Mickeyonacid
I'm killing myself on 1/25/2019. Hold me to this.
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- Joined
- Jul 8, 2018
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It's so fucking hilarious to laugh at these redpill testosterone obsessed LARPers that supposedly fuck the entire population of females every single day talk about how when women see these guys they immediately start playing with their hair.
That's bullshit. Do you seriously believe that if a girl is attracted to you she won't try to let you know? She's going to approach you, start a conversation, and insert herself into your life. She's not gonna fuckin' leave clues around like some episode of Scooby Doo and hope to god you just happen to pick up on them. JFL if you actually think that because a woman glanced in your general direction and touched a strand of her hair that she wants to ride your dick. If you're an attractive guy, your life isn't a fucking mystery novel when it comes to picking up women, getting sex and companionship is about as easy as Blue's Clues where you can guess the exact answer just by the theme of the episode 2 seconds in.
"She batted her eyes at me" NO DUMBASS SHE JUST FUCKING BLINKED
"I caught her looking at me once" NO DUMBASS SHE JUST LOOKED IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
"She played with her hair" NO DUMBASS SHE'S JUST FIXING IT SO SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR CHAD
"Her feet are pointed towards me" NO DUMBASS HER FEET JUST HAPPENED TO DO THAT ONE TIME AND YOU JUST HAPPENED TO NOTICE AND OBSESS OVER IT
The "small hints that women show" idea is the biggest cope I've ever fucking heard, and 99% of the time it leaves you with a new oneitis because her left pinkie toe happened to be pointing toward you for a quarter of a second.
That's bullshit. Do you seriously believe that if a girl is attracted to you she won't try to let you know? She's going to approach you, start a conversation, and insert herself into your life. She's not gonna fuckin' leave clues around like some episode of Scooby Doo and hope to god you just happen to pick up on them. JFL if you actually think that because a woman glanced in your general direction and touched a strand of her hair that she wants to ride your dick. If you're an attractive guy, your life isn't a fucking mystery novel when it comes to picking up women, getting sex and companionship is about as easy as Blue's Clues where you can guess the exact answer just by the theme of the episode 2 seconds in.
"She batted her eyes at me" NO DUMBASS SHE JUST FUCKING BLINKED
"I caught her looking at me once" NO DUMBASS SHE JUST LOOKED IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
"She played with her hair" NO DUMBASS SHE'S JUST FIXING IT SO SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR CHAD
"Her feet are pointed towards me" NO DUMBASS HER FEET JUST HAPPENED TO DO THAT ONE TIME AND YOU JUST HAPPENED TO NOTICE AND OBSESS OVER IT
The "small hints that women show" idea is the biggest cope I've ever fucking heard, and 99% of the time it leaves you with a new oneitis because her left pinkie toe happened to be pointing toward you for a quarter of a second.