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It's Over Why I stopped showering...

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FiveFourManlet

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my dick, I believe in the ‘non-dong’ showering art.

I’ve spoken to @knajjd about this practice for a long time, he seems to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying he would try it out.

This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.

The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...

Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.

But it is difficult, come to your surprise.

There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).

I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.

It’s simple, buy Cheetos, eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.

To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.

This is a way of life.


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NoShower is legit

@Zaetheus

NoShower, now!
 
lmao keep going bro
 
Reasonable. Helps you save money too because you can use your dick cheese instead of actual cheese to add flavor to your Cheetos.
 
Reasonable. Helps you save money too because you can use your dick cheese instead of actual cheese to add flavor to your Cheetos.
Ascended IQ, hope to see you on the non dong team soon.
 
Just sounds like more work to me, lul. I shower just enough to not disgust myself. Not gonna put in more effort to be less clean. Anyway, keep on with it.
 
NoFap
NoCarbs
NoWater
NoPillow
NoShower

What's next? No breathing?
 
I love the feeling of being clean so I couldn’t ever NoShower. Greasy hair doesn’t feel good.
 
Ascended IQ, hope to see you on the non dong team soon.

Absolutely. If foids weren't so disgusting I'd escortcel after a few months noshower out of spite but I'm afraid I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
 
I love the feeling of being clean so I couldn’t ever NoShower. Greasy hair doesn’t feel good.
It feels great, you just shower to please other people around you that have no respect for you, you should only shower once you can smell your body odour yourself.
 
It feels great, you just shower to please other people around you that have no respect for you, you should only shower once you can smell your body odour yourself.
Nah bro. I shower for myself.

Besides, I like being in the shower. Getting soaked in the shower is a nice feeling.
 
how does that make your penis feel like?
 
My pubic hair smells rotten after day 3 of not showering. I can't shave it because when it starts to grow back, the folicles irritate my skin.
 
Genius tier post
 
When I read the title I thought this was gonna be bad.
The post, somehow, manages to be a bit worse.
 
But doesn't that allow bacteria to build up?
 
my dick, I believe in the ‘non-dong’ showering art.

I’ve spoken to @knajjd about this practice for a long time, he seems to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying he would try it out.

This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.

The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...

Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.

But it is difficult, come to your surprise.

There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).

I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.

It’s simple, buy Cheetos, eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.

To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.

This is a way of life.


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Disgusting
 
Lack of hygiene puts you at risk of developing balanitis.
 
this thread is 100s of times worse than a gore thread

this needs its own new type of spoiler tag
 
my dick, I believe in the ‘non-dong’ showering art.

I’ve spoken to @knajjd about this practice for a long time, he seems to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying he would try it out.

This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.

The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...

Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.

But it is difficult, come to your surprise.

There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).

I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.

It’s simple, buy Cheetos, eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.

To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.

This is a way of life.


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Just buy Cheetos theory.
 
Top tier autism post
 
Lack of hygiene puts you at risk of developing balanitis.
I already have balanitis, my head is head and sore all the time.
When I read the title I thought this was gonna be bad.
The post, somehow, manages to be a bit worse.
Disgusting
this thread is 100s of times worse than a gore thread

this needs its own new type of spoiler tag
Top tier autism post

But doesn't that allow bacteria to build up?
All fakecels here, they wash their penis for their secret girlfriends.

Hygiene for who?

A girl?

OUT.
 
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Wish I could but even I get grossed out by my body odour
 
Just run smegma game bro
 
I need to clean out my dick, its full of smegma. Thanks for reminding me.
 
Showering is a waste of time.
 
Showering is a waste of time.
Exactly, incels are saying "yeah i shower once a day", WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PLEASE? WHO? TELL ME?

If you are truly alone and incel, you have no-one to please, i dont care how high inhib you are.
 
Exactly, incels are saying "yeah i shower once a day", WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PLEASE? WHO? TELL ME?

If you are truly alone and incel, you have no-one to please, i dont care how high inhib you are.
Only time I shower is when my hair is so greasy is bothers ME.

Idgaf who else my lack of showering bothers
 
I alternate between very cold and hot in the shower to aid in the recovery process from my gymcelling
 
What happened to you @FiveFourManlet . When you first came here you where a nice fellow. You have since gotten progressively darker.
 
What happened to you @FiveFourManlet . When you first came here you where a nice fellow. You have since gotten progressively darker.
No one cares except you, so stop caring
 
I've never purposely washed my dick in my life. When I shower it's just face and armpits then I'm out. Not looking to waste time standing under water
 
What happened to you @FiveFourManlet . When you first came here you where a nice fellow. You have since gotten progressively darker.
Imagine being a nice fellow on an incel forum, lmao
 

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