LifeFuel Why don't you gym maxx?

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No amount of gymaxxing will change your face.
 
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I used to go to the gym. Ever since covid they require you to mask up and I don't wanna get hypoxia.
 
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LittleBoy said:
I'll have to do it for my health and also for when I go escortcelling.
I thought about posting one of those Incel trait topics about something like: You know you're an incel when you have to improve your looks just to get an escort.

Not sure if that's what you're saying exactly, but I've thought about escorts and can't do it until I add about another inch to my arms and chest and lose that last 10 pounds of flab on my lower back and thighs, lol.
 
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agingmentalcel said:
I thought about posting one of those Incel trait topics about something like: You know you're an incel when you have to improve your looks just to get an escort.

Not sure if that's what you're saying exactly, but I've thought about escorts and can't do it until I add about another inch to my arms and chest and lose that last 10 pounds of flab on my lower back and thighs, lol.

Sex is a contact sport. You have to be physically fit enough to fuck. Fucking involves various unnatural stress positions.

That's what I'm getting at.
 
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B/c full-time school and even with all that time spent, I would just be a buff and ugly guy, instead of just ugly. I'd rather take those hours and invest where I would get meaningful returns, instead of minor aesthetic points that won't endear me to anyone.
 
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A gymmaxxed incel is even uglier than a regular one. And everyone knows why you're doing it, which makes you even more pathetic in their eyes.
 
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LittleBoy said:
Sex is a contact sport. You have to be physically fit enough to fuck. Fucking involves various unnatural stress positions.

That's what I'm getting at.
OK, I get that, too. personally I'd also probably want to be single digit bodyfat (ok maybe like 12% max) and muscular before even considering paid sex.
 
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agingmentalcel said:
OK, I get that, too. personally I'd also probably want to be single digit bodyfat (ok maybe like 12% max) and muscular before even considering paid sex.
Most whores usually just do cowgirl. Life is not a porn movie lol. She won't do X different positions with you.
 
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Tbh
 
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High IQ. There is literally no reason not to gymmaxx.

DisgustingSlob said:
A gymmaxxed incel is even uglier than a regular one. And everyone knows why you're doing it, which makes you even more pathetic in their eyes.
Cope. No one will find you pathetic if you have enough muscles and could easily beat most in a fight.
 
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I just do calisthenics at home ngl. Soon I might buy a weight vest to use for exercises like pull-ups and dips.
 
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I'll probably start
 
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agingmentalcel said:
OK, I get that, too. personally I'd also probably want to be single digit bodyfat (ok maybe like 12% max) and muscular before even considering paid sex.
Tbh that's pretty overkill just for an escort jfl. How you look doesn't really matter, it's how physically capable you are of preforming. So long as you train your muscles and aren't overweight, it should be fine.
 
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Uncle Samson said:
You should move to Ghana and run JBW
Their women look like gorillas and have the IQ’s of them too.

I’d probably be eaten alive because those nogs think I have magical powers because i have white skin and can count to 10
 
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Meus said:
It will if you really lift hard.

Tons of women who fetishize muscles, because it is so rare.
Gymcelled @Gymcelled read this fucking thread

 
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BummerDrummer said:
Their women look like gorillas and have the IQ’s of them too.

I’d probably be eaten alive because those nogs think I have magical powers because i have white skin and can count to 10
I find your casual racism hilarious TBH. It's a breath of fresh air from hearing everyone say PC crap
 
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How can an incel find motivation to workout lol. Its cope for normies
 
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Meus said:
It's literally the best cope in existence and solves almost all problems.

You feel useless because no job? Solved, because you have better health than wagecucks.
People disrespect you because no job, gf etc? Solved, because you have muscles and are intimidating.

Being ugly can even be an advantage, because with muscles you will look way more intimidating than a pretty Chad.
I've been back into gymceling for the past two months and it is lifefuel to some degree.

The problem is, in high school I worked out all 4 years and only took breaks when I was involved with sports and I got absolutely zero attention from foids from it. I was at one point -one- of the strongest guys in the weight room, DB pressing 85's at 18.

I just felt like sisyphus after awhile, working my ass off for no other reason than to be strong. Women still ignored me, I was still shunned to I guess a lesser degree than usual from other men.

I'm nearly to what I was back then which is lifefuel, im currently putting up 70's on DB press and I'm focusing more on legs now which is a change of pace from back then. Another month or two and I'll be as strong as I ever was, but I'll still be subhuman in the face so it makes little difference to my inceldom situation.
 
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Neggr said:
I heard that gorillas can rip off a mans head with a single hand? Is that true? If so I can volunteer
Dude I'm genetically modified. I could literally punch a car in half. A man's head is too easy.

If you'd like to volunteer just stop by my forest and ill hook you up.

 
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ThoughtfulCel said:
Dude I'm genetically modified. I could literally punch a car in half. A man's head is too easy.

If you'd like to volunteer just stop by my forest and ill hook you up.

