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JFL would you fuck this Pony?

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the 'shaved daily' in title is misleading though because reading the body shows it to be BI-DAILY

Stolen from her mum as a baby, the gentle ape’s entire body was shaved every other day, leaving her skin irritated, covered in sores and prone to mosquito bites - and she was taught how to perform sex acts.

I feel like the actual % of guys who would prefer orangutang pussy to human pussy is low enough that it would make up a very low % of the customers.

Instead it just seems like this speaks to the epidemic of male thirst and deprival of pussy where when there are whores it's overpriced so probably you could get orangutang pussy for cheaper so a lot of guys settled for it.

I don't really know if I could bring myself to do that.

Escortcels is this how it feels to hire the cheaper escorts?

I'm probably one of the more open-minded guys who you'd think would consider this too, like I fap to Dixie Kong and shit, but I dunno, a legit orangutang... something repels me.

Why am I such a standardscel? It'd be true fakeceldom not to ascend with an orangutang GF.

If I ever were to consider it I wouldn't want to cover her in makeup and rape her like these dudes did though, it would be important that she enjoy herself and we bond emotionally.

Also that thing about shaving her giving her sores would make me sad, I don't see how you could get off like that, I'd probably rather her just be naturally hairy and not have sores. You're coping with a massive deviation from human norms anyway so you should just embrace it.

I bet orangutang foids have more mental presence than Chris-chan's amnesiac mom. Maybe they're slightly less skilled than most foids but I bet there are some IRL women who the smarter orangutang ladies IQ-mog yet it's still considered fine to fuck those bimbos.
 
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Not One Second
 
I never would have imagined that this existed. I am fortunate.
 
couldn't they have gotten a real foid to rape instead? :waitwhat::feelsaww:
 
No. Animalmaxxing is disgusting, btw when you read reports by actual zoophiliacs you realize that animals often become so scared that they shit/pee themselves, you have to be a sick fuck to fuck an animal, but only an even sicker fuck could get it off while being covered in shit/pee while fighting with a kicking/scratching/biting/jumping animal.

BTW: Having standards is nothing bad. Differentiates us from trannymaxxers, cucks, simps, gaycels, etc. - this isn't a bad thing.
 
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that's not a pony bro that's an orangeangatang
 
repeated thread.
 
No wtf beastiality is disgusting dude :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
Niggas be so desperate, they'll pay for ANYTHING.
 
Poor monke tbh.
 
Every day we stray further from god :fuk:
 
when you read reports by actual zoophiliacs you realize that animals often become so scared that they shit/pee themselves
I would find the suffile "phile" to be inappropriate in describing someone who fucks someone that overcome with fear.

I would just call them zoorapists or something like that.

you have to be a sick fuck to fuck an animal, but only an even sicker fuck could get it off while being covered in shit/pee while fighting with a kicking/scratching/biting/jumping animal
I don't think that necessarily describes what the case would be 100% of the time.

BTW: Having standards is nothing bad. Differentiates us from trannymaxxers, cucks, simps, gaycels, etc. - this isn't a bad thing.
It does help exhibit that even we are the smallest bit volcel though, in a grand sense of all possible sexual/romantic conquest.

We're just incel in respect to achieving enthusiasting sex from ours humans looksmatch.
Poor monke tbh.
Orangutangs are not monkeys

both are simians (like us) but orangutangs (pongos) unlike monkeys are hominoids (apes) like us... in fact we're even closer as we are both hominids (great apes)

Apes

basically they are more alike to us than monkeys and lesser apes (gibbons/hylobatids) but less like us than gorillas
even gorillas are niggers compared to chimps/bonobos though

so in theory if we're going to ascend with non-human apes it should probably be bonobos in terms of fucking similar things

given how tiny they are, I sometimes think humans fuck gorillapussy/orangutang pussy just because it's larger so you're not worried about hurting the animal

bonobos are apparently horny whereas chimps are murderous
repeated thread.
can you link to previous thread? I can't find it when I search Orangutang
 
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I wouldnt do it ever.
 
Not my proudest fap.
 
she would be the cutest GF

you wouldn't want to go on dates with her?

Laff

I just want a brave purehearted girl like Dixie to share my life with man
 
If orangutan sex slavery was real animal rights groups would be talking all about it and it's be on other newspapers.
not if it's niggers doing it
 
Who pays for it?
 
This thread is true to form for OP.
 
this is what lack of pussy does to you
 
No, and that isn't a pony jfl
 
This is fucking disgusting :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
Why would I want to fuck ur mom?
 
They did @ThoughtfulCel bad :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
disgusting, isn't that how aids started?
 
no, i would rather spend that money towards a nice sit-down restaurant
 

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