worst escort session ever + sat there for 15 minutes roasting her and picking apart her flaws

[Genetic Error]

worst escort session ever

she was sexy as fuck

white but tanned as fuck skin with black hair, green eyes, like 8/10 face

but she was maybe like 32 instead of 26

she was romanian

but she got here and they asked me to come to the car

and it was some big paki guy in the car and he was looking at me funny

then she came inside

went to the toilet, probably timewasted like 5 mins stupid bitch but what can i even do??

then couldnt get hard cos her attitude was shit

eventually got hard and just did a few different positions

she kept saying stuff like im being too hard and shit and hurting her hair, so touchy man that disgusts me im never gonna pay one if shes like that again

she kept talking and every time she talked i went soft

so i just kept telling her to stfu and every time she talks it makes me go soft

then i finally cummed in her with like 15 mins left from an hour

honestly this was the shittest experience of my life i will never use them again and now i know what to look out for at the start for the attutite and how compliant they are

so i had like 15 minutes of just her sitting on me naked and talking

and she kept asking bullshit questions that i just made up random lies about

like this is my house not my parents and i have a wife

then got bored so i decided i will just try to pick apart every part about her in these 15 mins


so i started talking about shes not 26, shes like 40, and she looks a bit old

and she looked kinda insecure and kept making jokes about being old but i didnt laugh i just agreed she looks old

then started talking about so she's going to be an escort for the rest of her life? in like a condescending way

and she kept saying next next next but i kept pushing it cos i knew she had no answer and was embarrassed

then she finally said im going to do nails its £50 do 3 girls per day £300 per day

i said no one pays £50 for their nails done £10 maximum

delusional bitch

then started going onto her looks again

saying she maybe should get a boob job because they're a bit small

and she said nah i dont liek surgeries and i was trying to convince her they're a bit too small and she needs them because big boobs is so good

then i said what about ur lips and she admitted she got injections in her lips so i asked her to put the flash for me to inspect htem and i said they look wonky

then asked about her eye colour and she tried changing the conversation like 4-5 times

then asked her to put flash on her eye colour and it was dark green and i gave a eh look

and she pointed it at mien and they were blue and she knew she got mogged

then she kept trying to get her top and trousers but i just snatched it off her and put it on the other side of the room and made her sit there naked

then she started talking about her driver is "mafia" and i just said its bullshit and just ignored it

then the hour was up and she was walking off and i said

you know botox? she said yeah, i said you know botox? she said yeah, i said yeah u need it. and then she just walked off my drive



but yeah i kinda got done over with a shit experience and me picking apart every aspect of her made me feel a bit better but still kinda shit but at least i got to basically use her sexy asf body and make her insecure

 

[Caesercel]

Lmao

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

went to the toilet,

You should have filmed that

Spoiler

her attitude was shit

stupid modern bitches, they just don't have work ethic anymore

im being too hard and shit and hurting her hair

Well you should have smashed her face into the floor

i went soft

cuck

then i finally cummed in her with like 15 mins left from an hour

jfl they are disposable toilets ngl

and she looked kinda insecure

but god forbid if you mock that bitch's insecurity

delusional bitch

makes sense

she tried changing the conversation like 4-5 times

piece of crap

can't even respond like a human being

nd they were blue and she knew she got mogged

and made her sit there naked

stupid entitled bitch, you should have forced her to defecate herself and humiliate that trash until she commits suicide

and just ignored it

the way how you must treat these arrogant pieces of shit

and make her insecure

Based

 

[lemon21]

I see, that's a shame hope you get better sessions next time

 

[BPJ]

this is precisely why i have stopped escortcelling 10years ago. after all said and done, its just not worth compromising ur honor/ dignity/ and money over. but thats just my take.

 

[Mworld]

The looks is all they have. And theyre insecure asf about it. Good job

 

[ResidentHell]

Should have paid for 30 minutes. You basically paid a whore $50 - $100 to talk about nothing for 15 minutes.

 

[Genetic Error]

Should have paid for 30 minutes. You basically paid a whore $50 - $100 to talk about nothing for 15 minutes.

i know its bullshit, but 1 hour is minimum for outcall

i think i did the best i couldve done

 

[calimero]

no offense but no reason to beat her while she's down

 

[Genetic Error]

I see, that's a shame hope you get better sessions next time

thanks, idk how to find compliant and nice ones, why is it so hard

 

[Genetic Error]

no offense but no reason to beat her while she's down

nah she was being rude the entire session so i coomed and picked apart everything about her as payback

 

[fukurou]

should have ordered a doll

 

[PPEcel]

Bruh

 

[Genetic Error]

Bruh

wot lol

 

[PPEcel]

wot lol

I would've just left instead of hanging around such a shit whore

 

[Genetic Error]

I would've just left instead of hanging around such a shit whore

urgh yeah lesson learned

 

[PPEcel]

urgh yeah lesson learned

i myself made the same mistake in my earlier days

 

[Genetic Error]

i myself made the same mistake in my earlier days

any advice how to get compliant ones who let u do whatever u want to them? i wanna finger her pussy and kiss and shit but im not allowed to touch rn

 

[InMemoriam]

escortcels problems are not incels problems​

 

[Puppeter]

