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Discussion Would convert to a religion you don't like if it guarantees you a beautiful and virgin wife?

Would you convert to a religion for a pretty and virgin wife?

  • Yes

    Votes: 58 72.5%
  • No

    Votes: 22 27.5%

  • Total voters
    80
Uglyme

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Let's say for example you meet a Jewish girl and she's pretty, virgin, and she likes you and wants to marry you as long as you convert to Judaism (I use this faith as an example but you can take any other). Would you do it?
 
I don't want to cut my pee pee
 
volcel if you wouldnt
 
Well i don’t really have anything else going on for me...Sure why not
 
Judaism? Absolutely, and my peepee is already cut.
 
Anyone who does convert for any religion over a foid except for Islam is a cuck.
 
ONLY if I can start a cult within the religion that allows me to make the same guarantees to other men.
 
Nah man I'm not gonna lose a game of Aztec volleyball and get sacrificed just because I'm offered a mail order bride
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if she's attracted to me and not faking then yes
 
idk tbh depends on how much I don't like this religion though. If the religion states I can't have sex or must do some shit I don't want to then no.
 
I would. But I will not follow customs and traditions.
 
>yes
>"...jewish"
>no
 
volcel if you wouldnt

Bullshit.

Why would you willingly want to become a slave to an ideology?

All religions and ideologies are massive copes.

I wouldn't want a pretty virgin wife ... why? Because I'd still be ugly, genetic trash. Because I wouldnt want to produce ugly kids that look like me. I wouldn't want to doom them to my misery and existence.

Now if you said "Would you convert to a religion that could turn you into a Chad". Then I'd sign the fuck up.

No point having a pretty virgin wife when you're ugly. You know deep down she'll hate your guts, she'll see you as a vile piece of shit, and she'll fuck Chads behind your back (even if its punishable by death). She wont love you, she wont care about you.
if she's attracted to me and not faking then yes

If you're ugly, she'll be faking. No way around it.
 
I know you're referring to Islam.

The only reason I won't is because I refuse to convert to a religion whose followers genocided my ancestors.

With that said, muslims are lucky - all they have to do is go to the local imam and he'll arrange you a chick from somewhere. Even in western countries. Not even joking.

There's a reason you'll never see muslimcels in the incel world. Talking about REAL muslims here, not just those who are muslim in name only (like @RREEEEEEEEE who is a muslim in name only).
 
All religions are nothing more than a LARP so I might as well LARP and actually get something out of it. In the end, those 2 centimeters under your skull will always be yours, thus you can think whatever you want about the religion you're LARPing as. That being said, I don't want to get circumcised, which seems to be a requirement in some religions (Judaism, Islam, certain sects of Christianity) as I find circumcision to be a barbaric, Semitic concept.
 
Yes but I would only LARP I wouldn't actually believe it
 
I'm only a Christian and I only find Christian women good looking anyway. Also religion > everything to me.
 
No, having sex or not doesn't matter now that i know that women are nazi.
It fucking enrage me the fact that women are fucking nazist liars.
 
Yes, but if it’s Judaism then only under the condition that I don’t get my genitals mutilated
 
I can't really think of a religion I don't like except maybe scientology.
So if scientolofy don't count, I guess I would be fine with that. They're all practically the same.
Christians follow a high being while aiming to be good.
Jews follow a high being while aiming to be good.
Muslims follow a high being while aiming to be good and killing those that they see as evil.
Mormons follow a high being and might allow you to have multiple wives.
 
volcel if you wouldn't
 
I can't really think of a religion I don't like except maybe scientology.
So if scientolofy don't count, I guess I would be fine with that. They're all practically the same.
Christians follow a high being while aiming to be good.
Jews follow a high being while aiming to be good.
Muslims follow a high being while aiming to be good and killing those that they see as evil.
Mormons follow a high being and might allow you to have multiple wives.
:waitwhat:
 
Yep, I'd cut off my left hand for a cute virgin wife, changing religion is nothing
 
Yes of course, as long as the practices aren't extreme and/or painful you'd be a fool not to

Islamaxxing is one of the best paths an incel can take
 
some fag on here kept trying to send me emails on converting to be a mormon (guess he is religious-maxxing) but to be a mormon you give them like 50% of your check each month in dues and when i asked if i was eligible to get a teenage virgin wife (some elders have multiple fyi) the fucking mormon faggots said no i was too old but they could find some old bags around my age that were probably widowed or had less experience than others

IM A VIRGIN I EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN A VIRGIN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
 
Nope. I'm staying loyal to Christ forever. Even to a fiery death at the stake.
 
Of course, joining one of those religious groups in uni and meeting a cute religious foid and fucking them after marriage was one of my plans for ascension
 
I know you're referring to Islam.

The only reason I won't is because I refuse to convert to a religion whose followers genocided my ancestors.

With that said, muslims are lucky - all they have to do is go to the local imam and he'll arrange you a chick from somewhere. Even in western countries. Not even joking.

There's a reason you'll never see muslimcels in the incel world. Talking about REAL muslims here, not just those who are muslim in name only (like @RREEEEEEEEE who is a muslim in name only).
it's not that simple. also most Muslims wives are lazy fat and ugly even if they are virgin
 
Sure, I'm all in when it comes to authoritarianism anyways.
 
possibly.More leaning on yes.
 

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