Serious Wondering if I should buy tickets for a foid

[janoycresva]

I'm going to college in Boston next month and there's a comedy show starring one of my favorite comedians near by. I'm going to buy a ticket for myself and go alone but I was wondering if just in case, I should buy an extra ticket for a foid. It's like 40 buckaroos tho so idk... The reason for this is it's college so there is a potential to ascend and if I ever do my first approach (never approached a female to show I have sexual interest in my life), I think asking her to a comedy night would be less stress for me than going to dinner (mainly because I won't have to talk as much). Although the seating arrangement will expose my side profile which is horrendous. Anyways, theres a 90% chance that I won't muster up the balls to even ask but just in case, should i do it?

 

[Legionarivs]

Paying a ticket for a femoid who will probably only use you to enjoy the show for free while thinking at Chad is for cucks bro, don't do it!

 

[janoycresva]

Paying a ticket for a femoid who will probably only use you to enjoy the show for free while thinking at Chad is for cucks bro, don't do it!

i know bro but i really want some puss puss

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Don't !!! Go with a friend or alone...just don't pay for a foid....or at least trick her and make her pay her own ticket.

 

[janoycresva]

Don't !!! Go with a friend or alone...just don't pay for a foid....or at least trick her and make her pay her own ticket.

i don't have any friends, tickets will get sold out soon if I don't buy

 

[FuckEmAll]

It will cost you at least $100 (show + drinks) with zero chance for puss puss. Go alone, or don't go at all and spend the money on a hooker.

 

[Legionarivs]

i know bro but i really want some puss puss

Me too, but paying services to foids it's the best way to become their beta providers, while still getting no pussy.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

i don't have any friends, tickets will get sold out soon if I don't buy

Go by yourself then..don't pay for her. I know it's your money but seriously it's not worth it.

 

[NeiboltStreet]

I'm going to college in Boston next month and there's a comedy show starring one of my favorite comedians near by. I'm going to buy a ticket for myself and go alone but I was wondering if just in case, I should buy an extra ticket for a foid. It's like 40 buckaroos tho so idk... The reason for this is it's college so there is a potential to ascend and if I ever do my first approach (never approached a female to show I have sexual interest in my life), I think asking her to a comedy night would be less stress for me than going to dinner (mainly because I won't have to talk as much). Although the seating arrangement will expose my side profile which is horrendous. Anyways, theres a 90% chance that I won't muster up the balls to even ask but just in case, should i do it?

Don't buy stuff for her. If you get into a conversation with a foid about that show and she shows interest in going there with you, tell her you'll get tickets but she'll pay hers. Don't say you already have tickets, say you're going to get them for the two of you of she gives you the money for hers. That way you've done something (acquiring the tickets) but haven't paid for her.

 

[janoycresva]

Don't buy stuff for her. If you get into a conversation with a foid about that show and she shows interest in going there with you, tell her you'll get tickets but she'll pay hers. Don't say you already have tickets, say you're going to get them for the two of you of she gives you the money for hers. That way you've done something (acquiring the tickets) but haven't paid for her.

I'm too much of a cuck, I wouldn't be able to tell a foid that she has to pay her own way w/o stuttering like a maniac.

 

[NeiboltStreet]

I'm too much of a cuck, I wouldn't be able to tell a foid that she has to pay her own way w/o stuttering like a maniac.

If you can do it somehow, she would appreciate it!

 

[San Salvador]

NO!

 

[WakeMeUpIncel]

Why

I'm going to college in Boston next month and there's a comedy show starring one of my favorite comedians near by. I'm going to buy a ticket for myself and go alone but I was wondering if just in case, I should buy an extra ticket for a foid. It's like 40 buckaroos tho so idk... The reason for this is it's college so there is a potential to ascend and if I ever do my first approach (never approached a female to show I have sexual interest in my life), I think asking her to a comedy night would be less stress for me than going to dinner (mainly because I won't have to talk as much). Although the seating arrangement will expose my side profile which is horrendous. Anyways, theres a 90% chance that I won't muster up the balls to even ask but just in case, should i do it?

Buy the ticket AFTER she says yes? Why before?

 

[janoycresva]

Why

Buy the ticket AFTER she says yes? Why before?

theres no time, tickets will be sold out by this week before I even get to college

 

[WakeMeUpIncel]

theres no time, tickets will be sold out by this week before I even get to college

I would hold out on this one

 

[znbox]

theres no time, tickets will be sold out by this week before I even get to college

Sounds like a horrible idea. Imagine the humiliation if she says no thanks. Ask yourself if you really are capable of inviting someone in a "don't-give-a-fuck" tone and not being stressed and awkward af?

 

[Gepard]

You're rushing too much. Slow down. Surely another chance will come soon, this one just seems like it could go really wrong man.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Give her an ultimatum: no sex, no ticket.

 

[Colin]

Don't do it. You'll feel more pressure on yourself to try to use the night to ascend knowing you've spent that money on her ticket, and since you don't seem too confident in the first place, this will not help your chances. Your best bet is to talk to girl/s you like about the show and try to gauge their interest and see if they'll go with you (while paying for their own ticket).