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Meus said:
Bullshit. I mean real respect, not fake respect. Muscular dudes get honest respect, because dudes know how hard it is to musclemaxx.

People will just think you are a tryhard and autistic weirdo if you ran around with a gun.

I'm ngl, muscle maxxing is the best path to safe and easy respect. 2 hours every 2nd day isn't that much. All the other route (wealth maxxing etc) are WAY harder and also safer since money doesn't automatically guarantee respect either. Don't forget that we are fucking animals. Brute strength is still and always was valued.
Lmfao how long have you been lifting

The end result of being gymcelled is looking like a tryhard and at best you'll have some guys asking you how much you bench or what your routine is

Nobody respects it, maybe in the 70s but now it just invokes a "oh look another one of these gymmaxxed autists" reaction

This thread isn't even bluepill, it's like 10 year old autistic kid reading comics books level. What the fuck am I reading
 
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Boardwalkcel said:
I've been back into gymceling for the past two months and it is lifefuel to some degree.

The problem is, in high school I worked out all 4 years and only took breaks when I was involved with sports and I got absolutely zero attention from foids from it. I was at one point -one- of the strongest guys in the weight room, DB pressing 85's at 18.

I just felt like sisyphus after awhile, working my ass off for no other reason than to be strong. Women still ignored me, I was still shunned to I guess a lesser degree than usual from other men.

I'm nearly to what I was back then which is lifefuel, im currently putting up 70's on DB press and I'm focusing more on legs now which is a change of pace from back then. Another month or two and I'll be as strong as I ever was, but I'll still be subhuman in the face so it makes little difference to my inceldom situation.
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ReturnOfSaddam said:
Lmfao how long have you been lifting

The end result of being gymcelled is looking like a tryhard and at best you'll have some guys asking you how much you bench or what your routine is

Nobody respects it, maybe in the 70s but now it just invokes a "oh look another one of these gymmaxxed autists" reaction

This thread isn't even bluepill, it's like 10 year old autistic kid reading comics books level. What the fuck am I reading
Just give up it's another dude who doesn't understand the genetic limitations of muscle building (frame, insertions, height etc)
 
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Meus said:
2 hours every 2nd day isn't that much.

Yeah it is, that's like twice the normal amount of time in the Gym. This thread is making me think you're larping.
 
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Boardwalkcel said:
Yeah it is, that's like twice the normal amount of time in the Gym. This thread is making me think you're larping.
Only a retard lifts for 2 hours straight.

Its easy to tell who actually lifts and who doesn't.
 
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Pain And Hatred said:
It is a good cope tbh both for the mind and body but when I see a chad or chadlite it just ruins all of my motivation.

Find a gym that doesn't just cater to lifting. Places like the Y are actually pretty good because they tend to have pretty good equipment and a diverse group thus vastly watering down the amount of Chads, Tyrones, Changs, Chadpreets, and Chadriguezs. Also general roid heads are less common too. Only trade off is a lot of these places are family oriented so there might be fucking kids in the building though obviously not in the lifting areas (just a thought if you hate kids as much as me).

Gym maxxing is legit. You can't lose....unless you're a complete idiot and have shit form or do something else to get yourself hurt. All you stand is to look better outwardly. But it's the inner feeling you get. It absolutely fights depression on the spot and it lasts. Also it makes you more conscious of your body in space thus stamping out normie slothly fat assery that most normies act like (even if they aren't obese). I'm talking about day to say shit like at the grocery store. I can lift a 24x500mL pack of water with two or three fingers and toss it around with ease when I'm in peak gym maxx mode. Normies have to use two hands, hunch way over, and make it sound like they're lifting a fucking car. Just basic shit like this will make you feel better.
 
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Rambocel said:
Find a gym that doesn't just cater to lifting. Places like the Y are actually pretty good because they tend to have pretty good equipment and a diverse group thus vastly watering down the amount of Chads, Tyrones, Changs, Chadpreets, and Chadriguezs. Also general roid heads are less common too. Only trade off is a lot of these places are family oriented so there might be fucking kids in the building though obviously not in the lifting areas (just a thought if you hate kids as much as me).

Gym maxxing is legit. You can't lose....unless you're a complete idiot and have shit form or do something else to get yourself hurt. All you stand is to look better outwardly. But it's the inner feeling you get. It absolutely fights depression on the spot and it lasts. Also it makes you more conscious of your body in space thus stamping out normie slothly fat assery that most normies act like (even if they aren't obese). I'm talking about day to say shit like at the grocery store. I can lift a 24x500mL pack of water with two or three fingers and toss it around with ease when I'm in peak gym maxx mode. Normies have to use two hands, hunch way over, and make it sound like they're lifting a fucking car. Just basic shit like this will make you feel better.
I will definitely look into this, thanks brocel, I really like gym maxing because it gets me hyped up and I feel alive when I'm doing it, it's a really good cope. My life is shit but when I see that I'm making process in the gym it makes me feel better about myself.
PS: I fucking hate kids too especially when they mog me.
 
