Serious Will any of you guys retire early?

[ThoughtfulCel]

So every human here knows that choice in life is a meme and in order to live in your own home and be able to support your own hobbies , you need to slave away for 40 hours a week.

The only "choice" you have is living a mediocore life in an apartment if you don't want to wageslave.

Do any of you plan on retiring by age 40? Or will you wageslave until youre 6 feet in the ground like the elite want

 

[Deleted member 24293]

I'm pretty sure I won't make it past 35

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'm pretty sure I won't make it past 35

Suicide?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

You're a monkey

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Suicide?

Most likely.

 

[Deleted member 29115]

With parent’s money yes

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Depends on how much my kid and the surrogacy cost. I think I should be able to retire at 50.

 

[FlamingCel]

Yes of course

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I already retired

 

[Deleted member 29529]

I don’t plan on working a real job tbh

 

[NuclearCel]

Yes, I might be done by 35. There are certain plans in action.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Yes I will be retired between 30-35, so 2-7 years left

 

[Deleted member 17719]

It depends if I can get diagnosed with several mental illnesses so maybe I could get disability payments. Anyway regardless I am retiring from life aged 60 at the max.

 

[RollD20]

My parents already screwed up my chance at neetmaxxing young.

 

[SryMyEnglish]

You're a monkey

Gorilla slayer

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I already retired

Lucky as fuck

Yes I will be retired between 30-35, so 2-7 years left

Also a lucky bastard.

Yes, I might be done by 35. There are certain plans in action.

I plan on just working remotely (for obvious reasons) and living in my forest. Not like I can buy a house anyway

I don’t plan on working a real job tbh

Based

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Work is a good cope for because I enjoy my job more than rotting in my room. Also, the job is very parasitical in nature and doesn't contribute shit to soyciety, so that's a double bonus.

So every human here knows......

@Pengwin brootal penguinpill

 

[Foreign]

Fuck A job

 

[NuclearCel]

I plan on just working remotely (for obvious reasons) and living in my forest. Not like I can buy a house anyway

Why does a gorilla need to retire and work? Isnt the entire jungle your house? Isnt your 'work' just conquering additional territory and maintaining said territory?

 

[ordinaryotaku]

There was a selfmadecel on here who said he retired at 18 or 19 a while back. I forgot his username, though.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Why does a gorilla need to retire and work? Isnt the entire jungle your house? Isnt your 'work' just conquering additional territory and maintaining said territory?

I need to work to support my hobbies. I cant just walk into CVS and get items so I order off of Amazon.

Also I always plan on residing in my forest. Its my home after all

There was a selfmadecel on here who said he retired at 18 or 19 a while back. I forgot his username, though.

That had to have been complete bullshit tbh

Work is a good cope for because I enjoy my job more than rotting in my room. Also, the job is very parasitical in nature and doesn't contribute shit to soyciety, so that's a double bonus.


@Pengwin brootal penguinpill

Lmao fine, every human and other mammal cels like me and penguin

 

[Incline]

So every human here knows that choice in life is a meme and in order to live in your own home and be able to support your own hobbies , you need to slave away for 40 hours a week.

The only "choice" you have is living a mediocore life in an apartment if you don't want to wageslave.

Do any of you plan on retiring by age 40? Or will you wageslave until youre 6 feet in the ground like the elite want

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I will retire very early if you know what I mean.

 

[NuclearCel]

I need to work to support my hobbies. I cant just walk into CVS and get items so I order off of Amazon.

Also I always plan on residing in my forest. Its my home after all

Understood. I wish you luck in your ez retirement journey gorillacel. May you get all the money to enjoy your copes.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Understood. I wish you luck in your ez retirement journey gorillacel. May you get all the money to enjoy your copes.

Thanks brocel. Try not to wage slave for the rest of your life. Get out if there as quick as possible

 

[The Zulfigar]

How much a king size tree cost in your jungle area?

You're a chimpanzee

 

[cucksaar]

i’ve already retired from soyciety

 

[NuclearCel]

Thanks brocel. Try not to wage slave for the rest of your life. Get out if there as quick as possible

I wont be wage slaving for many years since parents have already put me on a certain path where i can just NEET and LDAR for the rest of my life thanks to certain investments plans of theirs. My mission is to gather some top tier copes for myself within the next 2 years and i think that plan will come to fruition thanks to them.

 

[SuccessfulShark]

I will try to retire before 30s by stemmaxing,investmaxxing and minimalisticmaxing

 

[Deleted member 29447]

As you said you're just not able to retire as a normal person if you not accept to live a very limited life compared to others. Not sure if I'm able to settle for it yet. Also without work I would have like 0 social contacts. So it's kind of a good thing from time to time.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

It really depends. If I rope at 40 then I can retire at 30 or so. I honestly doubt I would bother trying to live at that age since there literally isn’t any point in living as a 40 yo incel

 

[Antisocialloner]

It depends if I can get diagnosed with several mental illnesses so maybe I could get disability payments. Anyway regardless I am retiring from life aged 60 at the max.

That's the way to go. NEETBUX all the way while opting out of soyciety

 

[based_meme]

Retire or "retire"?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Retire or "retire"?

Whichever one makes you feel more special

 

[based_meme]

Whichever one makes you feel more special

I like ordinary. Ordinary is simple and straightforward. Special is needy and high maintenance.

I don't think I'd want to retire early tbh, professionally or mortally.

 

[Billowel]

hopefully i won't live for long.i just want god to kill me as soon as i finish some stuff.

 

[Ellsworth]

Not sure when I will retire, but my goal is to be able to if I wanted, by 50.

 

[Glokta]

Into an early grave most likely.

 

[Deleted member 28903]

I retired at 19. I'll just live as a NEET for the rest of my life now. All my copes are basically free.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

If by retire you mean kill myself then yes

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Many here will retire with a shotgun