You should have filmed that

Spoiler

View attachment 662723

stupid modern bitches, they just don't have work ethic anymore

Well you should have smashed her face into the floor

cuck

jfl they are disposable toilets ngl

but god forbid if you mock that bitch's insecurity

makes sense

piece of crap

can't even respond like a human being



stupid entitled bitch, you should have forced her to defecate herself and humiliate that trash until she commits suicide

the way how you must treat these arrogant pieces of shit

Based

Need more

 

[PPEcel]

any advice how to get compliant ones who let u do whatever u want to them? i wanna finger her pussy and kiss and shit but im not allowed to touch rn

No alternative to looking at reviews on third-party sites

And sometimes you gotta pay for more expensive whores for better service

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Try Czech escorts, usually they are more professional.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

escortcels problems are not incels problems​

 

[Genetic Error]

Try Czech escorts, usually they are more professional.

ty

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Need more

more of what?

 

[nystagmuscel]

I see, that's a shame hope you get better sessions next time

 

[BertStanton]

worst escort session ever

she was sexy as fuck

white but tanned as fuck skin with black hair, green eyes, like 8/10 face

but she was maybe like 32 instead of 26

she was romanian

but she got here and they asked me to come to the car

and it was some big paki guy in the car and he was looking at me funny

then she came inside

went to the toilet, probably timewasted like 5 mins stupid bitch but what can i even do??

then couldnt get hard cos her attitude was shit

eventually got hard and just did a few different positions

she kept saying stuff like im being too hard and shit and hurting her hair, so touchy man that disgusts me im never gonna pay one if shes like that again

she kept talking and every time she talked i went soft

so i just kept telling her to stfu and every time she talks it makes me go soft

then i finally cummed in her with like 15 mins left from an hour

honestly this was the shittest experience of my life i will never use them again and now i know what to look out for at the start for the attutite and how compliant they are

so i had like 15 minutes of just her sitting on me naked and talking

and she kept asking bullshit questions that i just made up random lies about

like this is my house not my parents and i have a wife

then got bored so i decided i will just try to pick apart every part about her in these 15 mins


so i started talking about shes not 26, shes like 40, and she looks a bit old

and she looked kinda insecure and kept making jokes about being old but i didnt laugh i just agreed she looks old

then started talking about so she's going to be an escort for the rest of her life? in like a condescending way

and she kept saying next next next but i kept pushing it cos i knew she had no answer and was embarrassed

then she finally said im going to do nails its £50 do 3 girls per day £300 per day

i said no one pays £50 for their nails done £10 maximum

delusional bitch

then started going onto her looks again

saying she maybe should get a boob job because they're a bit small

and she said nah i dont liek surgeries and i was trying to convince her they're a bit too small and she needs them because big boobs is so good

then i said what about ur lips and she admitted she got injections in her lips so i asked her to put the flash for me to inspect htem and i said they look wonky

then asked about her eye colour and she tried changing the conversation like 4-5 times

then asked her to put flash on her eye colour and it was dark green and i gave a eh look

and she pointed it at mien and they were blue and she knew she got mogged

then she kept trying to get her top and trousers but i just snatched it off her and put it on the other side of the room and made her sit there naked

then she started talking about her driver is "mafia" and i just said its bullshit and just ignored it

then the hour was up and she was walking off and i said

you know botox? she said yeah, i said you know botox? she said yeah, i said yeah u need it. and then she just walked off my drive



but yeah i kinda got done over with a shit experience and me picking apart every aspect of her made me feel a bit better but still kinda shit but at least i got to basically use her sexy asf body and make her insecure

Lol, yes a bitch talking and saying stupid during sex is an erection killer they just want you to stop fucking them and walk away with your cash without you getting your cum on
try not to pay up front

 

[Despicablecel]

imagine fucking an escort over 20, the domination aspect just isn't there

 

[Puppeter]

more of what?

Peeing vids

 

[punishedweasel]

imagine fucking an escort over 20, the domination aspect just isn't there

GrAYcel take, plus there is no domination aspect bc she is literally taking your money you dumb paypig

 

[AsiaCel]

Low inhibit

 

[LeFrenchCel]

escortcels problems are not incels problems​

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Peeing vids

she was pooping

 

[dirlewanger88]

I'm dead, my lungs hurts

 

[lifefuel]

eh, you can't hurt women of that variety. She's a human flesh light for a living.

 

[Emba]

I thought. You really roasted her like a pig on a spit...

 

[Puppeter]

she was pooping

Doesnt matter man

 

[Shrek]

All whores are from Eastern Europe

 

[Izayacel]

eh, you can't hurt women of that variety. She's a human flesh light for a living.

 

[Sheogorath]

would not pay to watch OP fuck the whore but would pay to watch him interrogate her like this

 

[Genetic Error]

would not pay to watch OP fuck the whore but would pay to watch him interrogate her like this

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Escortsimpers.is

 

[Genetic Error]

Escortsimpers.is

what i literally antisimped

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Doesnt matter man

Why do you have cobra cai as AVI

 

[My Name Jeff]

cucked to pay a worthless foid money

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

what i literally antisimped

You gave her money YES or NO?

 

[Puppeter]

Why do you have cobra cai as AVI

Its not him tf

 

[Moe Green]

Lololol

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

 

[Remaincel]

Did you at least fuck her?