If you're not from New Zealand, you might not know much about this place. Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings. Jacinda Ardern, a leftist hole politician who single-handedly saved our entire country from covid-19 (just ask her. Or buy her book 
)
What you might not know, is that we recently got a new paid public holiday called "Matariki" (think, Mudder E. Key and you've got it about right.)
Supposedly, Matariki is our indigenous people's name for the Pleiades constellation.
In the last few years, our woke, white-hating globohomo government, media and civil service have apparently "rediscovered" that our lovely indigenous fam used to be great astronomers, mystics and warrior poets... Apparently, they observed the first rise of "matariki" (Pleiades) above the horizon in the southern hemisphere midwinter every year, and they marked that as the beginning of their new year.
I'm not too sure how they would have accomplished this, when only the very wealthiest and most powerful tribes lived by the sea on our east coast and would have had any way of seeing the horizon (let alone the Pleiades rising over it for the first time in months) when the entire country was covered in dense cold rainforest. Everyone else lived deep in the forest, and they were engaged in constant genocidal tribal warfare and cannibalism. If you travel around our north island where they lived, any traditional carved totem pole you see, usually commemorates an occasion where some hero led a war party of tribe A and absolutely annihilated tribe B, leaving only a few women and girls alive to become sex slaves.
(Today they exist as a scum of absolute ghetto trash, perpetually methed up, raping and killing their own children with monotonous regularity, and blaming it all on "colonization" I.e. wypipo did this. The ones who have reconstituted some kind of historical tribal identity, can enjoy a never-ending gravy train of white guilt money from the government.)
So this supposed astronomical tradition seems kinda fanciful and far-fetched to me. Other traditional stories of the indigenous people include:
So that's their culture. If you want something, steal it. If people won't do what you want, bash them. Just orcs basically.
But it turns out I had that all wrong, and our indigenous people were actually scientists and astronomers, just ask anyone who's on the white guilt money train.
So here I am, sitting on my white ass on my white couch, in my white house, enjoying a white cup of coffee and getting paid for it by my white employers.
Thanks, shitskin cannibal ooga boogas!
)What you might not know, is that we recently got a new paid public holiday called "Matariki" (think, Mudder E. Key and you've got it about right.)
Supposedly, Matariki is our indigenous people's name for the Pleiades constellation.
In the last few years, our woke, white-hating globohomo government, media and civil service have apparently "rediscovered" that our lovely indigenous fam used to be great astronomers, mystics and warrior poets... Apparently, they observed the first rise of "matariki" (Pleiades) above the horizon in the southern hemisphere midwinter every year, and they marked that as the beginning of their new year.
I'm not too sure how they would have accomplished this, when only the very wealthiest and most powerful tribes lived by the sea on our east coast and would have had any way of seeing the horizon (let alone the Pleiades rising over it for the first time in months) when the entire country was covered in dense cold rainforest. Everyone else lived deep in the forest, and they were engaged in constant genocidal tribal warfare and cannibalism. If you travel around our north island where they lived, any traditional carved totem pole you see, usually commemorates an occasion where some hero led a war party of tribe A and absolutely annihilated tribe B, leaving only a few women and girls alive to become sex slaves.
(Today they exist as a scum of absolute ghetto trash, perpetually methed up, raping and killing their own children with monotonous regularity, and blaming it all on "colonization" I.e. wypipo did this. The ones who have reconstituted some kind of historical tribal identity, can enjoy a never-ending gravy train of white guilt money from the government.)
So this supposed astronomical tradition seems kinda fanciful and far-fetched to me. Other traditional stories of the indigenous people include:
- How the demi-god Māui wanted the days to be longer, so he asked the sun to travel slower. When the sun refused Māui violently assaulted him do make him to what Māui wanted.
- How the demi-god Māui wanted fire, so he stole it from someone who had it.
So that's their culture. If you want something, steal it. If people won't do what you want, bash them. Just orcs basically.
But it turns out I had that all wrong, and our indigenous people were actually scientists and astronomers, just ask anyone who's on the white guilt money train.
So here I am, sitting on my white ass on my white couch, in my white house, enjoying a white cup of coffee and getting paid for it by my white employers.
Thanks, shitskin cannibal ooga boogas!
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