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Would my dick look bigger?

you ll become shane diesel
 
listen to this 1000 times everyday for 1 month

[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww[/video]
 
nausea said:
listen to this 1000 times everyday for 1 month
[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww[/video]
I fuck goats while listening to this
 
ye it does look bigger but it won't make a difference if it's extremely under the average dick size.
 
A magnifying glass always works, trust me mate.
 
Doesn't matter until a woman wants to see it, bruv.
 
I always trim for the hell of it.
 
LeagueEuW said:
idk didnt measure, brb let me semi fap and check.. wait how do you measure it? just one side or all around like biceps lul
 
Weed said:
idk didnt measure, brb let me semi fap and check.. wait how do you measure it? just one side or all around like biceps lul

All around like your biceps. Measure it at the fattest spot.
 
LeagueEuW said:
Weed said:
idk didnt measure, brb let me semi fap and check.. wait how do you measure it? just one side or all around like biceps lul
All around like your biceps. Measure it at the fattest spot.
fuark I love spinning my dick like helicopter when it's flaccid.

5inch lolol is that good or bad?
 
Weed said:
fuark I love spinning my dick like helicopter when it's flaccid.

5inch lolol is that good or bad?

Yea, i used to do that when i was a teen, thinking it would increase my size.(as autistic you can be without having autism)
5 inches is alright, average is 4.7.
 
LeagueEuW said:
Weed said:
fuark I love spinning my dick like helicopter when it's flaccid.
5inch lolol is that good or bad?
Yea, i used to do that when i was a teen, thinking it would increase my size.(as autistic you can be without having autism)
5 inches is alright, average is 4.7.
I am average in everything, fuark
 
Weed said:
I am average in everything, fuark

Having a big d is a self esteem boost for me but that's about it.Only.guys with a micropenis are seriously fucked.
 
Go for it. If its only 5 it may help.
 
yes but its a cope.


LeagueEuW said:
Yea, i used to do that when i was a teen, thinking it would increase my size.(as autistic you can be without having autism)

literally loled irl at this


Facade said:
Only.guys with a micropenis are seriously fucked.

They are only fucked in one way, not any other way, if you get my joke xD
 

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