Based Wiping my ass with Normie Soap

[Abomination]

The toilet paper in my dorm's bathroom at uni is absolute shit-tier, so I took this idea from the curries. However, instead of using my own hand to wipe my ass, I'm using the bar of soap used for washing our hands.

I take the bar of soap with me to the toilet stall, take a shit, then wipe most of the shit off with the toilet paper, and then I head over to the shower stall, turn on the water, and proceed to rub the soap in between my asscheeks until there's nothing left. Of course, I let the water wash all of the shit off of the soap for ~10-20 seconds before returning the soap.

I've done this 4 times already and there are probably normies with particles of my shit on their hands right now jfl

I'm thinking of taking the soap from the foids' restroom next time tbh

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Absolutely based lmfao

 

[seija]

Now thats based, but how does the soap feel on your ass or in-between your ass cheeks?

 

[Deleted member 6018]

Haha that’s fucking hilarious

 

[Abomination]

Now thats based, but how does the soap feel on your ass or in-between your ass cheeks?

It's actually really good. It even beats out baby wipes, and it's definitely effective. 5-10 seconds of rubbing frothy soap on my ass, and I'm done

 

[seija]

It's actually really good. It even beats out baby wipes, and it's definitely effective. 5-10 seconds of rubbing frothy soap on my ass, and I'm done

Whew that sounds like a good idea, maybe I'll do that once I get to college. But considering my options I'll probably continue living at home.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

LMAO. Based AF.

 

[HoustonOilers]

The toilet paper in my dorm's bathroom at uni is absolute shit-tier, so I took this idea from the curries. However, instead of using my own hand to wipe my ass, I'm using the bar of soap used for washing our hands.

I take the bar of soap with me to the toilet stall, take a shit, then wipe most of the shit off with the toilet paper, and then I head over to the shower stall, turn on the water, and proceed to rub the soap in between my asscheeks until there's nothing left. Of course, I let the water wash all of the shit off of the soap for ~10-20 seconds before returning the soap.

I've done this 4 times already and there are probably normies with particles of my shit on their hands right now jfl

I'm thinking of taking the soap from the foids' restroom next time tbh

why are you still in uni if July?

 

[Abomination]

why are you still in uni if July?

I have to take a general ed class over the summer to graduate on time lol

But there are still plenty of other students around during the summer

 

[78980n]

Yikes. And you wonder why you're incel

 

[Abomination]

Yikes. And you wonder why you're incel

Hello IT

 

[Modus Coperandi]

LMAO

 

[TheSecondComing]

bars of soap in public bathrooms? who the heck would even use them?

 

[Wiseman]

The normies had it coming tbh

 

[ihaveno1]

wipes me

 

[Deleted member 677]

bars of soap in public bathrooms? who the heck would even use them?

 

[Dionysus]

you need a medal

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Wiping your ass with normie photo albums is far more satisfying

 

[Schizoidcel]

soaps me

 

[FlamingCel]

soaps me

 

[Deleted member 2686]

whatever you do

DONT DROP DA SOAP

HE IS WAITING

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Based and low inhib tbh

 

[jerrycan dan]

this is why I always wash bars of soap under the tap before I actually use them

 

[Deleted member 16455]

lmao wtf

 

[TheNEET]

I don't have a bidet at home, so I usually use the shower to clean my asshole again (after wiping it with paper)
just wiping feels dirty and makes my skin irritated (maybe because I compensate the lack of wet-cleansing with harsh wiping)

 

[Insomniac]

wipes me

 

[SupremeG]

This is gay as fuck and disgusting.