God I know what you mean, I was walking down the road the other day and this 9/10 girl was sitting on a bench crying her eyes out. Naturally every man in the area was comforting her, but I noticed none of them were anything above a 5/10. I was feeling nice so I went over to her and sat next to her, I asked her what was wrong...She blew her nose and looked up at me and told me her story of woe.
Turned out that she hadn't been propositioned sex for an entire week (I know right, can you even contemplate not getting a casual sexual encounter in an ENTIRE week?) I was taken aback slightly, I felt myself swallow a bit of vomit, composing myself I calmly asked her "What about Tinder?" She doubled down and howled with sorrow, she passed me her phone, I was stunned...a light layer of cold sweat was glazing over my brow...I coughed a little to clear my dry throat...Looking at her Tinder she'd only had 62 matches this week. I was stunned, sickened.
I handed her phone back and feeling sorry for the poor girl I offered her a coffee, she sniffed slightly, rubbed her eyes and looked at me for the first time, she cleared her throat and said "Can we just be friends?".
