Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose. Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Disclaimer: This account was made for entertainment purposes only, anything said/done by this account is all a joke and doesn't mean anything. If any Intelligence agency is reading this, I do not associate myself with anyone nor entity on this forum. I am not liable for any damages this account causes because IT'S ALL A JOKE All posts made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire with no violent or illegal intent. Any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose. THE POST, ALL NAMES, CHARACTERS AND INCIDENTS PORTRAYED IN THE MAKING ARE FICTITIOUS. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS, PLACES, BUILDINGS AND PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED. This post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the owner of this account. Everything stated in this post is not necessarily true. All of my posts are satire and not to be taken seriously.
