iamsubhuman
I'm evil, nigga.
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When I was young, I had a couple of near-death experiences.
- jumped into the deep end of a public pool like a dumbass, was drowning but a stranger saved me
- choked on an ice cream with nuts in it, but a relative got it out
- when my grandma was gonna beat me (beatings are common in latino households lol), i ran outside and a car was coming, but they stopped before they could hit me