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Discussion Will you be seeing the Minecraft film?

JewApologist

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Since I love minecraft I might go, but the film doesn't look very good. I'd much rather have an animated production using the same animation as seen in the minecraft trailers.
 
I'm not sure
If i do, i'll just watch it on a pirate site
 
I think I am an outlier but I thought it looked really cool
 
It looks like trash and i'm not too much of a minecraft fan tbh
 
No, It should have been animated.
 
I never got into minecraft so i wont.
 
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Since I love minecraft I might go, but the film doesn't look very good. I'd much rather have an animated production using the same animation as seen in the minecraft trailers.
Should have been animated tbh
 
Since its not animated, and judging by the trailer

It doesnt look like it provides fan service

It looks more like they yanked the idea of minecraft for a kids movie to just make up for kids

A bit dissapointing but I dont mind

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What I dont like is this massive fat black sheboon which they put in for woke points
 
can't wait to see
 
No. Like every minecraft content i may just see what youtubers say.
 
Yeah. Wow I'm fucking immature lmaoo.

Whatever if chad did it no one would care so fuck it
 
No, it looks fucked

I fucking HATE how stuff from my childhood, stuff I coped with for years, stuff which was a lifefuel dosage which I needed to get me though rough days has been destroyed in everyday possible.
 
No, it looks fucked

I fucking HATE how stuff from my childhood, stuff I coped with for years, stuff which was a lifefuel dosage which I needed to get me though rough days has been destroyed in everyday possible.
will still make 1bil at the box office
 
Since its not animated, and judging by the trailer

It doesnt look like it provides fan service

It looks more like they yanked the idea of minecraft for a kids movie to just make up for kids

A bit dissapointing but I dont mind

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What I dont like is this massive fat black sheboon which they put in for woke points
They killed an opportunity to create a 3 hour long work of art with just Steve in a slowly crippling existential crisis of how he misses home and engineer job. They could have gone deep in the psyche with that like how blade runner 2049 did where it hit the audience with a feeling of existential dread. Only for Steve to have to deal with monsters at night. How he is forced to kill animals for the first time just to survive. Befriending his only friend, a wolf. And made the nether look like something that used to be full of lots of life, but isn't anymore. Cave exploration and finding a mineshaft and in the library finding books on portals, enchanting, etc. really should have been a TV show or something.
 
idk the idea of a minecraft film sounds nice though
 
They killed an opportunity to create a 3 hour long work of art with just Steve in a slowly crippling existential crisis of how he misses home and engineer job. They could have gone deep in the psyche with that like how blade runner 2049 did where it hit the audience with a feeling of existential dread. Only for Steve to have to deal with monsters at night. How he is forced to kill animals for the first time just to survive. Befriending his only friend, a wolf. And made the nether look like something that used to be full of lots of life, but isn't anymore. Cave exploration and finding a mineshaft and in the library finding books on portals, enchanting, etc. really should have been a TV show or something.
Something like this is interesting, theres alot of possibility with a minecraft story, honestly if you are looking for a decent minecraft story, you can try minecraft storymode, it does have some melancholic tones to it at some points since in the game, the situation is dire and the fate of the world is at stake.

I think they wanted a happy go lucky kids movie to cash in on kids, but its so insulting to its older fanbase, and even for kids, it just looks like complete slop, so right now it looks like its failed in every way.
 
Since I love minecraft I might go, but the film doesn't look very good. I'd much rather have an animated production using the same animation as seen in the minecraft trailers.
No.
 
Most likely no.
 
Most likely no.
 
Probably borrow a DVD once it's out
 
Probably not. I loved Minecraft but the trailer looked shit.
 

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