 

[janoycresva]

Sounds like a horrible idea. Imagine the humiliation if she says no thanks. Ask yourself if you really are capable of inviting someone in a "don't-give-a-fuck" tone and not being stressed and awkward af?

yeah getting rejected would be pretty bad it piss

Give her an ultimatum: no sex, no ticket.

lol she'll just want Chad's penor

 

[znbox]

yeah getting rejected would be pretty bad it piss

lol she'll just want Chad's penor

Wait I didn't get do you have anyone specific in mind? Or just any female?

 

[Ironicallyhandsomcel]

Don’t do it if you’re ugly

 

[Zielony4]

Why would you even ask that?

 

[incel4layf]

You will come back from the show, with 100$ less than you had, you will wish your fingers fell down before you could buy the tickets, you won't even enjoy the show because all you think about will be "i wasted money", "i have no chance" "im truly undesirable" during the show.

t. someone who has been there

 

[AmeriCel64]

Paying a ticket for a femoid who will probably only use you to enjoy the show for free while thinking at Chad is for cucks bro, don't do it!

i know bro but i really want some puss puss

If she does just go with you for the show you prob won't get any puss puss though.. sorry.

 

[janoycresva]

Wait I didn't get do you have anyone specific in mind? Or just any female?

any female lol

 

[Zaetheus]

Why would you even ask that?

 

[znbox]

any female lol

Dunno man. They are automatically prone to reject any sign of attention from a sub-8. If you knew someone specific it would be easier. Anyway, try to play it cool as if you aren't interested in her whatsoever because a female automatically shuts off when she suspects even the slightest possibility of sympathy from an incel.

I heard about a method, dunno if it'll work for an incel, but if you pretend you like another girl in front of a female, she might become jealous over time and fall for you. But she will at least keep you around because you don't threaten her by liking another female.

 

[janoycresva]

Dunno man. They are automatically prone to reject any sign of attention from a sub-8. If you knew someone specific it would be easier. Anyway, try to play it cool as if you aren't interested in her whatsoever because a female automatically shuts off when she suspects even the slightest possibility of sympathy from an incel.

I heard about a method, dunno if it'll work for an incel, but if you pretend you like another girl in front of a female, she might become jealous over time and fall for you. But she will at least keep you around because you don't threaten her by liking another female.

Thanks for the advice. Im gonna gymmaxxx and hopefully this will allow me to acquire a foid once they ask for help with liftening. Then Ill implement your ideas.

 

[The Abyss]

Fuck no, dinner dates are shit too.

 

[znbox]

Thanks for the advice. Im gonna gymmaxxx and hopefully this will allow me to acquire a foid once they ask for help with liftening. Then Ill implement your ideas.

I thought you already gymmaxed. I saw a photo of your quads they are like twice the size my waist.

 

[janoycresva]

I thought you already gymmaxed. I saw a photo of your quads they are like twice the size my waist.

thanks mate but I need to gymcel even harder this coming semester, i need to pull 600 and squat 550 to attract attention from the foids, its the only way.

 

[znbox]

thanks mate but I need to gymcel even harder this coming semester, i need to pull 600 and squat 550 to attract attention from the foids, its the only way.

Do they really care how much you pull through? Can you show a photo of your body or a body that looks like yours?

 

[Hoez4life]

Everyone will be with someone you will look weird going alone. Do it even if you doing get anything out of it.

 

[janoycresva]

Do they really care how much you pull through? Can you show a photo of your body or a body that looks like yours?

No my physique is shit, I'd need to cut down to 160-170 to be shredded to the point of where you could see my muscles. However, I'd look like I don't even lift in a shirt being that skinny. Natural bodybuilding can be fun but it's super hard and I don't have time in school to do it. The only way to impress foids as a natural is to be able to strength mog most people at the gym. When you're strength mogging, you can't be fat though, this is important.

Everyone will be with someone you will look weird going alone. Do it even if you doing get anything out of it.

this is what I was thinking

 

[znbox]

The only way to impress foids as a natural is to be able to strength mog most people at the gym.

I really don't think females give a fuck whether you squat 300 or 500.

 

[YungCell]

Meh, it all depends on if you're a fakecel, because if you're a truecel there is a 0% a foid will take that ticket.

 

[znbox]

Meh, it all depends on if you're a fakecel, because if you're a truecel there is a 0% a foid will take that ticket.

he is a trueacnecel

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Paying a ticket for a femoid who will probably only use you to enjoy the show for free while thinking at Chad is for cucks bro, don't do it!

 

[janoycresva]

I really don't think females give a fuck whether you squat 300 or 500.

prob not but it could be worth a shot

 

[ParanoidAnon]

I'm going to college in Boston next month and there's a comedy show starring one of my favorite comedians near by. I'm going to buy a ticket for myself and go alone but I was wondering if just in case, I should buy an extra ticket for a foid. It's like 40 buckaroos tho so idk... The reason for this is it's college so there is a potential to ascend and if I ever do my first approach (never approached a female to show I have sexual interest in my life), I think asking her to a comedy night would be less stress for me than going to dinner (mainly because I won't have to talk as much). Although the seating arrangement will expose my side profile which is horrendous. Anyways, theres a 90% chance that I won't muster up the balls to even ask but just in case, should i do it?

Well if the ticket ain't expensive i would do it. Don't invite a chick out of your league though or she will hurt you either rejecting the invite or during the show. It won't get you laid at the first date but maybe you'll have more chances in the future, either with her, or with someone else. Talking to a femoid will boost your self-esteem and you'll learn to be more natural (less weird) with them. All on paper ofc, ain't no dating guru.