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Serious Woman makes guy sign 17 page relationship contract

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Enlightened_Alien

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She makes him sign a 17 page contract saying things such as he can't tell who she can hang out with, he has to pay for date nights, he has to work out five times a week etc.
View: https://youtu.be/WiC1XaFcOj0
 
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Enlightened_Alien said:
She makes him sign a 17 page contract saying things such as he can't tell who she can hang out with, he has to pay for date nights, he has to work out five times a week etc.
View: https://youtu.be/WiC1XaFcOj0
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::feelsrope:
no words
 
TheProphetMuscle

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Simps disgust me
 
Broly

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Imagine wanting to be in a relationship
This is what awaits for non chads
 
Linesnap99

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Imahine signing that horse shit cucktract.
 
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Broly said:
Imagine wanting to be in a relationship
This is what awaits for non chads
did you change your pfp?
 
Broly

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dannybud said:
did you change your pfp?
Yes but this is an old one
 
Undervalued

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Simps are just brain dead tbh.
 
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Like in the old days. "The parties named hereafter shall participate in conjugal relations at least twice annually. In exchange, Mrs. John Doe shall annually receive the sum of fifty thousand pound sterling to spend on apparel and footwear of her choice." :feelsthink:
 
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They're just doing it openly and more honestly.
99.99% of relationships are purely transactional in nature, the participants are just pretending as if they're not.
 
oldcel75

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Life of sub8 men. She is even not a stacy.
 
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Enlightened_Alien said:
he has to pay for date nights, he has to work out five times a week etc.
What the fuck
 
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>TikTok relationships
Heh.:feelshaha:
 
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Burn this simp at the stake
 
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