Serious Why do reddit nerds and soyboys tell us to "touch grass"?

[tehgymcel420]

Shouldn't they go touch grass first? Isn't their only hobby sitting on their phone and bitching about conservative politicians?

 

[justuseless]

No face for your grass

 

[Friezacel]

Its projection

 

[ReconElement]

Because their mothers fuck horses who as you know touch grass

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

No face for your grass

 

[veryrare]

Because their mothers fuck horses who as you know touch grass

 

[tehgymcel420]

Because their mothers fuck horses who as you know touch grass

Damn, broootal horse pill.

 

[BSGMANLET]

These are the same people that are screeching about TikTok getting banned. Keep that in mind.