Substitute Subhuman
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You have to be an incel until you turn 76 years old, but you are guaranteed to live that long and receive $76 million USD or its equivalent on the day you turn 76.
Why?
But that's a million dollars for every year of your lifehell no
76 is only 40 years older than 36wtf am I gonna do at 76 years old. I'll probably have dementia at that age.
its 76 years old man. wtf will you do with that money ?But that's a million dollars for every year of your life
Everyone in my family starts developing dementia once they reach 70. I will be a full blown retard by that age, shitting my pants and nonverbal.76 is only 40 years older than 36
You can buy your copesIf it were $30M at 30 then maybe, but what's the point of getting that money at 76?
I won't have time to enjoy them. So what's the point?You can buy your copes
You might live to be 97. So you would have 21 years to enjoy your copesI won't have time to enjoy them. So what's the point?
You're looking at the glass as half emptyThe average life expectancy in the US is 78. 2 years to "enjoy" the money as a decrepit old man, sounds nice.
If it were $30M at 30 then maybe, but what's the point of getting that money at 76?
This too, btw.I'll be dead way before my 76th birthday
In the scenario, you're guaranteed to live until 76I'll be dead way before my 76th birthday
It's still not worth it imoIn the scenario, you're guaranteed to live until 76
In the scenario, you're guaranteed to live until 76
All you have to do is buy a calendar and mark off the days until you turn 76It's still not worth it imo
All you have to do is buy a calendar and mark off the days until you turn 76
Yeah, I don't know if I will get to live that long or if I want to.In the scenario, you're guaranteed to live until 76
Oh cool now I can do basically nothing with my 76 million whatevers because a) the money is inflationary and b) Both my body and my mind are broken, I got bad knees, shitty reflexes and I misplace my keys often, my dick is permanently limp as well. What the fuck is that Ferrari gonna do?You have to be an incel until you turn 76 years old, but you are guaranteed to live that long and receive $76 million USD or its equivalent on the day you turn 76.