SchrodingersDick
Better incel than jestermaxxing for scraps
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story time
https://www.thundersplace.org/injuries-treatments/banding-my-penis.html
CLIFFS:
OP's girlfriend likes it when his dick swells up right before ejaculation.
OP loves his girlfriend and wants to please/impress her
OP thinks of a way to keep it swollen like this.. to please his gf
he goes to his friends farm, tries on a band
a band is a very small, tight rubber band used for castrating farm animals by denying the tissues with oxygen rich blood
einsteinIQ/10
he tried it on, it swells up to his liking, then continues swelling up to the point where he can't even see the band anymore
there's nothing around to cut it off with
he drives home with it on, planning on cutting it off with a knife
so far its been on 5 hours
he cuts it off, but the damage is done. his dick is now yellow and grey
doc says the tissues are dying, they have to amputate
so they amputate
takes him a few weeks to recover
he tells his gf he would understand if she chose not to stay
"teehee ill stay baby, se'll get through this, we're strong"
so they order a strap on and an ajaculating dildo
he fucks her with that, eats her pussy, etc
but she loves being "filled" (her words).. with either a fat cock, or cum, or both
the dildo and pussy eating just isn't doing it for her
she starts getting her holes filled by some other guy
OP finds out
she breaks up with him, and she calls him "a dickless freak"
as if thats not enough, she tells her best friend that OP doesnt have a dick
her best friend tells everybody she knows
OP's family finds out
now he can't stand having sexual urges while not having a dick, so he gets chemically castrated
THE END
I don't have words to explain how fucked up this is.. but TEEHEE I NEED TO FEEL FULL SO FUCK YOU DICKLESS FREAK IM GONNA GO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE FILL UP MY HOLES WITH THEIR CUM.. I JUST PERSANLLY PREFER TO FEEL FULLLLLLL AND STRETCHED OUT TEEHEEEEE I HAVE NEEDS I NEED A FAT DICK STRETCHING ME OUT UNTIL I CRY AND MOAN
god.. fuck foids.. I hate them so much.. they are not at all what we were brought up to think they are.. they are not the Disney princesses we thought they were.. they are cold, calculating, selfish, disloyal, disgusting, vile, eugenics automatons and all they think about their precious fucking holes being pumped full of cum and making sure that any given moment, they're looking extremely fertile and ready to drink cum and be impregnated on the off chance they run into a gigachad.
I truly hope he kills her.. and we'll find out if he does.. "dickiess guy kills gf" will make for a super catchy clickbait headline. it'll be all over the news.
https://www.thundersplace.org/injuries-treatments/banding-my-penis.html
CLIFFS:
OP's girlfriend likes it when his dick swells up right before ejaculation.
OP loves his girlfriend and wants to please/impress her
OP thinks of a way to keep it swollen like this.. to please his gf
he goes to his friends farm, tries on a band
a band is a very small, tight rubber band used for castrating farm animals by denying the tissues with oxygen rich blood
einsteinIQ/10
he tried it on, it swells up to his liking, then continues swelling up to the point where he can't even see the band anymore
there's nothing around to cut it off with
he drives home with it on, planning on cutting it off with a knife
so far its been on 5 hours
he cuts it off, but the damage is done. his dick is now yellow and grey
doc says the tissues are dying, they have to amputate
so they amputate
takes him a few weeks to recover
he tells his gf he would understand if she chose not to stay
"teehee ill stay baby, se'll get through this, we're strong"
so they order a strap on and an ajaculating dildo
he fucks her with that, eats her pussy, etc
but she loves being "filled" (her words).. with either a fat cock, or cum, or both
the dildo and pussy eating just isn't doing it for her
she starts getting her holes filled by some other guy
OP finds out
she breaks up with him, and she calls him "a dickless freak"
as if thats not enough, she tells her best friend that OP doesnt have a dick
her best friend tells everybody she knows
OP's family finds out
now he can't stand having sexual urges while not having a dick, so he gets chemically castrated
THE END
I don't have words to explain how fucked up this is.. but TEEHEE I NEED TO FEEL FULL SO FUCK YOU DICKLESS FREAK IM GONNA GO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE FILL UP MY HOLES WITH THEIR CUM.. I JUST PERSANLLY PREFER TO FEEL FULLLLLLL AND STRETCHED OUT TEEHEEEEE I HAVE NEEDS I NEED A FAT DICK STRETCHING ME OUT UNTIL I CRY AND MOAN
god.. fuck foids.. I hate them so much.. they are not at all what we were brought up to think they are.. they are not the Disney princesses we thought they were.. they are cold, calculating, selfish, disloyal, disgusting, vile, eugenics automatons and all they think about their precious fucking holes being pumped full of cum and making sure that any given moment, they're looking extremely fertile and ready to drink cum and be impregnated on the off chance they run into a gigachad.
I truly hope he kills her.. and we'll find out if he does.. "dickiess guy kills gf" will make for a super catchy clickbait headline. it'll be all over the news.