Serious Why do soybeards all look the same?

[Redpill Robert]

And have all the same fucking traits. There's the soybeard (of course) the premature balding (often) and the glasses (always). It's kind of like how feminists all have those same glasses too. Seriously what gives?

And odd how they've taken traits normally associated with high -T (beards and going bald) and made them signature characteristics for the most pussified men in existence.

 

[Hunter]

they feature those appearances to try to compensate for their low T.

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Don't forget wide open mouths for pictures.

I really don't understand this soyboy epidemic. Could be low T, raised by single mothers, or just younger men being indoctrinated to be pussy faggots by SJW female teachers all throughout Schooling.

 

[Fabio]

Beard - They think the beard makes them look like an adult.
Glasses - To look smarter/professional.
Honestly just like most trends hopefully this one will die out too.

 

[Hellothere]

All out faggotry.

Don't forget wide open mouths for pictures.

I really don't understand this soyboy epidemic. Could be low T, raised by single mothers, or just younger men being indoctrinated to be pussy faggots by SJW female teachers all throughout Schooling.

The wide mouth is to swallow the cock

 

[Redpill Robert]

they feature those appearances to try to compensate for their low T.

Possibly, but given the fact that most of them openly loathe masculinity, idk. I think it more just comes from general slovenliness. They're essentially just a new breed of neckbeard but just with far-left "male-feminist" politics imo.

 

[Kent]

they feature those appearances to try to compensate for their low T.

This is it...it has become mainstream if you have a weak jawline or soy face (low angularity) that growing a beard is a COPE.

 

[Evildoer]

Glasses is because of weak eyesight.
Balding because they are subhumans.
Beard to hide ugly babyface and being taken more seriously, although their beard genes is often an absolute garbage.

 

[WarriorSkull]

The balding, the glasses, the beards, the cucked cultural beliefs, they're all reflective of men ashamed of their poor genetics and fear of being exposed. The beards and thick, distracting glasses hide and obscure their faces. The open mouth smiles are "fear grimaces" projecting submissiveness and supplication when the attention of the social media is focused on them.

 

[chudur-budur]

Beard - They think the beard makes them look like an adult.
Glasses - To look smarter/professional.
Honestly just like most trends hopefully this one will die out too.

 

[The End]

Eek, is that how I look?

Glasses for bad sight, shitty beard to hide my weak chin, and balding because I didn't start propecia early enough.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Redpill Robert]

Said it before: numale parrot. A fitting animal given that they just parrot nonsense about "mithogyny" all day.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Let's break down their features:

Premature balding could be caused by high T (JFL) and/or poor genetics
Glasses are a product of bad genes, they wear them to seem more hipster or smarter
Patchy ugly beards could be also caused by low T or lack of grooming, they often grow beards to seem more "masculine" or hide bad features
Explanation for soylent grin below

 

[LowIQRetard]

A few weeks ago I noticed I've been growing my beard out when I have less facial definition, as soon as I have some semblance of a jawline I go clean shaven/ have stubble.

Beards are makeup for men