Why don't you just hire a prostitute?

[Angry_runt]

From Reddit...

It's always been a fantasy to have a threesome so fuck it, I agreed. Gave them €100. They led me to a bedroom. Some small talk which I expected from them. What's your name, where are you from, are you new etc. Once that was out of the way, one of them asked me to take my pants off. It wasn't sexy. It was like being at a doctor's exam. I got undressed and they asked me to lay on the bed.

"So which of us do you want to fuck?" one of them asked. "Just a blowjob", I replied. Honestly, I was a little too nervous for sex. "Oh, perfect!", one of said, which was said in a kind of "And I don't even have to have your cock inside me!". Bit offputting, but ok. "You can touch us ok?".

One held my cock and put what can only be described as a paper towel with a hole through it over my cock, then ran a baby wipe over my cock, then put a condom over it. It was still soft at this point since the fun hadn't started.

Girl A starts sucking my cock like a machine, from 0-100 in a second while the other girl starts making "mmm baby" sounds while rubbing my nipples. Obviously getting touched by two girls sounds great, but instantly going for it caught me off guard! It took me a few minutes to adjust to it and get into it.

They started talking to each other casually while one had my cock in their mouth and now and then jerking me off instead. It was really offputting. I'm almost certain they were talking about me from the tone of their voice and I think it was probably something like "This guy isn't cumming quickly is he?", "No he isn't".

I asked one of the girls to take her bra off so I could see her tits. "No that's extra baby". "Ok".

... and the second night:

She lay on the bed and told me to kneel between her legs while she put a condom on me. I was about to help when she asked me not to touch my cock and I realised that these girls really are that strict about anything remotely risky when it comes to STDs. Instead, she got me hard, opened her legs and guided me inside her herself. This felt a little more relaxed than the previous night, but the downside was that this girl would not let go of my cock while it was inside her because I guess she was worried about the condom slipping. This made it pretty uncomfortable for me to thrust inside her and so after a minute or two of that, I gave up and asked her to jerk me off instead.

Her tits looked great but I realised as soon as I touched them that they were fake. I've never felt fake tits before but man, they're so different. Imagine a balloon, but imagine a smooth rock inside the balloon. That's kind of how fake tits feel. They didn't feel bad as such, just different. Again, when you've only got 15 minutes to experience something entirely new to you, you're just not ready for these things!

She jerked me off until I cum. Again, she asked me not to touch myself and pulled the condom off before cleaning me, then giving me more tissues to clean myself. While I did so, she squeezed the condom with my cum in it, making sure there were no holes and nothing had leaked. It's really weird to see someone inspect a condom like that. It's so surgical and completely devoid of any of the things you might associate with sex usually.

She cleaned herself while I got dressed. I asked her name but I honestly can't remember. I know she was from Albania. She asked me a little more about me while wiping her pussy casually and she did seem nicer than the first girls. I asked her if I could give her a hug before I left and she obliged before wishing me a safe journey home.

Remember, in many countries you can get arrested for even looking for this kind of experience.

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[Cuyen]

That's why ı don't escortcelling

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Wha't the difference hiring a prostitute and go to one ? Also prices on Amsterdam feels fair....it's cheap enough, compare to here.
Assuming 100 is for high quality....

 

[Angry_runt]

Wha't the difference hiring a prostitute and go to one ? Also prices on Amsterdam feels fair....it's cheap enough, compare to here.
Assuming 100 is for high quality....

It's fair to pay 100 euros to have your dick treated like biohazard by a dead eyed Eastern European whore and not even see her tits?

 

[Deleted member 12256]

It's fair to pay 100 euros to have your dick treated like biohazard by a dead eyed Eastern European whore and not even see her tits?

You can get high quality sometimes even for 100, hell even for 50. At 500 you get model tier, belive me those sluts do anything for money, they are objects not even human. An alive sex doll...

 

[Gremlincel]

Jesus Christ. What a terrible night to be sub-4.
I've decided to never visit a whore on account of my hideous body and tiny dick, but honestly, even if this wasn't the case, maybe it's better not to sacrifice your virgin wizardry in favor of such an awful experience.