Why is my friend like this?

[tulasdanslos]

He often asks me what my height is and I always say that I'm 5'7" (171 cm) because I am, there's no point to lying when you're this short and he's a trusted friend.

He always says that I'm not 5'7" and that I'm the same height his late father was so 5'9" (176 cm).

He doesn't realize that his late father lied to him about how tall he was.

What's the deal with him?

 

[Fevet]

Just roll with it kek

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Buy a measuring stick and measure yourself with it right in front of him and break his delusions

 

[tulasdanslos]

Just roll with it kek

I could, but it's just distracting and amusing tbh.

Buy a measuring stick and measure yourself with it right in front of him and break his delusions

Oh shit I have a measuring tape somewhere, I could whip it out the next time he comes over.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

maybe your shoes give you a lift?

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Oh shit I have a measuring tape somewhere, I could whip it out the next time he comes over.

Fucking do it lol

 

[based_meme]

What's the deal with him?

He's just dumb, don't worry about it.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

Because he's a faggot.

 

[justuseless]

How tall is he? I'm guessing he's trying to make himself feel better about his own height.

 

[stalkerKiller]

What difference does it make what he thinks of your height? Height is not really important in the context of a friend group.​