banging the woman who treated you like dirt into submission must feel satisfying.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

no man im volcel

 

[Invidia]

no they scare me

 

[Newbie17]

Not a single day

 

[Deleted member 1042]

just corpse max bro

 

[fOreVER]

No problem.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Literal necrophilia

no man im volcel

 

[Lux]

necros me

 

[Deleted member 16359]

I wish i had a zombie gf

 

[littlemanhikicel]

No way.

 

[Emba]

Undead whorehouse theory confirmed!

 

[x86_64]

SFW world filter
replace dead body with zombie

volcel if you wouldn't

 

[bonk123]

if it's hot then yeah

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Lol fuck no.

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

No, man.

 

[Vermilioncore]

No

 

[FinnCel]

I'd start zombie brothel business for y'all sick fucks

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Would dullahan

 

[Cuyen]

Literal necrophilia

 

[reeve23]

i bet you last one still has more matches on tinder and guys will be like "that's so witty, you're so funny and different to other girls"

 

[BrendioEEE]

Would dullahan

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[UselesseatER]

Yall degenerates

just corpse max bro

 

[Deleted member 17889]

i'd fucking vomit tbh i'm better off with raping a survivor