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Experiment Would you agree to be reborn as a dog?

Would you take this hypothetical offer?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 33.3%
  • No

    Votes: 46 66.7%

  • Total voters
    69
tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

Fesikhcel From Zabbaleen
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Blackops2cel has another offer for you, you can die tonight and be reborn as a dog. If born a western dog, you will live a carefree life with servants who feed you and pick up your shit, you also get as much human pussy as you want. But you also risk being born as a dog in Asia, where you'll be brutally butchered and eaten. You could also be born in the middle east where sand niggers will torture and kill you in order to please their invisible man in the sky. Would you risk it and take the offer?
 
Make a break for the woods and try to communitymaxx with wolves.
 
I dont want to return to this world in any shape or form after leaving.

You could also be born in the middle east where sand niggers will torture and kill you in order to please their invisible man in the sky.
Do we do that? Honestly I dont know. I live in the middle east.
 
Do we do that? Honestly I dont know. I live in the middle east.
They torture dogs in Egypt, not sure about rest of middle east.
 
No, even if dogs have sex with humans females(something I couldnt do yet) I wouldnt transform myself into such disgusting and stupid beast.
 
No, even if dogs have sex with humans females(something I couldnt do yet) I wouldnt transform myself into such disgusting and stupid beast.
I'm ethnic so I'm already a disgusting stupid beast.
 
Dogs get boiled alive in china
 
The dogpill is a meme,

Even the driverslicensepill is more prevalent and truthful pewpew.
 
Depends on race
 
No, even if dogs have sex with humans females(something I couldnt do yet) I wouldnt transform myself into such disgusting and stupid beast.
 
i have seen camwhores who were decent looking let their dog lick their pussy
 
Dogs live at max 15 years if they are taken good care of, less than 10 years if they aren't. On the other hand I have potentially up to 70 more years of being alone, and experiencing my body slowly becoming more decrepit as I develop alzheimer's from the loneliness and boredom, while I have no family or friends to take care of me. That's assuming I don't rope at some point or die of some disease or a heart attack.
 
Dogs live at max 15 years if they are taken good care of, less than 10 years if they aren't. On the other hand I have potentially up to 70 more years of being alone, and experiencing my body slowly becoming more decrepit as I develop alzheimer's from the loneliness and boredom, while I have no family or friends to take care of me.
1 year as a well cared for dog is better than a million years as an ethnic man.
 
What if I'm born in vietnam and they turn me into dog sashimi :worryfeels:
 
I want to be a Tibetan Mastiff
 
Dog in privileged white lands or dog in China or some bs?
 
Tough question, as an ethnic you have to realize the odds are ALWAYS against your favor. can't risk it. you will end up as fried dog on a stick in the streets of Wuhan
 
jfl, @chudur-budur these cels aint dogpilled.

JFL @ coping dogpill deniers like @Anonymous MG

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Tough question, as an ethnic you have to realize the odds are ALWAYS against your favor. can't risk it. you will end up as fried dog on a stick in the streets of Wuhan
Does that seem worse than being ethnic?
 
I will not take the risk tbh
 
id bargain for the Latin American dog in where you are only beaten if you do something bad.
 
No I wouldn't such an incredible humiliation and short lived boring life
 
How's that any different from being born as a Chad or incel?
 
Meanwhile, if you're a MAN and have sex with a dog you'll be arrested:
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But if you're a FEMOID and have sex with a dog, it's being encouraged.
I'm pretty sick of those double standards and this clown world.
 
Meanwhile, if you're a MAN and have sex with a dog you'll be arrested:
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But if you're a FEMOID and have sex with a dog, it's being encouraged.
I'm pretty sick of those double standards and this clown world.
...What is this?
 
Dogs live at max 15 years if they are taken good care of, less than 10 years if they aren't. On the other hand I have potentially up to 70 more years of being alone, and experiencing my body slowly becoming more decrepit as I develop alzheimer's from the loneliness and boredom, while I have no family or friends to take care of me. That's assuming I don't rope at some point or die of some disease or a heart attack.
Of course, dogpill is a brutal blackpill and being a dog is much better than being incel.
 
I'd only agree to be reborn as a Chad. Gigachad.
 
I would come back as a dog just to maul as many whores as I could.
 

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