Serious Why does farting and shitting feel so good

[Redpill Robert]

Freud often talked about "anal fixations" or something. I don't know about that, but I do know that few things compare to your stomach hurting badly, and then you just cut a massive fart and feel amazing afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

i've read that feeling pleasure from taking a huge shit is like the same feeling as getting pounded by a huge black cock
maybe you should try that OP...

 

[Amaterasu]

i've read that feeling pleasure from taking a huge shit is like the same feeling as getting pounded by a huge black cock
maybe you should try that OP...

 

[Kointo1]

It feels good to take a long piss also. Sometimes when I empty my bowels or bladder, it feels better than climaxing.

 

[Tellem--T]

its a blessing from allah, mashallah

 

[Templarcel421]

and farts will always be funny

 

[Redpill Robert]

i've read that feeling pleasure from taking a huge shit is like the same feeling as getting pounded by a huge black cock
maybe you should try that OP...

Kind of doubt it but okay.

 

[Weirdcel]

Depends on how clean the poop comes out. Large solid clean logs are a blessing. Others a curse.

The quiet farts aren't that pleasurable because they're not forceful enough to vibrate your ass cheeks.

 

[Sadist]

Depends on how clean the poop comes out. Large solid clean logs are a blessing. Others a curse.

The quiet farts aren't that pleasurable because they're not forceful enough to vibrate your ass cheeks.

but I like the vibration...

 

[Weirdcel]

but I like the vibration...

I do too.

 

[Redpill Robert]

It feels good to take a long piss also. Sometimes when I empty my bowels or bladder, it feels better than climaxing.

Yeah. So I guess everyone (celibate or otherwise) has that at least.

 

[Schizoidcel]

It's like reverse anal

 

[Deleted member 265]

i ate some pringles and chocolate yesterday and now in the morning every fart i makes smells like 100% pure shit

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Anal sphincters. The gays have known this for years, and have "reverse engineered" it.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I like ripping big ones and long ones

 

[Redpill Robert]

i ate some pringles and chocolate yesterday and now in the morning every fart i makes smells like 100% pure shit

One time I literally ate nothing but cashews for a day and my shit was just like a creamy peanut butter. Even had the little swirly on top. You could just feel it slide through your intestine too as it was coming out.

Wiping your ass with shits like that is the worst though because no amount of toilet paper seems to get all the shit.

 

[Deleted member 265]

One time I literally ate nothing but cashews for a day and my shit was just like a creamy peanut butter. Even had the little swirly on top. You could just feel it slide through your intestine too as it was coming out.

Wiping your ass with shits like that is the worst though because no amount of toilet paper seems to get all the shit.

legit as fuck

 

[VLÖ]

One time I literally ate nothing but cashews for a day and my shit was just like a creamy peanut butter. Even had the little swirly on top. You could just feel it slide through your intestine too as it was coming out.

Wiping your ass with shits like that is the worst though because no amount of toilet paper seems to get all the shit.

You can fix that with a shower

 

[nausea]

physiology 101

 

[Redpill Robert]

You can fix that with a shower

Yeah but in the middle of the day or if you're at work or something kind of fucked. But yeah that's why I usually shower in the morning. I always have a morning dump and I shower right after.

 

[Deleted member 5946]

gonna be real dude that sounds gay. if you like having your anus widened maybe that's something you could try recreationally? lots of "straight" incel dudes are actually gay guys that haven't accepted their sexualities. probably lots of dudes on here would be willing to open your butt. not for me unfortunately. but i'm sure you could find one. best of luck!

 

[masturDbater]

because you have a prostate. low iq op

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

farting always feels good, but shits are a gamble every time. shitting window caulk fucking SUCKS