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Experiment Would you be a cuck soyboy gigalo if it were your job and it paid 100K?

Would you be a cuck soyboy gigolo if it were your job and it paid 100K

  • Yes

    Votes: 18 27.3%

  • no

    Votes: 30 45.5%

  • I would for more money

    Votes: 18 27.3%
  • Total voters
    66
SlayerSlayer

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And I'm not talking about any cuck soyboy. Imagine if your job, 8 hours a day was this:



You had to entertain this polyamorous landwhale, do soyhusbando duties (maybe make her a sandwich once in a while, clean, energetically dungeonmaster D&D, and eat that cave out once a week), raise another man's kid, along with your co-workers who are also getting paid to do the same thing.

The fact that I wouldn't makes me understand the situation women in are a lot more. Yeah the job is easy, and cushy, but it's so undignified, I would rather do something corporately soulless for half as much money, be alone with my cats, and have some self-respect.
 
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No. I'd rather be a janitor.
 
ordinaryotaku said:
No. I'd rather be a janitor.
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Imagine giving this fat bitch a birthday cake, you'd probably have to wear a chippendales outfit as you blow the candle with 3 other sad losers who are jockeying for tips/bonuses. I suppose there is some pleasure to be found in watching her kill herself via diabetes.
 
Roping seems like a better option. It's also better than wageslaving.
 
100k? Sure. I need money.
 
On one hand, I'd be able to NEET after my parents died and this is probably the only chance I have at employment

On the other hand, It is being a cuck.

I need to come back to this tbh.
 
maybe if I only had to do it for a week-month then get the money and get amazing copes afterwards
anymore and i'd rope for sure
 
Amacko said:
maybe if I only had to do it for a week-month then get the money and get amazing copes afterwards
anymore and i'd rope for sure
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That's like inverse SEA-maxxing
 
Yes, depends for how long. Not for more than a year at least.
 
BummerDrummer said:
On one hand, I'd be able to NEET after my parents died and this is probably the only chance I have at employment

On the other hand, It is being a cuck.

I need to come back to this tbh.
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Suppose she fires you someday, what are you gonna put on your resume?
 
I'd for more money.
 
I'd rather work hard manual labor
 
nah
 
Yea of course 100k is a lot, and its not like I have to be enthusiastic about it as the workload is shared between 4 other cucks lol
 
damn, 100k is a lot of money for good copes. and it beats minimum wageslaving in a bottle depot and getting yelled at by homeless shitheads because I "counted their bottles wrong"

I don't see why not. eventually i'll save enough to live on passive income
 
9-5 Monday to Friday. Full health insurance covered. Full holiday and sick pay. Maybe. But only as 100k is a huge wage where I live.
SlayerSlayer said:
Suppose she fires you someday, what are you gonna put on your resume?
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I'd just save the wages and then retire to LDAR
 
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I would never degrade myself even if the foid was slim and petite. Old me maybe
 
100K? Of fucking course, you need to have insanely low IQ to say no(if you don't have a better job of course)
 
100k is a lot. As long as I don't have to fuck/eat her I'm fine tbh
 
400 months of the salary I had when I was employed. Hell yes.
 
Better incel than cuck
 
You could never pay me enough to be like the cucks in that video.
 
200 k or 250 k
 
Make it 5x that.
 
I may be a wageslave incel but I have my dignity.
 
Sandwiches? Sure.
Clean? Whatever.
Dungeons and Dragons? I guess I can learn about that crap. Sure.
Raise another person's kid? I'm getting paid right? No different than what schools do. Sign me up.
Eat her pussy? Remove 10k from my pay as I'm not doing that. I'll settle for 90k.

The matter of fact, I don't even want to fuck her. Just give me the money and I'll be the cleaner and whatever around the place.
Cucks are supposed to just watch while the girl gets fucked right? I'll gladly do that for that thing as I would not get jealous of that as it looks like a dude with breasts.
I can easily pretend that I care about her for 90k.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Suppose she fires you someday, what are you gonna put on your resume?
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Again I wouldn't be able to work anywhere anyway. No diploma/GED, Felony, Went to rehab, Terrible grades and no references.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
And I'm not talking about any cuck soyboy. Imagine if your job, 8 hours a day was this:



You had to entertain this polyamorous landwhale, do soyhusbando duties (maybe make her a sandwich once in a while, clean, energetically dungeonmaster D&D, and eat that cave out once a week), raise another man's kid, along with your co-workers who are also getting paid to do the same thing.

The fact that I wouldn't makes me understand the situation women in are a lot more. Yeah the job is easy, and cushy, but it's so undignified, I would rather do something corporately soulless for half as much money, be alone with my cats, and have some self-respect.
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I'd do it but for a higher rate. 100k a year isn't even a lot of money in many places anymore. I'd do it for an hourly rate if $250.
 
If you don't have to have sex with the polyamorous land whale it actually sounds like an easy and fun job. People wouldn't mind casually playing board games everyday for 100k/year.
 
If I dont have to eat her cave out im fine.
 
No id rather be starving in the alleyways of Dakar, Senegal then take part in the degeneracy of the west.
 
Neggr said:
If I dont have to eat her cave out im fine.
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yes basically if no eating out it would be worth it. would only do eating out part if 12 million or some shit a year. then I would work for a month and leavr
 
I'd rather kill myself.
 
Snow Dushman said:
Paid 100k by what? Month? Week? Year?
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year
Guykild said:
Sandwiches? Sure.
Clean? Whatever.
Dungeons and Dragons? I guess I can learn about that crap. Sure.
Raise another person's kid? I'm getting paid right? No different than what schools do. Sign me up.
Eat her pussy? Remove 10k from my pay as I'm not doing that. I'll settle for 90k.

The matter of fact, I don't even want to fuck her. Just give me the money and I'll be the cleaner and whatever around the place.
Cucks are supposed to just watch while the girl gets fucked right? I'll gladly do that for that thing as I would not get jealous of that as it looks like a dude with breasts.
I can easily pretend that I care about her for 90k.
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You make a scarily convincing argument that being a cuck isn't that bad/ somewhat inescapable
 
100k a year sounds really nice but how many hours would I need to work for that?

I'd rather work 20h/week for 50k than 40h/week for 100k, for example
 
nothing is forever, so yah
 
I have no use for money as long as I have a roof and internet.
 
If it's for a year then probably no, if it were a few months id be down for it.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
And I'm not talking about any cuck soyboy. Imagine if your job, 8 hours a day was this:



You had to entertain this polyamorous landwhale, do soyhusbando duties (maybe make her a sandwich once in a while, clean, energetically dungeonmaster D&D, and eat that cave out once a week), raise another man's kid, along with your co-workers who are also getting paid to do the same thing.

The fact that I wouldn't makes me understand the situation women in are a lot more. Yeah the job is easy, and cushy, but it's so undignified, I would rather do something corporately soulless for half as much money, be alone with my cats, and have some self-respect.
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Hmm. Where would I have to do this job? As in an expensive place like New York or some cheaper place?
 
100k is nothing special, but let's be real: everyone has a price.

If you're poor as fuck and someone offered you $10 million to be a sex slave for a year, you'd do it. You'd do it for a year and then retire.
 
Lookscel said:
Hmm. Where would I have to do this job? As in an expensive place like New York or some cheaper place?
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Jacksonville, Florida
 
thats a lot of money
 
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