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Experiment Would a life of inceldom be worth it if you were guaranteed $76 million USD on your 76th birthday

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You have to be an incel until you turn 76 years old, but you are guaranteed to live that long and receive $76 million USD or its equivalent on the day you turn 76.
 
This money will not make me happy
 
wtf am I gonna do at 76 years old. I'll probably have dementia at that age.
 
No point in all that money when you’re too old and decrepit to enjoy any of it
 
If it were $30M at 30 then maybe, but what's the point of getting that money at 76?
 
76 is only 40 years older than 36
Everyone in my family starts developing dementia once they reach 70. I will be a full blown retard by that age, shitting my pants and nonverbal.
 
No, what would I do with that much money at 76?
 
The average life expectancy in the US is 78. 2 years to "enjoy" the money as a decrepit old man, sounds nice.
 
The average life expectancy in the US is 78. 2 years to "enjoy" the money as a decrepit old man, sounds nice.
You're looking at the glass as half empty
 
There's a decent chance I'm not going to be alive at 76 and even if I was what would I do with it? Buy a house for myself to live in and will never get to give to my kids? My dick probably would have problems getting hard so fucking hookers is out of the question. Would probably have mobility issues so having long vacations in foreign countries is also out.

If it were $30M at 30 then maybe, but what's the point of getting that money at 76?
 
I'll be dead way before my 76th birthday
 
haha I'm the only Yes. XDD

My reasoning is that I'd just pass it on to my family members so they can be successful.
 
Hell no.I would rather choose to be a tribesman with a loyal wife in amazonian forest than to be an incel
 
Not much life left to enjoy your wealth, your only hope is betabuxxing a young gold digger who will get your inheritance when you finally croak.

Better to be wealthy in your 20s and 30s.
 
No, it wouldn't. That is way to late to have a healthy young life. That is way to late to not develop mental disorders in your mind from the exhaustion of being an incel. That is way too late to have a "fun-oriented" romantic and sexual relationship with someone. That is way to late to fall for an attractive foid and marry her. That is way to late to start a family. That is way to late to watch your kids grow up and head off to college. That is way to late to see those kids have kids of their own. All of it is way to late.

No amount of money can make up for missed opportunities. Adventure beats money any day of the week. Sometimes you do need money for adventure but plenty of Chads can make a decent wage and get a Stacy. They get to experience that adventure while we suffer. Fuck them all, those pieces of shit.
 
You have to be an incel until you turn 76 years old, but you are guaranteed to live that long and receive $76 million USD or its equivalent on the day you turn 76.
Oh cool now I can do basically nothing with my 76 million whatevers because a) the money is inflationary and b) Both my body and my mind are broken, I got bad knees, shitty reflexes and I misplace my keys often, my dick is permanently limp as well. What the fuck is that Ferrari gonna do?
 
No. The looks that Jeff Bezos ' girlfriend gave Leonardo DiCaprio convince me that being attractive is basically close to priceless or worth more than Jeff's Bezos' wealth.

The money would have lost most of its value from inflation like other said and decreased health due to aging could limit the enjoyment.
 
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I don't think being an escortcel at that age is as enjoyable since your libido won't be as high as in your prime, plus having to deal with problems like ED.
 

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