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Serious Would you go to one of these cuddle cafes?

Would you go to a cuddle cafe?

  • Yes (assuming it's affordable)

    Votes: 12 25.5%
  • Yes but only if it was offered to me for free

    Votes: 10 21.3%
  • No because not interested in cuddling

    Votes: 7 14.9%
  • No for other reasons

    Votes: 18 38.3%

  • Total voters
    47
Never heard about this tbh
 
i would not go outside
 
No what the hell? That’s like fucking a hooker with no condom on. Her skins already been touched and she’s been cuddled with thousands of other incel-tier men already.
 
Depressing tbh but I would.
 
only if it's cheap and with an asian girl
 
yeah, I wanted to go to a professional cuddler, but in my home city there's only one foid who does that and she has prices higher than an exclusive escort so I can't afford it (well, I could afford a few sessions, but it's not worth it and I'd like to make it a regular thing)
 
IDK why but I feel like I'd be less embarrassed about paying someone to cuddle me rather then have sex with me
 
I would go and dee if a female would pick me instead of running away screaming :feelsgah: :feelsbadman:
 
Yes and I'd rape the foid there too.

In Dead or Alive 6.
 
No because I want to do that with a women I own
 
No because it's weird af
 
I would probably sexually assault a foid there, its so fucking tempting
 
And you can't do anything sexual btw. Just cuddling and maybe talking
Nope - i'd rather WhoreMaxxx, at lease that way i get to cum. JFL at paying to cuddle a roastie and getting blueballs and not getting release
In Dead or Alive 6.
HIGH IQ for knowing DOA 6
I think DOA5LR is way better than 6 (barring graphics improvements)
 
All intimate interactions are now being turned into a financial transaction.
 
No what the hell? That’s like fucking a hooker with no condom on. Her skins already been touched and she’s been cuddled with thousands of other incel-tier men already.
I don’t care lol. Cuddling feels good ngl.
 
tbh I'd probably be so stressed and tense that it wouldn't feel nice at all, I would keep remembering that she's disgusted by how I look and only does it for money
 
I just watched the videos, it's fucking expensive, 15 gbp for a 5 second hug, I could eat for a week for that money where I live, cheaper to just offer some money for a hug to a random woman on the street
 
imagine working hard at a wageslave job earning 10 bucks an hour knowing a foid can out-earn you with a 5-second hug. :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: it's time for ugly men to start revolting
 
imagine working hard at a wageslave job earning 10 bucks an hour knowing a foid can out-earn you with a 5-second hug. :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: it's time for ugly men to start revolting
"equality" teehee
 
But muh wage gap
 
serious cuckage. I'd just get an escort.
 
no, because I am not paying for fake intimacy.
 
It's unfathomable to me to pay a w*man without even getting sex in return
 
I'd go to get a reminder of what a foid smells like. They all wear perfume when I discretely smell them in public, so I haven't smelled the scent of a foid since middle school in gym class.
 
No, this is weird man

I'd go to get a reminder of what a foid smells like. They all wear perfume when I discretely smell them in public, so I haven't smelled the scent of a foid since middle school in gym class.

Perfume isn't necessarily that bad tbh
 
No it is cucked.
 
No, this is weird man



Perfume isn't necessarily that bad tbh
If I could put my head on a foid's lap, I'd smell its pussy. That would be the closest I've ever been to smelling a pussy. It could smell bad though, so I'd had to pay for multiple foids in order to determine the smell of an average hole. For science
 
@FemoidsGTFO wouldn't need to. He gets it for free. Fakecel.
 
@FemoidsGTFO wouldn't need to. He gets it for free. Fakecel.
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If I could put my head on a foid's lap, I'd smell its pussy. That would be the closest I've ever been to smelling a pussy. It could smell bad though, so I'd had to pay for multiple foids in order to determine the smell of an average hole. For science

It smells like flavored lube. At least that's what a clean escort's pussy smells like. If it smells like a fish market you're in trouble.

A foid's smell is strongest near her hair, neck, and armpits.
 
jfl op doesn't want to escortmaxx but would rather give money to foids to cuddle him
 
No.
Ass fucking > Cuddling
 
THERE is nothing as sexy as touching a pretty girl's crawling flesh!
 
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All intimate interactions are now being turned into a financial transaction.
This is a brutal blackpill. That being said, I'd still pay to know what it feels like to sleep on a girls warm lap...
 
No I would've roped long before that
Tbh I would rather suffer than pay for fake affection
 
Probably not. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider it though.
 
No because i'm not a cuck simp
 
if you had a gf you'd get the real version of this every day FREE on top of kissing+sex+groping

so over bros
 
Man I feel like that would be awkward. I’d be too high inhib to even do anything probably
 
only if it was a real asian i'd cuddle with
or a prime age girl is fine as well
 

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