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Why I prefer cats to dogs

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Dogs make life worse. They're too needy. Having a dog is like being stuck with a child without the benefit that the child will eventually grow more intelligent and take care of themselves. I can't stand that horrible noise dogs make known as barking. Nor can I stand how gross dogs are in general. Whenever they pick me I dry heath.

I have always preferred cats. Cats are much more peaceful. I enjoy having a cat because it's satisfying to pet a cat and feel it purr. Cats will destroy any mice that dare invade your home. Cats are intelligent enough where you can simply train them to use a litter box. Thus saving you the labor of taking them on a walk.

I'm not going to delude myself into believing a cat loves me. That would be bullocks. However having a cat is definitely a satisfying experience. More so than becoming a slave to some mutt.

Male cats>female cats
 
Male cats>female cats
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Dogs make life worse. They're too needy. Having a dog is like being stuck with a child without the benefit that the child will eventually grow more intelligent and take care of themselves. I can't stand that horrible noise dogs make known as barking. Nor can I stand how gross dogs are in general. Whenever they pick me I dry heath.

I have always preferred cats. Cats are much more peaceful. I enjoy having a cat because it's satisfying to pet a cat and feel it purr. Cats will destroy any mice that dare invade your home. Cats are intelligent enough where you can simply train them to use a litter box. Thus saving you the labor of taking them on a walk.

I'm not going to delude myself into believing a cat loves me. That would be bullocks. However having a cat is definitely a satisfying experience. More so than becoming a slave to some mutt.

Male cats>female cats
Yea dogs suck unless you need them for hunting or protection, if youre a foid to get railed also
 
So many benefits of having a cat. They can even predict your death.
 
Dogs are stupid slaves. I hate slave minded beings in general.
Also, from my experience girls prefer dogs over cats. I wonder why? Hmmmm .... .

Maybe the stats say otherwise.

Cats are independent beings. They don't need us, but even wild cats sense if you are a cool human and will trust you.

A cats' company has the same positive effects on health as human female company, but you do not have to fear betrayal or getting raped in a divorce court.
 
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plus cats are much easier to handle
dogs are fucking massive tanking creatures that can push you around. meanwhile cats barely weight anything
 
I dislike both to be honest. Rabbits, Guinea Pigs, Hamsters, goldfish & lizards are better pets than dogs & cats.
 
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I read that too and their purring will help heal wounds.
Correct. They also don't just purr when they feel good. They also purr when they are hurt or sick.

The vibrations are indeed increasing the speed of recovery.
In fact there really is such a thing as good vibes and bad vibes.
 
So many benefits of having a cat. They can even predict your death.
Wow.

Cats do love their owners actually, it's just that they express their affection in a different way. Not copium.
I don't think so. They're still simply using you as food/security.

I got 3 cats :feelsBox:
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I dislike both to be honest. Rabbits, Guinea Pigs, Hamsters, goldfish & lizards are better pets than dogs & cats.
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I agree. Dogs are irritating as fuck. They're loud and bite everything. Nobody knows how to train their dogs. And you gotta follow them around and pick up every lump of poop they shit out for their entire lives. I see people walking their dogs and picking up poop all the time. Who's got the energy to do that? It would be like having a 5 month old baby for life.

When I was a kid we had a Norwegian Forest Cat, they're like they best pet you could ever ask for.

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Cats are good looking and also they impress foids so i hate cats too
 
i dont give a shit about either but i cant stand fucking dogs barking on truecels walks. I’ll walk away from them and they continue to bark. Stupid fucking mutts
 
Dogs make life worse. They're too needy. Having a dog is like being stuck with a child without the benefit that the child will eventually grow more intelligent and take care of themselves. I can't stand that horrible noise dogs make known as barking. Nor can I stand how gross dogs are in general. Whenever they pick me I dry heath.

I have always preferred cats. Cats are much more peaceful. I enjoy having a cat because it's satisfying to pet a cat and feel it purr. Cats will destroy any mice that dare invade your home. Cats are intelligent enough where you can simply train them to use a litter box. Thus saving you the labor of taking them on a walk.

I'm not going to delude myself into believing a cat loves me. That would be bullocks. However having a cat is definitely a satisfying experience. More so than becoming a slave to some mutt.

Male cats>female cats
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Dogs scare me and i always have to be wary of those nigger behaving retard you will never know when they are going to charge at you and try to bite your ankles/arm/hand. With the cats i don't feel that way they are chill or just going to scratch you to get away from you, they are more fun to observe with their agility of jumping around.
So cats (neets) > dogs (annoying niggers).
 
Cats are good looking and also they impress foids so i hate cats too
They do not impress cats, GrAY.Most fiids actually hate cats to hell but every foid that I’ve met told me that they absolutely love gogs.Fucking cuck
 
Why, gray???
Saying you don't like cats on there (even on the internet in general), unless it's a dog sub, gets you downvoted. And seeing cringe shit like "you don't choose your cat, your cat chooses you". Wouldn't say I love dogs but I definitely prefer them over cats. The one thing I don't like about dogs though is their excessive use of barking at nothing
 
.is users trying not to shit on dogs for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
 
plus cats are much easier to handle
dogs are fucking massive tanking creatures that can push you around. meanwhile cats barely weight anything
There are plenty of breeds that are cat sized and low maintenance. cats crawl all over everything, claw at shit, constantly run off and don't alert you to anything that needs attention. I've had a few 10 pound mutts over the years and they've all been pretty chill. Some dogs are annoying little shits though and bark at nothing, larger dogs can be even worse as they block enterance ways and are harder to ignore if they're the type to jump on you for attention. Small dogs are basically like better cats as long as you get one that isn't too yappy.

Dogs are better rodent catchers as well, cats have a tendency to play with their prey which allows them to get away and get into the house or they tear the heads off and get blood on the floor, dogs in my experience get a clean kill and have the decency to leave the corpse outside the door which makes clean up easier and prevents them from escaping and hiding in the house.
 
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tom cats can be mean.

my tomcat i had before used to hiss at me. not directly at me but he would do it with his face down which was his way of saying you're annoying me but you're still family and i still love you.

my girl cat never ever hissed at me before. when i would push her away from sitting on the computer chair she would do a cute little bratty moan. thats all. she also loved sitting on my lap. many times I was busy gaming but she wouldn't give up until she got to sit on my lap even with a heater turned on nearby.

i like dogs and all animals for that matter but I don't wanna constantly walk a dog or pickup their fresh warm shit. the plastic gloves are never enough and you can still smell their shit on your hands or wrist.
 
Scooping out cat turds from a stinky box is my idea of a good time
 

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