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By playing WoW all day for years and getting fatter and uglier, the game basically hamstrung an entire generation of young men from living life and an having normal life experiences. I propose we bring a class action lawsuit against Blizz for robbing us of our formative years.
All those long, drawn out, routine days/weeks/months/years of grinding the same content over and over and over and over again could have been time spent getting in shape, staying healthy, getting relationships and sex, etc. Our entire teen/young adult lives are the same handful of endgame instances, played tens of thousands of times. Blizz stole our lives from us and now we stink like poop and are too fat and riddled with acne to get laid.
We will never know what it is like to be a strapping teenager fucking that sweet, tight, firm teenage pussy and enjoying all those young, hard teenage bodies (all legally, since we would have been of an age.) We will never know what it is like even for a grown woman to want our dicks either, since we are now so undesirable, thanks to WoW ruining us for all time. It's time we saved what little dignity we have left and sued the shit out of Blizzard.
All those long, drawn out, routine days/weeks/months/years of grinding the same content over and over and over and over again could have been time spent getting in shape, staying healthy, getting relationships and sex, etc. Our entire teen/young adult lives are the same handful of endgame instances, played tens of thousands of times. Blizz stole our lives from us and now we stink like poop and are too fat and riddled with acne to get laid.
We will never know what it is like to be a strapping teenager fucking that sweet, tight, firm teenage pussy and enjoying all those young, hard teenage bodies (all legally, since we would have been of an age.) We will never know what it is like even for a grown woman to want our dicks either, since we are now so undesirable, thanks to WoW ruining us for all time. It's time we saved what little dignity we have left and sued the shit out of Blizzard.