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Rambocel said:
Find a gym that doesn't just cater to lifting. Places like the Y are actually pretty good because they tend to have pretty good equipment and a diverse group thus vastly watering down the amount of Chads, Tyrones, Changs, Chadpreets, and Chadriguezs. Also general roid heads are less common too. Only trade off is a lot of these places are family oriented so there might be fucking kids in the building though obviously not in the lifting areas (just a thought if you hate kids as much as me).

Gym maxxing is legit. You can't lose....unless you're a complete idiot and have shit form or do something else to get yourself hurt. All you stand is to look better outwardly. But it's the inner feeling you get. It absolutely fights depression on the spot and it lasts. Also it makes you more conscious of your body in space thus stamping out normie slothly fat assery that most normies act like (even if they aren't obese). I'm talking about day to say shit like at the grocery store. I can lift a 24x500mL pack of water with two or three fingers and toss it around with ease when I'm in peak gym maxx mode. Normies have to use two hands, hunch way over, and make it sound like they're lifting a fucking car. Just basic shit like this will make you feel better.
It is also great to mog normies, despite being a fucking NEET. They always fucking say: Dude work, you can't sit on your ass day and be a lazy piece of shit (even tough most normies are out of shape themselves, need that comfort food to tolerate your boss Goldstein) and then you simply stand behind them in the store and absolutely mog them, despite being a NEET. Best fucking feeling there is.

Too bad the Jews closed all gyms. I fucking need that cope.
 
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Meus said:
Most whores usually just do cowgirl. Life is not a porn movie lol. She won't do X different positions with you.
I wasn't the one who said anything about different positions. I have to workout for my job and I lift at home. I don't care about flexibility and moving around, those are standard skills required for my life. I need a close to ideal body composition to have sex. I would never have sex with any kind of gut or extra fat pad or banana roll ass or anything like that. Even if I'm paying someone $1000 to do me, I need to be as close to ideal physically as possible to allow myself in that environment. At least in cowgirl my stomach would be flat and she wouldnt see my ass or anything.
LiterallyASoyboy said:
Tbh that's pretty overkill just for an escort jfl. How you look doesn't really matter, it's how physically capable you are of preforming. So long as you train your muscles and aren't overweight, it should be fine.
If you don't care how you look, why would it matter how you perform? You are paying her, your cash is your performance, you don't need to please her. I think it's just another insecurity, like mine about looks. Neither are logical.
 
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is there somebody on this forum which is a legit fit guy? like he has muscles and stuff
 
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This place is getting flooded with normies and it is already becoming the majority.
 
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Im gymmaxxing but thats not my priority
 
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pp183 @pp183 is gym maxxed
 
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shii410 said:
pp183 @pp183 is gym maxxed
Implying a hapa needs to lift to get ripped #HAPAPOWER pp183 @pp183
 
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So on top of loneliness you want me to having sore muscles daily and eat shit food.
 
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Dr. Dicklet said:
very hard on the joints
Gym is a decent cope but without sturdy bones you're you're just pissing into the wind in terms of objective, percentile, competitive achievement. I worked out consistently for years, yet I frequently meet men much stronger than me, in a similar weight class, who barely exercise at all.
 
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I would but the government have closed all the gyms because there's something like flu going around apparently.
 
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LiteralGoblin said:
Muscles make you look fat
Only true if you're like the typical bloated gym guy. That's why I will get lean before I ever attempt the gym again.

Also because dieting and then watching my strength go down sucks.
 
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kikecel said:
is there somebody on this forum which is a legit fit guy? like he has muscles and stuff
I was in the upper 5% of my gym. I also took protein powder and creatine and gymmed every 2nd day for like 3 hours, sometimes even daily, so yes I would say I'm legit.
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Only true if you're like the typical bloated gym guy. That's why I will get lean before I ever attempt the gym again.

Also because dieting and then watching my strength go down sucks.
It's the opposite. First you get muscles, then you get lean. Literally impossible to get muscle while staying thin without roiding.
 
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ReturnOfSaddam said:
Lmfao how long have you been lifting

The end result of being gymcelled is looking like a tryhard and at best you'll have some guys asking you how much you bench or what your routine is
Yeah and if you don't have women then it will look extra pathetic since you're making all that effort and are stronger than 90% of men but still sexless.
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Nobody respects it, maybe in the 70s but now it just invokes a "oh look another one of these gymmaxxed autists" reaction
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Meus said:
It's the opposite. First you get muscles, then you get lean. Literally impossible to get muscle while staying thin without roiding.
What I mean is clean bulking from like 10% instead of starting at +20% and trying to "recomp".
 
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don't think I could get very big anyway I'd have to roid hard. would rather do some competitive sport tbhtbhtbhtbh
 
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Meus said:
I was in the upper 5% of my gym. I also took protein powder and creatine and gymmed every 2nd day for like 3 hours, sometimes even daily, so yes I would say I'm legit.

It's the opposite. First you get muscles, then you get lean. Literally impossible to get muscle while staying thin without roiding.
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