Serious Would this work?

[NEETAndTidy]

So here's my plan/theory
1. Catfish a girl and ask her to meet me somewhere for food
2. Be there at my own table and wait till she starts messaging Chad.
3. Walk over to her and say my date* didnt show up and shes alone and invite her to eat with me.
4. Ask for her number and maybe get a second pity date and fuck her
5. Maybe get gf out of it or at least sex.

Thots?

 

[AfrikanCel]

So here's my plan/theory
1. Catfish a girl and ask her to meet me somewhere for food
2. Be there at my own table and wait till she starts messaging Chad.
3. Walk over to her and say my dad didnt show up and shes alone and invite her to eat with me.
4. Ask for her number and maybe get a second pity date and fuck here
5. Maybe get gf out of it or at least sex.

Thots?

Nothing to lose. Dm me pics.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

If you're good looking, yes. Ugly, no.

 

[Ap0calypse]

It will work if ur tall, have a nice jaw, and have no upper eyelid exposure

 

[Deleted member 8353]

If you're good looking, yes. Ugly, no.

 

[Hardworkingcel]

If you're good looking, yes. Ugly, no.

If you're good looking you don't need these tricks.

 

[VisVoi]

This will only work if you are at least as good looking as the Chad she was expecting. If not, you will be nothing but a fucking disappointment (just as you were to your father, which is why he didn't show up).

 

[SirIncel]

(just as you were to your father, which is why he didn't show up)

 

[Newbie17]

Nothing to lose. Dm me pics.

Pm me too please if that’s ok with you. We can easier evaluate your chances that way.

(just as you were to your father, which is why he didn't show up).

Kek

 

[Mik_TFL]

it wouldn't, she would literally just say "I'm waiting for x", plus, why say your dad didn't show up? you are a man, you don't need an excuse to be there by yourself, the same way you don't need an excuse to hit on her other that you felt like it.

 

[builderseed]

No

 

[Giga Chadcel]

great idea. do it and let us know how it turns out

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Meant to type date not dad btw. And nah. Only will send a pic to members I trust. Also I'm 5'6 with a 4 or 5 face

 

[UndercovrNormie]

I've thought about this myself, actually, but don't be so obvious about it, arrive about 5 minutes after her and sit at a table close to her, after a few minutes mumble under your breath about how "that bitch stood me up" or whatever, then try a cold approach about how you were stood up by your date and was wondering if she was busy.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I've thought about this myself, actually, but don't be so obvious about it, arrive about 5 minutes after her and sit at a table close to her, after a few minutes mumble under your breath about how "that bitch stood me up" or whatever, then try a cold approach about how you were stood up by your date and was wondering if she was busy.

Now that's a Gribble of an idea!

 

[UBERCEL]

So here's my plan/theory
1. Catfish a girl and ask her to meet me somewhere for food
2. Be there at my own table and wait till she starts messaging Chad.
3. Walk over to her and say my date* didnt show up and shes alone and invite her to eat with me.
4. Ask for her number and maybe get a second pity date and fuck her
5. Maybe get gf out of it or at least sex.

Thots?

The level of desperateness is piercing the heavens

The level of desperateness is piercing the heavens

Check catfishman and see what happens.
Plus that would be like approaching without catfishing anyways. Ur just approaching a mad foid cuz Chad didn't show up tbh

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Now that's a Gribble of an idea!

It's a bit PUA-esque, but it's worth a shot.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

The level of desperateness is piercing the heavens

EVEN THE ONES THAT RESPOND GHOST ME UPON LEARNING MY HEIGHT. This is basically my last resort

 

[UBERCEL]

I've thought about this myself, actually, but don't be so obvious about it, arrive about 5 minutes after her and sit at a table close to her, after a few minutes mumble under your breath about how "that bitch stood me up" or whatever, then try a cold approach about how you were stood up by your date and was wondering if she was busy.

PUAcope?

 

[UndercovrNormie]

PUAcope?

Kind of, but it has more thought put into it than "just be confident, bro, shittest her and approach at a 15 degree angle".

 

[UBERCEL]

EVEN THE ONES THAT RESPOND GHOST ME UPON LEARNING MY HEIGHT. This is basically my last resort

What about just approaching in public, isn't it same but with less disappointment

Kind of, but it has more thought put into it than "just be confident, bro, shittest her and approach at a 15 degree angle".

JFL @ 15 degree angle

 

[NEETAndTidy]

What about just approaching in public, isn't it same but with less disappointment

I'm 5'6 with a 4-5 face. I'd be called a rapist or sexual harasser

 

[UndercovrNormie]

JFL @ 15 degree angle

It should be the definition of Ubercope, it astonishes me what bluepilled virgins will believe.

 

[acnescarcel]

worth a shot.

 

[UBERCEL]

I'm 5'6 with a 4-5 face. I'd be called a rapist or sexual harasser

Wouldn't that be the same with the chadfish plan?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Wouldn't that be the same with the chadfish plan?

No. Because at least I can pretend I was blown off too. In public I'm just some NEET manlet approaching her like some sort of ogre on the hunt

 

[Timecel]

try it

 

[UBERCEL]

No. Because at least I can pretend I was blown off too. In public I'm just some NEET manlet approaching her like some sort of ogre on the hunt

Illusion of preselection theory?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

after a few minutes mumble under your breath about how "that bitch stood me up" or whatever, then try a cold approach about how you were stood up by your date and was wondering if she was busy.

An incel would get stoned for being such a sexist monster.

 

[JJtheIncel]

This will only work if you are at least as good looking as the Chad she was expecting. If not, you will be nothing but a fucking disappointment (just as you were to your father, which is why he didn't show up).

brutal dadpill

 

[Damo the incel]

Just go up to her and ask if she wants a massage or something and say u specialise in nude massages

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Just go up to her and ask if she wants a massage or something and say u specialise in nude massages

 

[SirIncel]

Just go up to her and ask if she wants a massage or something and say u specialise in nude massages

Autism 8 / 10

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Autism 8 / 10

Only 8/10?

 

[superighteous]

I've thought about this myself, actually, but don't be so obvious about it, arrive about 5 minutes after her and sit at a table close to her, after a few minutes mumble under your breath about how "that bitch stood me up" or whatever, then try a cold approach about how you were stood up by your date and was wondering if she was busy.

JFL don’t say that. That will just creep her out.