Would jesus be incel in 2020?

[Dota]

 

[real truecel]

would slay in europe

 

[Animecel2D]

No tbh because he is Jesus

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

ethnic, short and homeless he would be a incel today

 

[Deleted member 21768]

He's jewish. Do jewish incels exist?

Serious question.

 

[Dota]

No tbh because he is Jesus

Without his jesus status

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Considering that apparently the bible said he was ugly, no. Besides in today's world kindness is seen as a weakness.

 

[Dota]

He's jewish. Do jewish incels exist?

Serious question.

Yeah they do

 

[Deleted member 24876]

no plently of christian foids exist

 

[FlamingCel]

probably if he wasnt god

 

[epillepsy]

Jesus could do miracles and hypnotize a foid to have sex with him.

 

[Speedloader]

Bad eye area

 

[goydivision]

He would probably cultmaxx, Charles Manson style. A lot of people forget that Jesus was charismatic and manipulative and brilliant; a perfect cult leader. He was also a false prophet and false god.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Considering that apparently the bible said he was ugly, no. Besides in today's world kindness is seen as a weakness.

Jesus was not kind, he used whips to beat merchants in the Temple.

He would probably cultmaxx, Charles Manson style. A lot of people forget that Jesus was charismatic and manipulative and brilliant; a perfect cult leader. He was also a false prophet and false god.

based

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Jesus was not kind, he used whips to beat merchants in the Temple.

based

Yeah because they were cheating people and lying about their products. He was decent the rest of the time.

 

[Caesercel]

He would probably cultmaxx, Charles Manson style. A lot of people forget that Jesus was charismatic and manipulative and brilliant; a perfect cult leader. He was also a false prophet and false god.

Who is the true god?

 

[CrackingYs]

Jesus was made in God's image. And based on most interpretations of Jesus, he was a bearded Chad. And God liked to rape women in their sleep, getting them pregnant, and then leave his kids to be raised by cuckolds.

So if Jesus were alive today I think he'd be slaying women on Tinder, and leaving a string of single baby mommas behind him.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Jesus was made in God's image. And based on most interpretations of Jesus, he was a bearded Chad. And God liked to rape women in their sleep, getting them pregnant, and then leave his kids to be raised by cuckolds.

So if Jesus were alive today I think he'd be slaying women on Tinder, and leaving a string of single baby mommas behind him.

1) Mary wasn't virgin, most scholars agree Mathew just added that cause he misread the Hebrew Isaiah prophecies. He most likely just had a normal birth.
2) I thought only Adam was made in God's image.
3)No, Jesus was ugly, it says s in revelations, but says Satan is the most beautiful of God's creations.

 

[CrackingYs]

1) Mary wasn't virgin, most scholars agree Mathew just added that cause he misread the Hebrew Isaiah prophecies. He most likely just had a normal birth.
2) I thought only Adam was made in God's image.
3)No, Jesus was ugly, it says s in revelations, but says Satan is the most beautiful of God's creations.

Religions are all made up bullshit anyways so there's no way to refute what anyone says (even scholars).

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Religions are all made up bullshit anyways so there's no way to refute what anyone says (even scholars).

It's all for the sake of argument.