Serious Would you do this in order to ascend?

[tehgymcel420]

Basically, Blackops2cel offers to play a game with you, if you win you become white/Chad. You must eat an entire kilogram of fesikh in one hour, fesikh is a fine delicacy from Sandland, it is lightly salted fish that is left to rot in the sun for about a year.

If you fail to eat all of it or throw up at all, you lose and become an immortal 5'1'' currycel. And the whole time you risk an agonizingly painful death if you get botulism poisoning from it.

If you do succeed and become Chad, every foid you will be with will have fesikh on her breath. Would you take this challenge?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Yes. If I can have some fasting for week ahead of time and bring some drugs

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Yeah I'd do it. But how do I know if I throw up, isn't that involuntary?

 

[FidelCashflow]

I cant even eat broccoli without throwing up, theres no way in hell I could eat that.
Also wtf is up with the subhuman ethnics that consider that a delicacy?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I would put my whole mind and body on it tbh

 

[Koruga]

Of course. That food is nothing compared to a life full of sadness and loneliness.

 

[Deleted member 21760]

No call me volcel if you want but I prefer to remain KHHV and eat couscous instead of this fossilized fish

 

[Deleted member 1983]

just eat rotten fish theory

 

[Yerberito]

I will try it

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Yeah I'd do it. But how do I know if I throw up, isn't that involuntary?

Hopefully drugs would be allowed. Would make me able to eat it

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Have you tasted it?

 

[Deleted member 21760]

Of course. That food is nothing compared to a life full of sadness and loneliness.

Food is as good and enjoyable as sex imo

 

[tehgymcel420]

Have you tasted it?

No

 

[Weed]

I mean.. kilo no, u probs gonna die ngl thats like drinking a salt water ded srs.. In Russia, EE etc. we have this shit too but idk about one year of drying it lul seems a bit too much ngl

 

[anon]

In Russia, EE etc. we have this shit too

Just say Russia instead of EE. I'm in an EU eastern European state (not going to say which country because le doxx) and I've never heard of that rotten shit OP posted.
I'd still eat it because I'm not a pussy.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Absolutly I would because I eat rotten meat somewhat regularly anyway.

 

[Saber]

Never. The downside of possible immortal suffering outweighs any benefit in my mind

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

If you do succeed and become Chad, every foid you will be with will have fesikh on her breath. Would you take this challenge?

If this wasn’t here, the offer would be more tempting

Never. The downside of possible immortal suffering outweighs any benefit in my mind

 

[tehgymcel420]

I'd still eat it because I'm not a pussy.

You might change your mind after smelling it.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

You might change your mind after smelling it.

He might also change his mind after realizing a kilogram of it would likely kill him. Roping is unironically better than dying by fesikh

 

[tehgymcel420]

Also wtf is up with the subhuman ethnics that consider that a delicacy?

We are pathetic.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

yes bro

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I will surely fail.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I mean.. kilo no, u probs gonna die ngl thats like drinking a salt water ded srs.. In Russia, EE etc. we have this shit too but idk about one year of drying it lul seems a bit too much ngl

Have you ever tried rotten fish?

 

[Weed]

Have you ever tried rotten fish?

No lel I don't eat fish almost at all ngl had a poo poo accident as a kid, small bone was stuck in le throat and it was uncomfortable af for the rest of the day then I got flu or some shit jsut ew ngl

 

[BlkPillPres]

Basically, Blackops2cel offers to play a game with you, if you win you become white/Chad. You must eat an entire kilogram of fesikh in one hour, fesikh is a fine delicacy from Sandland, it is lightly salted fish that is left to rot in the sun for about a year.

If you fail to eat all of it or throw up at all, you lose and become an immortal 5'1'' currycel. And the whole time you risk an agonizingly painful death if you get botulism poisoning from it.

If you do succeed and become Chad, every foid you will be with will have fesikh on her breath. Would you take this challenge?

I don't want to be white or Chad, I'd eat the fish if it resulted in an apocalypse that I get to survive and only women, I could spent my time just killing off the dregs of women left and fucking whichever ones suit my fancy

 

[BITG]

Fuck yes I’m eating that shit. Are you dirty inkwells stupid? You all would give up a chance to be chad simply because you didn’t want to eat some fish that sat out for a little longer than it should have?

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I cant even eat broccoli without throwing up, theres no way in hell I could eat that.
Also wtf is up with the subhuman ethnics that consider that a delicacy?

 

[Deleted member 22571]

Hell yeah I love fish I'd do this in a heartbeat. Plus foids already smell like fish so them having fishy breath isn't a big deal.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I don't want to be white or Chad, I'd eat the fish if it resulted in an apocalypse that I get to survive and only women, I could spent my time just killing off the dregs of women left and fucking whichever ones suit my fancy

Patrick Bateman posting hours I see

 

[BlkPillPres]

Fuck yes I’m eating that shit. Are you dirty inkwells stupid? You all would give up a chance to be chad simply because you didn’t want to eat some fish that sat out for a little longer than it should have?

I never understand these weird hypotheticals and the responses though, its like someone telling slaves - "If you could do X and become a slave master would you do it" and ironically all the slaves start high fiving and saying yeah, then later the same fucking slaves go back to complaining about the slave master and speaking of him like he's this malicious great evil

Its kinda "traitorous" in a sense to say yes, and I never get how so many incels are eager to say yes, they don't realize they are ironically rationalizing all approving all of Chads thoughts and actions, they are just hypocrites, you lose your right to complain if you'd choose to be Chad too, you're just a hypocrite at that point (like a slave who complains about slavery but would gladly enslave others)

If I'd want anything out of all of these hypothetical scenarios it would be money (millions or billions)

But all of these "if you were a woman would do X" or "would you do X to become Chad" threads are sickening, I legit feel disgusted reading some of the comments, the feeling you get when you see a squirming insect

 

[Uglyme]

I have eaten morcilla. That's no challenge for me.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Extremely based and fesikh-pilled

I have eaten morcilla. That's no challenge for me.

What's that?

 

[tehgymcel420]

 

[tehgymcel420]

Extremely based and fesikh-pilled

The fesikh pill destroyed me.

 

[grondilu]

"rotten" in my book means "putrified". This means you should definitely not eat that.

I like dried, smoked fish. But I won't touch it if it's rotten.

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

if i get to prepare for it than definitely.

if i don't get to prepare than i have 0 chance of wining

 

[Deleted member 19079]

does it taste good

 

[tehgymcel420]

does it taste good

They say it tastes better than it smells, but I don't know.

 

[radishman]

Looks like a roastie anyway, so why not?

 

[tehgymcel420]

Looks like a roastie anyway, so why not?

A vagina probably smells like fesikh.